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Time to rip out all my feathers and skreech constantly until I die

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It is true that I can speak the exact, the idiomatic English. But, my friend, to speak the broken English is an enormous asset. It leads people to despise you. They say – a foreigner – he can't even speak English properly. Also, I boast! An Englishman, he says often, "A fellow who thinks as much of himself as that cannot be worth much." And so, you see, I put people off their guard.

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