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Picayune
Feb 26, 2007

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I just... drat, man, this is painful.

Is the regular non-rhyming dialogue option any better? Well, I guess it'd have to be better - it couldn't not be better - but is it the same kind of amateur-hour 'this is what adult work is like no really' stuff?

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Picayune
Feb 26, 2007

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I... just... foetus... what? :psyduck:

Picayune
Feb 26, 2007

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SelenicMartian posted:

What the gently caress is this? :stare:

Self-absorbed Henry, in his dead-end job,
Can't help himself and opens his gob
To talk about piss and complain about junkies,
To anger his boss when he won't host some monkeys,
To ignore his wife who's just lost her fetus
(And her gestational diabeetus),
To complain to a therapist, to buy himself liquor
Instead of renting a movie (booze is much quicker!)
To muse about cannibals and a weird little kid
(And let's again mention piss, because Henry sure did!)
There's an angelic woman and her devilish son -
And a million more rhymes before this VN is done.

Picayune
Feb 26, 2007

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Well, I mean... you know, Grace fell down the stairs and had a miscarriage... so I guess the baby... literally fell from Grace?

... I would not put it past this game to go there. :what:

Picayune
Feb 26, 2007

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Yeah! That's close enough to being a clinical trial, totally! Give her the pill!

Picayune
Feb 26, 2007

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I just... I just want to put commas everywhere

Picayune
Feb 26, 2007

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Yeah, let's recall. I guess we can always... uh... stab him with the needle full of our wife's drugged blood if he comes in?

Let's not do that.

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Picayune
Feb 26, 2007

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:stare:

... 'kaaaaaaay. Well, that certainly was an ending!

(Is it wrong of me to want to believe that Mrs. Harris' first name is... Beth?)

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