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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
which is loving awesome, and we can all agree on : gently caress the New England patriots, they can suck my goddamn balls

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Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
The NFL will be dead within 10 years

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
American Football is p cool bc its the closest thing we have to a team deathsport

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Wizard Master posted:

The NFL will be dead within 10 years

huh

want to :toxx: this , I take the nfl still existing in 2028

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Wizard Master posted:

The NFL will be dead within 10 years

The players maybe, but there's still plenty of young kids training and hoping to get into the league

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
dying sport. At least I saw my own team win twice while it was hot.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
Post your favorite fantasy team names:

KISSING COUSINS

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I’m looking forward to a 9-7, maybe 10-6 season, assuming Russell Wilson isn’t murdered due to a lovely OL

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
none of u lettered in high school? That explains a lot about your anger

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I’ve gone several months without channels but getting directv again just to watch football :hawksin:

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I think the Seahawks are gonna be the doormat of
The nfc West sorry dude

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Love 2 watch millionaires trying to injure each other for our entertainment.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

American Football is p cool bc its the closest thing we have to a team deathsport

We need to make it an actual bloodsport: remove the helmets and pads, everyone gets a spear, club and shield, no one can limp off the field when they're injured, and the mascots are live animals that fight during the half time. In the superbowl the mascots eat the musicians.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

jfc browns are now my favorite team

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
yeah hard knocks is good this year but it’s still the fuckin Browns

snack eater
Aug 25, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
I think the Browns will win more games than last year.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

let it mellow posted:

which is loving awesome, and we can all agree on : gently caress the New England patriots, they can suck my goddamn balls

patriots are my team but i completely understand the hate and all i'd say is don't worry they are done from here on out, maybe a year or two of mediocre football and then they will drop form obscurity except for a morbid fascination for how far they eventually fall

what team do you root for op?





karma_coma posted:

jfc browns are now my favorite team



yeah the browns are an interesting story, hope they do well bc gently caress it can't get any worse for them

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
the Denver Broncos own forever and ever amen

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

oh dope posted:

Post your favorite fantasy team names:

KISSING COUSINS

best I've seen was "i only pull out of driveways"

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
Tim Tebow owned the Steelers lol

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


They should rename their team to the Cleveland Steamers.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Wizard Master posted:

The NFL will be dead within 10 years

supplanted by Esports

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

let it mellow posted:

Tim Tebow owned the Steelers lol

its strange that someone could win the heisman but be utterly useless in the nfl

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Luvcow posted:

its strange that someone could win the heisman but be utterly useless in the nfl

That actually happens a lot

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
look up Eric crouch

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


let it mellow posted:

none of u all of u lettered in high school? That explains a lot about your anger because CTE is a terrible disease

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

im sorry u were bullied in high school, but plz go ahead and flush your face in a toilet because it’s swirly time
For u

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

let it mellow posted:

which is loving awesome, and we can all agree on : gently caress the New England patriots, they can suck my goddamn balls

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

let it mellow posted:

I think the Seahawks are gonna be the doormat of
The nfc West sorry dude

Hopefully there'll be some good individual performances at least. :shrug:

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
We have a :siren: Goon Project :siren: site making fun of Fantasy football. Because, while we love fantasy football, there aren't enough articles making fun of those spreadsheet squares.

On Monday, we'll turn a profit in our second year.

Here's a fun thread where we ask for writers (unpaid) and get our poo poo pushed in so far it comes out our eyeballs:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3861267

Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Aug 27, 2018

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

let it mellow posted:

That actually happens a lot

i know and everytime its funny

:ohdear:

sorry athletes with shattered dreams

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

just because bill belichick is better at cheating than everybody else isn't a reason to hate him, i don't think

Marlboro for Cats
Apr 14, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
I know it's a long shot but my money is on Jordan to take it all

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au7m1WtEXF8

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
I enjoy a Premier League match in the morning with full English Breakfast and an NFL football showdown in the afternoon with beer and grilled meats.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
People were celebrating when our team moved to another state.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
I'm thinking about becoming a Packer fan good idea y/n?

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Also green is NOT my color, can I do like a mostly yellow thing?

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


The new tackling rule is loving ridiculous.

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Thots and Prayers posted:

I'm thinking about becoming a Packer fan good idea y/n?

You dont want to be a packer backer.

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