signs you're getting older

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You start hearing your favorite bands on the classic rock station.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 23:33

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:14

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You catch yourself using the phrase "kids these days" unironically.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 23:34

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Your kinky girlfriend starts calling you "dad" instead of "daddy."

# ? Aug 24, 2018 23:35

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You find several hairs in your food and realize they're all yours! Then more hair falls in. A big old clump just hits your plate like so much freshly pitched hay. You start to wonder if you're being exposed to radiation somehow.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 23:37

Farecoal: There he go

It's your birthday again

# ? Aug 24, 2018 23:38

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You look at your watch and it's later than the last time you checked.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 23:40

vanisher

A man dips his paint roller and slowly rolls over the weather beaten "Payphones available" letters on the side of the mall kiosk. "I'll never forget you, but its time to go" he says.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 23:46

Manifisto

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 25, 2018 00:03

Dungeon Ecology

people start raiding your tomb for lost treasures

# ? Aug 25, 2018 00:25

Macnult

Someone points out how quickly the year has gone by and you�re no longer surprised

# ? Aug 25, 2018 01:00

ferroque

technology has advanced further than when you were young

# ? Aug 25, 2018 01:11

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HAIKOOLIGAN

You reached the end of a thread

# ? Aug 25, 2018 01:32

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

every picture of you is from when you were younger

# ? Aug 25, 2018 01:52

Dungeon Ecology

nobody gets your cool salute your shorts references

# ? Aug 25, 2018 03:59

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

You perished decades ago from a vexation of the humours.

# ? Aug 25, 2018 05:19

Dungeon Ecology

your phylactery has a dave matthews sticker on it

# ? Aug 25, 2018 05:30

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You hate the Facebook posts with

�X movie came out 27 years ago, here�s a clip to watch of it while you feel lovely�

Posts

# ? Aug 25, 2018 05:30

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Dungeon Ecology posted:

people start raiding your tomb for lost treasures

# ? Aug 25, 2018 05:33

joke_explainer

Dungeon Ecology posted:

people start raiding your tomb for lost treasures

# ? Aug 25, 2018 08:18

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Fewer people get your references to 70's culture that you learned when you were 12 in the 90's from media created by people your parents' age.

drat kids with their 90's nostalgia! The best nostalgia was the nostalgia from the 60's-70's, which is what people were into when I was a kid in the best decade: the 90's!

Drink-Mix Man fucked around with this message at 08:28 on Aug 25, 2018

# ? Aug 25, 2018 08:25

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Your sack shows significant wind erosion

# ? Aug 25, 2018 08:28

Twenty Four

The physical sign, taped to my bathroom mirror, reminding me every day when I get up, that simply reads "You're getting older". I drew a sad face on it I guess at some point, but I don't remember doing it or when if I did.

# ? Aug 25, 2018 12:20

Robot Made of Meat

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Fewer people get your references to 70's culture that you learned when you were 12 in the 90's from media created by people your parents' age.

drat kids with their 90's nostalgia! The best nostalgia was the nostalgia from the 60's-70's, which is what people were into when I was a kid in the best decade: the 90's!

This post makes me feel old.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Aug 25, 2018 18:10

take the moon: by sebmojo

your longterm so has grown tired of you and abandoned this material world for a higher plane while you are stuck behind in the physical. also, ascending yrself and figuring out he/she's one plane higher

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# ? Aug 25, 2018 19:03

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

The movie "Memento" reminds you of something you have to do... now I can't remember what it was.

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# ? Aug 25, 2018 19:52

alnilam

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Fewer people get your references to 70's culture that you learned when you were 12 in the 90's from media created by people your parents' age.

drat kids with their 90's nostalgia! The best nostalgia was the nostalgia from the 60's-70's, which is what people were into when I was a kid in the best decade: the 90's!

lol i think about this a lot

# ? Aug 25, 2018 21:54

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alnilam

me, to a sentient m night shyamalan VHS tape: Signs, you're getting older

# ? Aug 25, 2018 21:55

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