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romanowski posted:soccer is absolutely the most boring poo poo of all time Football games are 4 hours long and baseball games are 5 hours long while soccer games are 2 hours long. Give me a break you fuckin american retard.
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Milo and POTUS posted:whats the rule define a ghost
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Aug 27, 2018 07:35
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fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:Football games are 4 hours long and baseball games are 5 hours long while soccer games are 2 hours long. Give me a break you fuckin american retard. baseball is worse than soccer and thats coming from an american. thats the ultimate low bar though. other than cricket obviously
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Aug 27, 2018 07:36
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*Me watching the my favorite team, the Chicago Bears, play* "Sure I don't know who won the game, but I sure know about some great motherfuckin deals. If only soccer had such exciting advertisements."
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Aug 27, 2018 07:38
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Chinatown posted:define a ghost a phantasmal apparition
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Aug 27, 2018 07:48
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american baseball *good advertisements* american football *exciting advertisements with stories* soccer ^boring advertisements that no one cares about because everyone is focused on the play* *retarded americunt* "look how boring this poo poo is, the fans aren't even focused on the goddamn deals!"
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Aug 27, 2018 07:51
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Milo and POTUS posted:a phantasmal apparition thats kinda redundant but its a good phrase
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Aug 27, 2018 07:52
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Chinatown posted:thats kinda redundant but its a good phrase im not a dictionary!
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Aug 27, 2018 07:58
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Milo and POTUS posted:im not a dictionary! hell, same
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Aug 27, 2018 08:44
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let it mellow posted:Blake Bortles owned the Steelers lol
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Aug 27, 2018 09:06
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"I'll watch this football game for the advertisements" - a thing said unironically by millions.
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Aug 27, 2018 09:11
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I just watch RedZone, no commercials owns. Also commercials are when you should be drinking and/or pissing, if you're using commercial time to realize the futility of living modern American life you're doing it wrong.
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Aug 27, 2018 12:07
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Soccer sucks because it's just people dribbling the ball around and playing keep away for 2 hours. For football, every play is drawn out, so it requires a lot more strategy and it's like watching two armies go to war. Soccer is for kids. Football is for men.
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Aug 27, 2018 12:42
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I miss the Cincinnati Reds.
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Aug 27, 2018 12:47
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I knew this upcoming season was gonna be good when the Vikings cut their old kicker and their new one botched two easy FGs in a row. Lol.
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Aug 27, 2018 13:25
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Schweinhund posted:Soccer sucks because it's just people dribbling the ball around and playing keep away for 2 hours. For football, every play is drawn out, so it requires a lot more strategy and it's like watching two armies go to war. Soccer is for kids. Football is for men. This seems like the type of thing a person that isn't familiar with soccer would say. Football primarily consists of players standing around with some short plays in between that are always the same.
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Aug 27, 2018 13:38
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Lambert posted:This seems like the type of thing a person that isn't familiar with soccer would say. Soccer is men running around doing nothing. As shown by the score
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Aug 27, 2018 13:45
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One thing that soccer has over football is the ability to tackle the opponent.
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Aug 27, 2018 14:07
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fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:Soccer is a better sport than football. Watch messi highlights compared to tom brady highlights and you will realize why people call soccer the beautiful game. Also, football games are 4 hours long filled with 2.5 hours of loving commercials whereas soccer is 2 hour long games with 20 minutes of commercials. American football is terrible. It's just untalented steroid freaks running at each other as fast as possible and ruining their lives. fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:Watches team score a touchdown *commercial* fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:American football is less a sports game and more of an infomercial. It fuckin sucks. fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:The game you like is fuckin rear end and poo poo compared to the game I like, lol. fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:Until the owners of your lovely american football club find a tax haven in reno and then move the team of the boring sport you like and the fans of the team have no say in sport that is terribly lovely like the nfl. fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:I love to see a man gain 2 yards, go down easy so the play will end, and then watch 10 minutes of commercials. fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:I prefer to watch walmart commercials over the game that I profess to love and will die for. fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:There's definitely time for you to do that, what with all the players standing around not doing poo poo for 30 minutes at a time. I mean what else can you do but look at the cheerleaders, there's no fuckin game goin on for 30 minutes at a time because of fuckin commercials! fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:Let me not watch the game I enjoy so I can watch 2 times to 3 times as many commercials. I'm an american fan of sports, and I'm borderline retarded. fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:Good god american sports fuckin suck, especially football. This is the exact takeaway from watching a goddamn 5 hour game. fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:Hey dude, I'm pretty sure a sale is going on for a saw I was lookin for. Apparently, you stayed awake and was excited while watching nfl games. Can you let me know the sale price of saws of the games you were watching. If you were watching boring rear end american football i'm sure you'd know the sale price of these products. fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:I don't watch american sportsman games for fun like nfl or mlb, I watch that poo poo for the deals. To give lovely rear end american sports leagues some credit I saved some money on sales, but I definitely didn't watch any games because it's not required. fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:Football games are 4 hours long and baseball games are 5 hours long while soccer games are 2 hours long. Give me a break you fuckin american retard. fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:*Me watching the my favorite team, the Chicago Bears, play* fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:american baseball *good advertisements* Same
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Aug 27, 2018 14:41
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i like when they do a hail mary because it is only then that god truly decides who is to be the victor and who is to be cast to the depths of hell
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Aug 27, 2018 14:43
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its all nice on rice posted:Don't forget to buy a rack of bud light (please drink responsibly). dilly dilly
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Aug 27, 2018 15:10
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I genuinely.enjoyed the bills-jags playoff game. The first half was a gong show of comedic plays and incompetence, followed by an ending that somehow ended up being compelling. Anyway, watch the CFL. It's better.
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Aug 27, 2018 15:33
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fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:Football games are 4 hours long and baseball games are 5 hours long while soccer games are 2 hours long. Give me a break you fuckin american retard. are those metric hours? I mean basketball is the superior sport by far (as a spectator and otherwise), but that seems off Stevie Lee fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Aug 27, 2018 |
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Aug 27, 2018 16:53
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fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:Football games are 4 hours long and baseball games are 5 hours long while soccer games are 2 hours long. Give me a break you fuckin american retard. 10 hours of boredom crammed into 2 hours. Concentrated boredom!
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Aug 27, 2018 16:55
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*kneels down during the OP*
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Aug 27, 2018 16:57
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Call me when the XFL starts. The NFL lost its way a long time ago - it's not about protests and all this PC crap!!! It's about barely contained homoerotic comments, sitting on the couch with your closest friends and "accidentally" slipping your hand on their thigh, and complaining about women and how much easier it would be if you could just all marry each other and live in a big polygamist commune where you watch football every Sunday and make love the rest of the week, non-stop, without worry about jobs, bills, or anything else in society.
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Aug 27, 2018 17:03
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Deki posted:I knew this upcoming season was gonna be good when the Vikings cut their old kicker and their new one botched two easy FGs in a row. And the Seahawks picked up the old one and he did the same thing. Death to the NFL.
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Aug 27, 2018 17:15
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tbh college football is better/more fun/less retarded
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Aug 27, 2018 17:24
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rams better loving win before they gotta pay everyone
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Aug 27, 2018 17:28
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College football is bad because they don't play defense and their overtime rules are wrong.
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gently caress the NCAA
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Aug 27, 2018 17:29
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Football is ok for the first game of the season because the only sport that has been on for 2 months is baseball. I usually don’t watch again until the playoffs. It really is too much commercials and watching people get concussed or tear an ACL.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I would watch more football if it wasn't 3 hours of commercials though tbh. Those are for getting another beer or going to the john If you're watching all the commercials you're not drinking or eating enough. It's like Apple: if you get with the program, then you'll get the experience you're supposed to be getting. OXBALLS DOT COM fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Aug 27, 2018 |
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luchajones posted:Soccer is men running around doing nothing. As shown by the score Don't forget falling down and pretending to be hurt
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snack eater posted:College football is bad because they don't play defense and their overtime rules are wrong. high scoring games are good actually
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I'd rather watch millionaires get brain damage than the poor saps that play in college.
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Chinatown posted:high scoring games are good actually I prefer riveting defensive battles like the 5-0 Browns preseason victory over the Eagles
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why would someone come into a thread about the NFL and talk about soccer, the sport where grown men get tapped on the shoulder and fall on the ground writhing in pain and then when there is no call they get right back up like nothing ever happened? soccer is a good sport sure but this thread isn't about soccer. do you soccer people butt into people's conversations in real life to tell people you hate what they like and the things you like are better? that seems pretty socially inept and obnoxious.
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Luvcow posted:why would someone come into a thread about the NFL and talk about soccer, the sport where grown men get tapped on the shoulder and fall on the ground writhing in pain and then when there is no call they get right back up like nothing ever happened? I see you have never met any soccer fans. They are like vegans but for sports.
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Luvcow posted:why would someone come into a thread about the NFL and talk about soccer, the sport where grown men get tapped on the shoulder and fall on the ground writhing in pain and then when there is no call they get right back up like nothing ever happened? This is what Euros do when confronted by the total domination of American hegemony: they snipe about tv sports they don't even watch
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