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Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Hell Yeah posted:

this thread is the worst thing i ever seen in my life

Turn on your monitor.


So if it's gay if the balls touch, and a person has two balls in one bag, rubbing against each other sensually, that person must be gay.

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low hanging sack
Jul 25, 2018

by R. Guyovich
Thinkin bout dem balls

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Balls do nothing for me but I knew a chick who loved them, she was a drunk and would invariably talk about how much she like to suck her ex-husbands balls when she got loaded, "I would suck them for hours, Spin, HOURS!"
I always felt awkward around her ex.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

MOOBS! posted:

started out trimming the boys with an electric but soon learned about clippers and loose skin now im fully analog

this is a harsh lesson to learn

man this fuckin hurt but now I too am full analog, no problems yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sn1RUjbL1g

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

spinderella posted:

Balls do nothing for me but I knew a chick who loved them, she was a drunk and would invariably talk about how much she like to suck her ex-husbands balls when she got loaded, "I would suck them for hours, Spin, HOURS!"
I always felt awkward around her ex.

:hmbol:

Maybe you just haven't met the right pair of balls yet

Brother Tadger fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Aug 26, 2018

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
what we have here ladies and gentleman is a classic case of ball sucking

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
I once sucked on some dudes testicles too hard and he asked me to stop. I felt really embarrassed about it, but that was one of my earlier sick sucking escapades.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I love balls and sucking on balls and I feel like this thread is trying to make it into some kind of big joke

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

i took growth hormone so i wouldnt be a midget and the endo doc would compare my nuts to wooden beads

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

spinderella posted:

Balls do nothing for me but I knew a chick who loved them, she was a drunk and would invariably talk about how much she like to suck her ex-husbands balls when she got loaded, "I would suck them for hours, Spin, HOURS!"
I always felt awkward around her ex.

I miss you telling stories :allears:

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
you're right cubone i dont think we should have made such a mockery about just something people do: suck balls

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Code Jockey posted:

I miss you telling stories :allears:

I'm busy living one now. :dance:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

spinderella posted:

Balls do nothing for me but I knew a chick who loved them, she was a drunk and would invariably talk about how much she like to suck her ex-husbands balls when she got loaded, "I would suck them for hours, Spin, HOURS!"
I always felt awkward around her ex.

lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

spinderella posted:

I'm busy living one now. :dance:

Tell us one here. This thread sucks balls, per se

low hanging sack
Jul 25, 2018

by R. Guyovich
I'm offended by the implication my ball sucking isn't 100% sincere

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Navin Johnson posted:

Perfect username/post combo.

a ten dollar joke i wager

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Balls are great. Feel like a showroom model when i get around balls

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Seems like a good thread for AC/DC's "Big Balls" to autoplay.

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure,
They're the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

curlys gold posted:

i took growth hormone so i wouldnt be a midget and the endo doc would compare my nuts to wooden beads

Like a literal dwarf?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Brb, gonna perform an exorcism on my nuts.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
balls are objectively disgusting hth

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
if some chicko wanted to suck on my balls then who am i to say no?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

balls are objectively disgusting hth

Wtf is this nonsense

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Wtf is this nonsense

they're just real bad, op

look like poo poo
get sweaty and smelly
super vulnerable
gross wrinkly sack

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
A nice taut sack is preferable sure

cnut
May 3, 2016

My ex thought that the balls could take a beating and the dick was the one you had to be careful with. Glad that only happened once.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Jawdins posted:

A nice taut sack is preferable sure

When I get real excited, it looks kind of like a hacky sack

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
I've had people comment on my large scrotum. It's kind of like a boat sail when stretched out. 😋

Altared State fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Aug 27, 2018

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

We Know Catheters posted:

I've had people comment on my large scrotum. It's kind of like a boat sail when stretched out. 😋

Your balls never grew into their case :(

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

low hanging sack posted:

Thinkin bout dem balls

I;m thinking about thos Balls

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
When you think too long bout dem balls, dem balls be thinking about you.

That's why they look like a brain.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1034657370943569920

Senior Management
Jul 3, 2011



balls as smooth as eggs

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Gaunab posted:

Hypothetically, could I put my wife's egg into another woman and then fertilize it with my seed in order to save my wife's body? Also this question isn't sexist.

You can literally do this

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
good cat

low hanging sack
Jul 25, 2018

by R. Guyovich
I'm always surprised to see this back I'm glad my ball-love is shared by many

contesting ball opinions are allowed but WILL be contested, hard, like my dick, thinkin bout balls

cnut
May 3, 2016

Balls.

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I bought Magic Shaving Powder after a thread in the same spiritual lineage as this one, and I gotta say it upped my ball-game to heights I never thought possible without the assistance of a professional

They're almost TOO smooth

cnut
May 3, 2016

Nerses IV posted:

They're almost TOO smooth

:vince:

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Brass balls is a good term

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