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Tell me about prison life
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Aug 26, 2018 02:45
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Well, it aint easy.
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Aug 26, 2018 10:41
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Pugtastic posted:Tell me about prison life When does ur sentence begin OP
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Aug 26, 2018 13:00
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It's not so bad, you can make sangria in the terlet. 'Course, it's shank or be shanked.
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Aug 26, 2018 13:05
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PT6A posted:It's not so bad, you can make sangria in the terlet. 'Course, it's shank or be shanked. Of course :-(
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Aug 26, 2018 14:55
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I once vacationed in a county jail and they really did make alcohol in the toilet. Sort of. The toilet is a good place to hide things so they'd wrap up whatever concoction they had brewing and put it in the toilet to keep it out of sight. I didn't know this until after I was sipping on some good hooch and saw the guy put the container back in his toilet. Don't drink alcohol people make with bags of orange juice. It's probably been chilling in the toilet!
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Aug 26, 2018 16:29
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Ask me about prison, just did 2 years for selling drugs on the net https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3676982
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Aug 27, 2018 01:36
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As seen on TV Orange is the new Black.
Argann fucked around with this message at 07:51 on Aug 27, 2018 |
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Aug 27, 2018 07:48
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I’ve watched a LOT of women’s prison porn. I assume it’s like that.
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Aug 27, 2018 09:07
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Scudworth posted:Ask me about prison, just did 2 years for selling drugs on the neta Was an excellent thread, but the literal last post he ever made on SA worries the gently caress out of me if he's ok The Valuum posted: I felt like poo poo this morning until I went into the bathroom at my workplace and injected 1mg of suboxone (like $2 worth of drugs), then I felt fairly good for an hour or so, then just normal. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3782918&pagenumber=4&perpage=40#post462033900 stringball fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Aug 27, 2018 |
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Aug 27, 2018 18:24
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On the first day, find the biggest, meanest looking guy, and suck his dick.
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Aug 29, 2018 17:46
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Depends if you go to a private prison you might not end up with any life scarring moments.
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Aug 29, 2018 20:00
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Ulio posted:Depends if you go to a private prison you might not end up with any life scarring moments.  Have we reached the stage of capitalism where rich people can pay to go to more luxurious prisons? Or do you mean there is less chance for violence when you’re doing forced manual labor all day long
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Aug 30, 2018 12:15
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Dr.Caligari posted:
Private prisons are usually worse if anything https://perma.cc/2ALB-RCDU I think they are thinking of minimum security prisons.
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Aug 30, 2018 12:43
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Dr.Caligari posted:
Basically, yeah. http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-me-pay-to-stay-jails/
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Aug 30, 2018 14:16
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IRQ posted:Basically, yeah. The bullshit is that you can buy your way out of horrid conditions, but I do not like the way that article focuses on the pay-to-stay jails as being "too nice." No, that's the jail everyone should get -- the punitive aspect should be the loss of freedom, not experiencing abuse, assault or anything else like that.
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Aug 30, 2018 14:38
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That's a whole other argument and suffice to say I agree with your points.
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Aug 30, 2018 14:44
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The trick is to kick someone's rear end on the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right. Hope that helps OP.
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Aug 30, 2018 16:23
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Actually I think the first day you are supposed to find the biggest bitch there and then suck his dick.
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Aug 30, 2018 16:57
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All you need to know about prison is when it's your turn to enter the oil dome, you just go in and take your lumps.
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Aug 31, 2018 15:52
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OP, you might want to check this out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvLfSSULpEI
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Sep 1, 2018 04:36
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Always enter the Oildome. Never deny the Oildome.
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Sep 1, 2018 05:03
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There's a number of businesses that specialize in trying to help prisoners stay in contact with the rest of the world, like printing out emails and text messages and sending them as mail. https://www.businessinsider.com/prison-inmates-pay-for-social-media-2016-6 Power of Pecota posted:OP, you might want to check this out: I see your movie and raise you a 1974 british sitcom with a 2016 sequel series.
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Sep 1, 2018 21:39
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I just finished a five-year sentence in the federal system (for arson). What would you like to know?
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Sep 13, 2018 02:04
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Christoph posted:I just finished a five-year sentence in the federal system (for arson). What would you like to know? What you burnin down brah
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Sep 14, 2018 15:41
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to give you this shitty icon and give Lowtax his cyborg spine parts
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Christoph posted:I just finished a five-year sentence in the federal system (for arson). What would you like to know? Do you take requests?
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Sep 14, 2018 15:48
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Smackdillion posted:What you burnin down brah It was all just a big misunderstanding. IRQ posted:Do you take requests? This right here is enough for a conspiracy charge
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Sep 14, 2018 16:03
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What everyone should do their first day is stand at the door of your cell and openly call on everyone to fight. Especially the dude that looks like he's been there since Jimmy Carter. You will get respect for standing your ground and establishing dominance of your unit.
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Sep 14, 2018 19:41
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There was a guy in FCI Texarkana who used to crap in peanut butter jars and store them under his bunk. No one would go near him. So that's one route you could take. His nickname was Peter Pan
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Sep 15, 2018 02:54
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Prison in Iowa is great, it's alot of lifting weights, reading, and playing cards/basketball/tennis.
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Sep 16, 2018 23:02
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I remember reading a thread here where a guy said he spent a lot of time plating dungeons and dragons, soooo at least there's that
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Sep 17, 2018 00:53
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Hot Dog Day #82 posted:I remember reading a thread here where a guy said he spent a lot of time plating dungeons and dragons, soooo at least there's that In the feds in Texas it was all Pathfinder. When I transferred to Colorado it was Magic: The Gathering. For a while there on the weekends I slept in, ate brunch, drank Mountain Dew, and played Pathfinder with my friends. Wasn't too bad. OP, the most important thing for you to do is to make friends or find a group of semi-tolerable people to roll with, at least until you understand the terrain. If you're associated with a group and you respect whatever cultural/"political" boundaries there are, you'll most likely be fine. Just make sure you don't keep to yourself all the time. Also: don't buy a ton of poo poo from the commissary all at once, keep your area organized (so you will know right away if someone is planting contraband in your stuff and then snitching on you), and don't be that guy who's really chummy with guards.
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Sep 18, 2018 02:01
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How do prisoners afford M:tG cards? Seems like the sort of thing that would end up causing a lot of problems.
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Sep 18, 2018 02:29
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Back in the 90's I went through the NYS corrections academy & did my OJT at Sing-Sing. While bouncing from the SHU->chow hall->visiting room, I did a funeral escort & had a real come-to-Jesus moment that changed everything for me. So on the day I was supposed to start walking the tiers, I showed up in my street clothes & my uniforms/equipment in a box. They tried for 2+hours to convince me otherwise, but I resigned & went right back to my old job. My man seriously, Fuuuuck prison.
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Sep 18, 2018 05:29
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PT6A posted:How do prisoners afford M:tG cards? They didn't cause any problems, though the mailroom kept insisting inmates would use them as currency (no one did). They would put staples through people's cards and call the inmates down to the mailroom and harass them. There's a fly-by-night one-man company out of Albany, NY that prints out the cards as "samples" and mails them in at 99 cents for 9 cards. He's hooked up to the prison email (CorrLinks), so an inmate can email him the list of cards they want. When it arrives in the mail inmates then take glue sticks bought from a hobby catalogue and paste them onto standard playing cards. The people I knew who played would sperg out and make like 20 decks, then they would hide them in weird places within the prison so they wouldn't get thrown away by bitchy guards during shakedowns. GORILLA BASTARD posted:My man seriously, Fuuuuck prison. It's the worst. At least you weren't assigned to shackle some lady while she gave birth.
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Sep 18, 2018 06:49
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Christoph posted:They didn't cause any problems, though the mailroom kept insisting inmates would use them as currency (no one did). They would put staples through people's cards and call the inmates down to the mailroom and harass them. That actually sounds better than the real thing, since you aren't spending a fortune trying to find all the cards you need to build the deck you want.
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Sep 18, 2018 14:18
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Christoph posted:In the feds in Texas it was all Pathfinder. When I transferred to Colorado it was Magic: The Gathering. For a while there on the weekends I slept in, ate brunch, drank Mountain Dew, and played Pathfinder with my friends. Wasn't too bad. If you go into someone's place and it is conspicuously immaculate relative to the rest of their life, it's p much guaranteed they either were in prison or the military for a long time.
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Sep 18, 2018 18:58
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Christoph posted:They didn't cause any problems, though the mailroom kept insisting inmates would use them as currency (no one did). They would put staples through people's cards and call the inmates down to the mailroom and harass them. There is no amount of money in the world that could have got me to do 25 years on the 8 hr installment plan. There is no rehab other than coercing inmates into getting their GED.
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Sep 19, 2018 01:23
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PT6A posted:That actually sounds better than the real thing, since you aren't spending a fortune trying to find all the cards you need to build the deck you want. Prison wages are about $0.25/hr, so that's half a day of work (would be $30 outside prison at min wage)
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Sep 19, 2018 05:02
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Herstory Begins Now posted:If you go into someone's place and it is conspicuously immaculate relative to the rest of their life, it's p much guaranteed they either were in prison or the military for a long time. Or if they greet you by saying "alright" or "alright-alright".
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Sep 20, 2018 01:02
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