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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


We are all the garbage dildo, in our hearts.


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Areola Grande

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vanisher posted:

Is that a perfectly good drilldo?

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
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hamjobs posted:

We are all the garbage dildo, in our hearts.

This is the saddest thing I've read all week. I need a hug now but who wants to hug a garbage dildo? :smith:

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Bacon Taco posted:

This is the saddest thing I've read all week. I need a hug now but who wants to hug a garbage dildo? :smith:

that got me right in the feels...


so i went back today:


there's a lot of trash and recyclables piled on top now so i can't confirm the dildo is still present but i assume it is still there under the sweet embrace of several feet of garbage and questionable materials. a tear came to my eye so i held up my phone and played hamjobs angel tune. when i was done i turned and saw several elderly women silently crying behind me.

it would be nice if we all take a moment of silence and reflect on this

thank you

Areola Grande

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:gonk:

free Trapt CD

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I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

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whoever threw away that perfectly good dildo clearly isn't walking their dog enough

free Trapt CD fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Sep 1, 2018

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


going to the church right now to pay to light a candle for the garbage dildo

which saint helps garbage dildos????


FluffieDuckie

man where ever you live people have a real problem with recycling


I mean you can put a dildo in a dishwasher to sanitize it



or so I've heard


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FluffieDuckie posted:

man where ever you live people have a real problem with recycling


I mean you can put a dildo in a dishwasher to sanitize it



or so I've heard

hahaha got me

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
The Dil's and Don'ts of sex toys

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FluffieDuckie posted:

man where ever you live people have a real problem with recycling


I mean you can put a dildo in a dishwasher to sanitize it



or so I've heard

was about to make a snappy comment about not everyone being privileged enough to have a local dildo recycling option, but

Hugh Malone posted:

hahaha got me

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


i mean, i've heard that you can just boil most of them, so long as they're phthalate-free silicone, silicone version nuskin, glass or other non-porous materials because you shouldn't put porous materials in your body in the first place, but i mean i wouldn't know anything about dildos at all

ever


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brb starting an art rock band called the boiled dildos

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Splatmaster posted:

The Dil's and Don'ts of sex toys

Ask me about making horrific silicone fantasy dildos! [NWS]

quote:

I stopped selling dildos after a couple years when I came to a few realizations:
1) I couldn't come close to satisfying demand
2) I already had a full-time job, and working a second wasn't for me
3) My coworkers started to suspect something was up
4) There is unending drama in the dong biz

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