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Luvcow posted:i mean... what kind of monster doesn't do that 
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There's always a bigger spoon. |
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Aug 27, 2018 16:01
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I'm the jetpack, which is little spoon with big spoon responsibility Yall just a bunch of spoons? Get on my loving level you prehistoric utensils
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artoke posted:big spoon in the streets, little spoon in the sheets Oh my god. |
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Aug 27, 2018 18:06
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bog pixie posted:what if there were 3 spoons Then all three bears woke up and ate her
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Aug 27, 2018 18:27
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I have issues with the conclusion of a moral tale being 3 sentient creatures eating another who was in a location they consider private.
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Aug 27, 2018 21:47
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If the bears has the cognitive ability to have a need for, develop, and maintain a fully stocked domicile then they should be able to comprehend a legal system.
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Aug 27, 2018 21:50
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drilldo squirt posted:If the bears has the cognitive ability to have a need for, develop, and maintain a fully stocked domicile then they should be able to comprehend a legal system. i am not sure of the parameters of bear law. it could, indeed, be perfectly legal to consume a human being or maybe just legal to consume an intruder.
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Aug 27, 2018 22:18
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Any system where the consumption of beings that could also communicate a desire to be a part of it should be considered unjust, and revolted against.
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Aug 27, 2018 22:24
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are we to believe that bear law ignores the long and injurious history of humans hunting, killing and eating bears? humans using bear fur for carpeting, clothing and waifu pillows?
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Aug 27, 2018 22:28
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Until I see a bear wearing clothes and paying taxes I will continue to murder them and sleep inside their hollowed out cavities.
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Aug 27, 2018 22:53
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drilldo squirt posted:paying taxes as a freeman on the land, I consider bears' refusal to pay taxes a sign of their advanced intelligence
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Aug 27, 2018 22:58
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do you have any proof that bears don't pay taxes?
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Aug 27, 2018 23:00
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Putty posted:i keep my big spoons and little spoons in separate sections of my drawer bitch, I mix spoons AND forks. come at me!
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Manifisto posted:as a freeman on the land, I consider bears' refusal to pay taxes a sign of their advanced intelligence ---------------- |
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Aug 27, 2018 23:17
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Luvcow posted:do you have any proof that bears don't pay taxes? Prove that they do. ---------------- |
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Aug 27, 2018 23:18
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drilldo squirt posted:Don't make me murder you and then sleep in your corpse. if we had a contract wherein we consensually agreed to this, I would have no problem with it |
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Aug 27, 2018 23:43
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drilldo squirt posted:Prove that they do. bear grylls makes like $30,000 an episode for taking celebrities out into the wild and making them drink their own urine 
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Luvcow posted:bear grylls makes like $30,000 an episode for taking celebrities out into the wild and making them drink their own urine hmm you have to wonder whether there are washed-up celebs who desperately want to do this but can't afford the price tag I mean, I'd take a celebrity into the woods and force them to drink their own urine for a mere 20 grand |
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Aug 27, 2018 23:49
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Manifisto posted:hmm you have to wonder whether there are washed-up celebs who desperately want to do this but can't afford the price tag i have $4, you down?
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Luvcow posted:i have $4, you down? hmmm for that price it's byou, I barely have enough for myself |
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Luvcow posted:bear grylls makes like $30,000 an episode for taking celebrities out into the wild and making them drink their own urine I would do that for free. ---------------- |
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Aug 28, 2018 04:04
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drilldo squirt posted:I would do that for free. I know! |
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Aug 28, 2018 04:58
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get this: spork
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Aug 28, 2018 08:06
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Big spork or little spork?
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Aug 28, 2018 08:25
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little spoon steve harvey watched tv 2018 max reps
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Aug 28, 2018 08:48
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drilldo squirt posted:Big spork or little spork? Go big or go home. We aren't sporking around here!
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sometimes you're teh big spoon and sometime s you're the little used teaspoon that someone somehow managed to lose down the side of the couch |
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drilldo squirt posted:Don't make me murder you and then sleep in your corpse. Does that count as the big spoon, the little spoon, or an exciting new intimate manoeuvre?
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minidisc terrorism posted:sometimes you're teh big spoon and sometime s you're the little used teaspoon that someone somehow managed to lose down the side of the couch Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.
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