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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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White Sox broadcast team on CSN Chicago openly rooting for Eloy to hit a bomb off of Quintana and Cease to get the save to put the Cardinals above the Cubs in the division this year. Your neighbors hate you, Cubs fans.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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John Wilkes Booth posted:

Knock em dead Kopech

Approvingly feeling the dugout bench and talking with a catcher, Narvaez I think.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Kopech makes me appreciate how tall Giolito is. I’m Kopech’s size and Giolito dwarfs him.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Daniel Palka’s foul ball may have blinded a fan when it came down. He had to be escorted out by paramedics with blood dripping down from his right eye.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Now they’re taking a mop down to clean up the blood right behind the Twins’ dugout.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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R.D. Mangles posted:

gonna need a mop for kopech

As a tall sweaty mess myself, I can relate.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Tarp coming off after the PA finished up “Never Gonna Give You Up”.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Tarp back on

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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RIP Kopech’s first start, killed by the rain.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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56 mph eephus from Avilan, Polanco just looks so confused.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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What a throw by Avi

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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BIG BEAR

HE'S GOT A CHEST LIKE A RUG

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Mike_V posted:

ozuna is heating up. not good for other wild card hopefuls

Boo, not keeping the line going.

...

:glomp:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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:negative:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Are you loving kidding me, Pebble?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Kolten Wong for a gold glove, holy poo poo.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Hail goddamn Satan, sole possession of WC1

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Tom Gorman posted:

8 consecutive series folks

Cardinals showing up in August like

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Sydin posted:

All they had to do was pull out their classic ace in the hole of trading for a piece of poo poo.

Who's next? Matt Bush?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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I'm okay with this blooping to death

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Sydin posted:

I am NOT the Cubs fans giving Murphy a loving standing O.

I'm gonna be that Cardinals fan relentlessly booing him for that last series.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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I'm really sad the Braves won't be at the Sox for interleague next year.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I hate that Murphy has Ross' old number :barf:

Patrick Wisdom, CHUD extraordinaire, is wearing Curt Flood's number. I feel your pain, friend. :glomp:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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God drat, Poque's beautiful boy murdered that one. :stare:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Dave Kingman hit one 550 feet at Wrigley in 1976, allegedly.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Hamilton was not willing to wait for it

:golfclap:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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R.D. Mangles posted:

it should be ILLEGAL to put political ads on TV when I'm watching my BASEBALL SHOW

I've got bad news about the Ricketts, friend.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Seriously, the Cardinals are kind of scary right now.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Tom Gorman posted:

I don't wanna use the word "Juggernaut" but I'm not sure where else to go from there

They don't have a juggernaut feel, but they look young and hungry. They're playing with a sustained urgency that they've been missing.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Just gonna post about the LLWS here. Go Hawai'i.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Hawai'i's pitcher is dealing.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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No-pitch intentional walks are bullshit, even in the LLWS.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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This Hawai'i pitcher now at 14 K's through 5.2

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Hawai'i's third-best pitcher just pitched a 15 K CGSO (6 innings) giving up only 3 hits to win the US championship. They play for the world championship tomorrow. :911:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Yolmer has made a fake replay kit out of paper cups and is stalking the dugout with it. :allears:

Anyone who hasn't recognized the joy of Yolmer needs to get on board.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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They still try to run on Yadi. :sigh:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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God dammit, I wish Kolten would stop getting hurt.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Tom Gorman posted:

Shildt has successfully resisted the urge to stick Matt Adams in the outfield and has him at 1st today

Shildt good

The correct approach is to use Matt Adams as a bench bat and not allow fielding errors.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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I can't be mad at you, Matty

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Sydin posted:

That the Cards will inevitably come back and win it because they have gone full bullshit mode probably helps :v:

Well hello there

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