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FactsAreUseless

I think we need to teach the controversy and stop letting mainstream media "climax change" propaganda determine what is in our schools.

# ? Aug 22, 2018 02:31

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Macnult

outraged parent chewing out the school principal over the phone while clutching a dramatic structure chart

# ? Aug 22, 2018 03:00

FactsAreUseless

You may believe that god created the orgasm, but science shows the clitoris is purely vestigial. We cannot allow theology to shape our curriculum.

# ? Aug 22, 2018 03:05

dads friend steve

Prepping for my dissertation defense on a Jungian analysis of Big rear end Latina Teen Chased By Lesbian Loving TREX on Hoverboard then gently caress

# ? Aug 22, 2018 03:52

FutonForensic

sitting at a table outside the student center with a sign reading "ORGASMS AREN'T REAL. BLOW MY MIND"

# ? Aug 22, 2018 03:58

Dungeon Ecology

but i filled out all the requisite paperwork

# ? Aug 22, 2018 04:31

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

never heard of it

# ? Aug 22, 2018 05:37

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:

sitting at a table outside the student center with a sign reading "ORGASMS AREN'T REAL. BLOW MY MIND"

# ? Aug 22, 2018 05:40

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

"Before the cock crows, you will deny me three times." -Jizzus Christ to Peter, Matthew 69:33

Drink-Mix Man fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Aug 22, 2018

# ? Aug 22, 2018 06:11

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Feminists have kept me from having an orgasm for 35 years and I am a virgin because of it.

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# ? Aug 22, 2018 06:19

Zeluth: by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYSOjuGdmvI

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# ? Aug 22, 2018 06:22

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

orgasms are a myth perpetuated by Big Dick and frankly, i've never had it happen to me, so they can't be real.

# ? Aug 22, 2018 09:46

Peg Sliderskew

dads friend steve posted:

Prepping for my dissertation defense on a Jungian analysis of Big rear end Latina Teen Chased By Lesbian Loving TREX on Hoverboard then gently caress

I absolutely did not have an orgasm while imagining watching this defense.

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# ? Aug 22, 2018 12:22

Dungeon Ecology

hamjobs posted:

orgasms are a myth perpetuated by Big Dick and frankly, i've never had it happen to me, so they can't be real.

up with Big Dick imho

# ? Aug 22, 2018 17:35

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

A sign on the door of a orgasm denier reads "Don't Cum"

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# ? Aug 22, 2018 17:37

kuskus

School talent show coincided with morning anti-orgasm protest in the parking lot today. Principal, an old bard, kicked off the show with a ukelele ditty but the instrument's body was the shape of a small novelty casket. Someone threw an old head of cabbage and he slipped on stage, splitting his pants and in the process the ukelele fell from he hands and opened to reveal... the still born possiblity of sexual release, dressed in a doll's tux with a frilly shirt

Lunch menu was french bread pizza

# ? Aug 22, 2018 17:39

alnilam

dads friend steve posted:

Prepping for my dissertation defense on a Jungian analysis of Big rear end Latina Teen Chased By Lesbian Loving TREX on Hoverboard then gently caress

# ? Aug 22, 2018 18:38

alnilam

The Bible mentions loving countless times but how many times does it describe the orgasm? Zero.

# ? Aug 22, 2018 18:40

Scaly Haylie

no cum, all ye faithful

# ? Aug 22, 2018 18:55

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

alnilam posted:

The Bible mentions loving countless times but how many times does it describe the orgasm? Zero.

there's an Egyptian creation myth where atum steps from the primordial sea onto a pyramid shaped mound and with nothing else to do chooses to masturbate and the result is all life on earth so maybe the Bible didn't want to plagiarize

# ? Aug 22, 2018 19:20

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Lizard Wizard posted:

no cum, all ye faithful

# ? Aug 22, 2018 19:23

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

i invited a lot of like minded co conspirators to the orgasm deniers club meeting.
nobody came

# ? Aug 22, 2018 19:32

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

canyoneer posted:

i invited a lot of like minded co conspirators to the orgasm deniers club meeting.
nobody came

# ? Aug 22, 2018 19:42

Macnult

anti-climaxers vs. devout followers misinterpreting a �Jesus never came� sign

# ? Aug 22, 2018 19:51

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

canyoneer posted:

i invited a lot of like minded co conspirators to the orgasm deniers club meeting.
nobody came

Macnult posted:

anti-climaxers vs. devout followers misinterpreting a “Jesus never came” sign

# ? Aug 22, 2018 19:54

Scaly Haylie

jesus didn't fap

# ? Aug 22, 2018 20:28

FactsAreUseless

Relax, don't do it
Because 'it' doesn't even exist

Frankie goes to THE TRUTH

# ? Aug 22, 2018 21:10

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

FactsAreUseless posted:

Relax, don't do it
Because 'it' doesn't even exist

Frankie goes to THE TRUTH

Frankie Goes to Hardly Wood

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# ? Aug 23, 2018 00:37

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Some people blame bush and say that it was an inside job.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:34

alnilam

no, we don't worship Sally, but we do consider her an important prophet and messenger of orgasm unreality

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:37

FactsAreUseless

The date was great until she told me she was "almost there." Almost where? Fictional made-up lies town????

GOOGLE ORGASM TRUTH

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:14

Manifisto

"orgasm denial" is just a river :twisted:

# ? Aug 23, 2018 02:22

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

The teacher stood in front of the class. "And we all know, there is no such thing as an organism." The teenage classmates burst into uproarious laughter. "You all know I mean to say Orgasm! ORGASM! Ugh."

# ? Aug 23, 2018 05:28

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

The teacher stood in front of the class. "And we all know, there is no such thing as an organism." The teenage classmates burst into uproarious laughter. "You all know I mean to say Orgasm! ORGASM! Ugh."

# ? Aug 23, 2018 06:00

google THIS

Sploosh isn't sploosh

# ? Aug 23, 2018 12:39

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

To prove that men cannot tell the difference between a fake and a real orgasm, Sally loudly moans and fakes an orgasm in front of Harry while they eat lunch at a Delicatessen. When Sally finishes her performance, a patron nearby turns to her waitress and says, "To me, that's preposterous. The human orgasm, things of that nature."

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# ? Aug 23, 2018 16:51

cda: by Hand Knit

orgasms are happening, but they're not man-made.

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# ? Aug 23, 2018 17:03

vanisher

Orgasm? More like Loregasm.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 18:19

alnilam

Jolo posted:

To prove that men cannot tell the difference between a fake and a real orgasm, Sally loudly moans and fakes an orgasm in front of Harry while they eat lunch at a Delicatessen. When Sally finishes her performance, a patron nearby turns to her waitress and says, "To me, that's preposterous. The human orgasm, things of that nature."

# ? Aug 23, 2018 18:46

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:23

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*my friend calmly presses stop on the porn dvd he's just showed me and turns to me with a confident smirk* "so explain that to me then ok?"

*i stand shaking my head and chuckling to myself* "me sweet summer child, have you ever heard of cgi? its what they used to make the dinosaurs in jurassic park and the scenes of a spherical earth in armageddon"

*dumfounded my friend collapses to one knee in defeat before starting a slow clap*

# ? Aug 23, 2018 19:21

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