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Contron

www.youtube.com/contron
dont die

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Manifisto


i am in particular this parrot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydnj-0flPwM

rip your coins


ty nesamdoom!

Dungeon Ecology

*shits on newspaper*

Farecoal

There he go
Polly?? that's the best name you could come up with? that's not even funny ironically!

*shits on 7-year old owner's head*

google THIS

Contron posted:

dont die

Manifisto posted:

i am in particular this parrot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydnj-0flPwM

rip your coins

Dungeon Ecology posted:

*shits on newspaper*

Farecoal posted:

Polly?? that's the best name you could come up with? that's not even funny ironically!

*shits on 7-year old owner's head*

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
ITT you are a parrot


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

Manifisto


blaise rascal posted:

ITT you are a parrot

lol

*awk*

Macnult

blaise rascal posted:

ITT you are a parrot

ferroque



me at work

Macnult

My best friends (in no particular order):
-The guy who raised me as a hatchling and feeds me every day
-Some random kid I didn’t flip the gently caress out at 36 years ago

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Macnult posted:

My best friends (in no particular order):
-The guy who raised me as a hatchling and feeds me every day
-Some random kid I didn’t flip the gently caress out at 36 years ago

FutonForensic

CAW. CAW. fuckin' CAW


Macnult

Mimicking how the human mimics the cat

Contron

www.youtube.com/contron

ferroque posted:



me at work

Wow u haz hard job.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


oh poo poo. don't look now, but that dude in the mirror is fuckin' FINE as gently caress

Manifisto


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

oh poo poo. don't look now, but that dude in the mirror is fuckin' FINE as gently caress

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

ferroque posted:



me at work

:smith:

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Macnult

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

oh poo poo. don't look now, but that dude in the mirror is fuckin' FINE as gently caress

Farecoal

There he go

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

oh poo poo. don't look now, but that dude in the mirror is fuckin' FINE as gently caress

Twenty Four


Everything's cool, just chillin, making some chatter but chillin, GOING CRAZY AS ALL gently caress BECAUSE WHO THE HELL KNOWS?!?!? Oh someone put a sheet over my cage I guess I'll go back to chilling and take a nap.

Please someone come put a giant tarp over my house irl and just make all my problems go away, lol.

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Hears all the swear words on the tv and practices saying them l o u d l y whenever we have company over

roomforthetuna

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
Literally bites the hand that feeds me at every opportunity

Manifisto


roomforthetuna posted:

Literally bites the hand that feeds me at every opportunity

same but occasionally attempted mating rather than biting

google THIS

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

oh poo poo. don't look now, but that dude in the mirror is fuckin' FINE as gently caress

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
I cannot comprehend the nighttime blanket, I can only pray that it is a benevolent being.

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

roomforthetuna posted:

Literally bites the hand that feeds me at every opportunity

please don't doxx me, a parrot

Peanut Butter

Wee mannie
Literally a parrot

Naz al-Ghul

Honorarily Japanese
*SCREAMS WHEN SOMETHING FALLS ON THE FLOOR*

Karate Bastard

[agitated lemmy kilmister sounds]

roomforthetuna

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Nazgul posted:

*SCREAMS WHEN SOMETHING FALLS ON THE FLOOR*
*SCREAMS WHEN SOMETHING DOESN'T FALL ON THE FLOOR AND I WANT IT TO*

kalel

*screeching as loudly as possible* again I will calmly point out, ape, that sunflower seeds are my grain of choice. If I see another almond I will be forced to raise my voice.

Karate Bastard

I will report all these posts then go hang upside down from my swingset

Dungeon Ecology

just bobbing up and down for an hour

poverty goat



Bok!

Contron

www.youtube.com/contron

Dungeon Ecology posted:

just bobbing up and down for an hour

All parrots are on the spectrum doe

nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen

I guess I'll just throw my food as far from my cage as I can until a human leaves the room and I get to summon them back with incessant screeching.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

    Manifisto - 2023,rear end-penny - 2023,Saoshyant - 2023,Pot Smoke Phoenix - 2022,Pot Smoke Phoenix - 2022,Manifisto - 2018,Pot Smoke Phoenix - 2021
joke_explainer


Time to rip out all my feathers and skreech constantly until I die

Karate Bastard

I do this every Tuesday.

kalel

Literally flying constantly, nonstop spreading my wings and spitting in the face of gravity and laughing at the Land Prisoners while all the lovely crows and pigeons gawk at my superior plumage in a quiet jealous fury

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alnilam

taco bell

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