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so i was walking my dog just now and after his swim i went to throw some loose garbage into the can and saw this: who the hell throws a large rock into a trash can? or those recyclables? wtf has our society come to that people do this? |
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Aug 24, 2018 18:29
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maybe it was supposed to be for recyclables and the rock was to give it more weight when they turn it in for scrap. |
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Aug 24, 2018 18:38
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Is that a perfectly good dildo?
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Aug 24, 2018 18:50
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Luvcow posted:so i was walking my dog just now and after his swim i went to throw some loose garbage into the can and saw this: |
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Aug 24, 2018 18:56
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vanisher posted:Is that a perfectly good dildo? I've heard the phrase rock hard, but this is ridiculous! |
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Aug 24, 2018 18:59
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Unlike whoever did this I choose to recycle my rocks. Every little bit helps. Me, biting into my steak at Applebees: "it may not be delicious or even edible, but at least I know I'm choosing a zero impact stone alternative." |
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Aug 24, 2018 19:00
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Me, as my side salad arrives, also at Applebee's: "Oh good they were able to recycle the dildo too" |
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Aug 24, 2018 19:04
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vanisher posted:Me, as my side salad arrives, also at Applebee's: "Oh good they were able to recycle the dildo too"
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Aug 24, 2018 19:18
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vanisher posted:Is that a perfectly good dildo? I think that's just a water bottle
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Aug 24, 2018 19:18
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Due to Mankind's irresponsibility undiscovered sea life is washing ashore
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Aug 24, 2018 19:26
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Splatmaster posted:Due to Mankind's irresponsibility undiscovered sea life is washing ashore Ah, a perfect example of a fleshwater snapper |
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Aug 24, 2018 19:32
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vanisher posted:Is that a perfectly good dildo? That looks perfectly good to you? |
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Aug 24, 2018 19:37
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artoke posted:Ah, a perfect example of a fleshwater snapper
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Aug 24, 2018 19:42
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artoke posted:Ah, a perfect example of a fleshwater snapper https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 24, 2018 19:47
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Luvcow posted:I think that's just a water bottle ah yes, now I see it silly me, seeing dildos everywhere
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Aug 24, 2018 19:53
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Luvcow posted:so i was walking my dog just now and after his swim i went to throw some loose garbage into the can and saw this: Recycling is hard op |
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Aug 24, 2018 20:42
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They must have been stoned |
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Aug 24, 2018 22:42
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Drink-Mix Man posted:They must have been stoned i guess that would make sense, like they are so high they go to throw away a can or something and whoops they throw away their foot long dildo instead.
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Aug 24, 2018 23:56
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Maybe someone loved that rock. Painted eyes on it, took it to a beautiful place, shared a couple beers with it, tried to please it with an enormous dildo. Maybe they used it and threw it away. |
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Aug 25, 2018 00:14
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that rock is a stone cold fox |
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Aug 25, 2018 00:15
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Don't doxx my art installation |
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Aug 25, 2018 01:34
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vanisher posted:Maybe someone loved that rock. Painted eyes on it, took it to a beautiful place, shared a couple beers with it, tried to please it with an enormous dildo. Maybe they used it and threw it away. 
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Aug 25, 2018 02:26
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I would only throw away a very small rock.
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Aug 25, 2018 05:57
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Splatmaster posted:Due to Mankind's irresponsibility undiscovered sea life is washing ashore You'd think he'd be more responsible having participated in the WWE for so long. |
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Aug 25, 2018 08:10
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vanisher posted:Is that a perfectly good dildo? No, it's a rock you idiot! |
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Aug 25, 2018 14:45
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 update! -more recyclables have been added to the trash can  -the "perfectly good" dildo is still there and i'm wondering now if it's lonely. if anyone has a dildo that they wish to donate and send to me i will place it in the can next to the lonely dildo, we can do this byob, let's get the lonely dildo a friend
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Aug 26, 2018 00:05
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Burn that rock.
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Aug 26, 2018 00:21
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drilldo squirt posted:Burn that rock. It turned me into a n e w t https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 26, 2018 00:24
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Splatmaster posted:Due to Mankind's irresponsibility undiscovered sea life is washing ashore Weird cucumber |
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Aug 26, 2018 00:34
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Luvcow posted:-the "perfectly good" dildo is still there and i'm wondering now if it's lonely. if anyone has a dildo that they wish to donate and send to me i will place it in the can next to the lonely dildo, we can do this byob, let's get the lonely dildo a friend I can't help but think the mer-fleshlight may be the dildo's otp, but hey, if the dildo prefers the company of other dildos, that's groovy too |
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Aug 26, 2018 00:54
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albany academy posted:Weird cucumber Something about that thing is really good, but I just can't put my finger in it. ---------------- |
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Aug 26, 2018 01:31
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the bible says "let he without a sin throw out the first stone" so idk, look for jesus? |
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Aug 26, 2018 09:57
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more like look out for jesus, that guy just wanted to be first in line to throw rocks |
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Aug 26, 2018 10:43
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I feel great empathy for you, discarded dildo. We are brothers. Proof that dolphins are the first nonhuman animal capable of enacting deliberate artificial selection on another species. |
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Aug 26, 2018 13:33
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*luvcow sneaking to the garbage can, bag of rocks, bottles and dildos in hand* "this is going to be the best byob thread yet!" |
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Nosfereefer posted:*luvcow sneaking to the garbage can, bag of rocks, bottles and dildos in hand* i actually bought one of lowtax's "ultimate thread starter kits" on xenforo. the bag does indeed contain rocks, bottles and dildos and only costs $49.99.
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Moon Atari posted:I feel great empathy for you, discarded dildo. We are brothers. Dodo's actually do that when they gently caress up nests that throw out their eggs. / 
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Luvcow posted:i actually bought one of lowtax's "ultimate thread starter kits" on xenforo. the bag does indeed contain rocks, bottles and dildos and only costs $49.99. Pm me the link For research purposes |
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