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Slamburger
Jun 27, 2008



(jump to vote count)

New York City, 2263AD

A mysterious force appears in the outer reaches of space. An ancient order say it is the embodiment of a great evil prophesied to return every 5000 years that threatens the very existence of humankind. What forces could possibly stand up to such a powerful and mysterious being? Would the various competing factions on Earth band together to ensure the survival of the species? But in forming such a coalition, who can be trusted not to betray humanity in pursuit of untold power given by the grace of a cosmic superpower?



Fifth Element Mafia: A Large Game for 23 players!



Standard mafia rules apply:†

Donít talk out of thread unless specifically permitted, donít copy/paste PMs from me, donít edit your posts, no toxx or stuff against the spirit of the game. Also remember this is a game that weíre playing for fun, so donít go overboard insulting each other or being dicks. If you donít have PMs, make sure to mention how youíd like to be contacted in your signup.

* Days will be 72 hours
* Nights will be 24 hours (or shorter if all actions are resolved). I like really short nights to keep the game moving, so if you're around at deadline / time period update, please make a decision after the flip and send it in right away. Conditional Submissions submitted ahead of time are OK (if X happens, I want to do Y, otherwise Z).
* Deadlines will usually be at 11PM EST.
* The town wins when all threats have been eliminated. The scum win when they have killed everyone else, or can inevitably do so through control of the vote and night actions. If any third parties exist, their victory conditions will be defined in their role PM.
* Lurkers that make less than 10 posts per game day may be warned, replaced, or modkilled at my discretion.
* Don't post after hammers. Posting after Day Actions is OK unless you've been the target of a vig. No fake day actions are allowed.

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Slamburger
Jun 27, 2008






  1. A Sometimes Food
  2. Anomalous Amalgam
  3. ArbitraryC
  4. Asphyxious
  5. Asiina repl. GenericGirlName
  6. b-minus1
  7. Dancer
  8. Dick Bastardly
  9. Hal Incandenza
  10. hambeet
  11. imgay
  12. Kashuno
  13. King Burgundy
  14. Lumpen
  15. merk
  16. Mr. Humalong
  17. SalTheBard repl. BottleKnight
  18. SolusLunes
  19. soscannonballs
  20. The Ninth Layer
  21. Tired Moritz
  22. Toalpaz
  23. yuming


Day 1: soscannonballs, Mr. Thai, Vanilla Town was killed D1!
Night 1: Dancer, Korben Dallas, Town Taxi Driver has been killed N1!
Night 1: b-minus1, Sgt Tang, Town Mason has been killed N1!
Day 2: hambeet, General Munro, Town Mason has been arrested D2!
Night 2: Toalpaz, Officer Burke, Town Cop, was killed N2
Night 2: Mr. Humalong, VIP Stewardess Amy, Town Odd-Night Doctor, was killed N2
Day 3: Kashuno, Diva Plavalaguna, Town Gambler was killed D3
Night 3: TheNinthLayer, Vito Cornelius, Town Tracker was killed N3
Night 3: ArbitraryC, Ground Crew Jace, Vanilla Town was killed N3
Day 4: Lumpen, Ruby Rhod, Bulletproof Town was killed Day 4!


Replacements:
Tired Moritz replaced TMM on Day 1
SalTheBard replaced BottleKnight on Day 2
Asiina replaced GenericGirlName on Day 3

Slamburger fucked around with this message at 15:43 on Sep 11, 2018

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

I'll try to keep my mania to a 5, if you'll have me

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before


ive never seen the fifth element. but sign me up

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005


I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!




Fallen Rib

Put me down as an alternate. If Octopathfia is over by the time this starts I would very much like to play in this game. True 5th Element story -

I saw this in the theater with my girlfriend who hated Sci Fi and she forced me to leave it about 15 minutes in and we went and saw some other movie (Can't Hardly Wait or some lovely teen dramady). To this day I regret not telling her to leave on her own.

Dancer
May 23, 2011


Slamburger posted:

(if X happens, I want to do Y, otherwise Z).

Original strat do not steal:
Kill X. If X is docced, kill Y instead.


(I'm interested. No clue what this "5th element" is. I'm assuming it's alchemy related :V)

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Spoiler for the Fifth Element:

Love

I'm just gonna spec this but looks good!

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)


ill play as a replacement. this guarantees that no one would replace out.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!



Very much in.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!



SalTheBard posted:

Put me down as an alternate. If Octopathfia is over by the time this starts I would very much like to play in this game. True 5th Element story -

I saw this in the theater with my girlfriend who hated Sci Fi and she forced me to leave it about 15 minutes in and we went and saw some other movie (Can't Hardly Wait or some lovely teen dramady). To this day I regret not telling her to leave on her own.

And the rest of the story is that you dumped her for her horrible taste? :)

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005


I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!




Fallen Rib

King Burgundy posted:

And the rest of the story is that you dumped her for her horrible taste? :)

I was a horny high schooler so I stayed with her for like 2 years after that.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3810 days!


I've seen the Fifth Element so many times that I'm compelled to sign up.

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010



I'm down for another go.

SolusLunes
Oct 10, 2011

I now have several regrets.

:barf:



I'm fine with alternating in (and going fully in if I get merk'd in Octopathfia).

Until then I'm going to try to keep it to one mafia at a time.

Hal Insandenza
Feb 12, 2004




SalTheBard posted:

I was a horny high schooler so I stayed with her for like 2 years after that.

I kind of like Can't Hardly Wait!

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Hal Incandenza posted:

I kind of like Can't Hardly Wait!

As an alumnus of Ithaca College, I always found this part from the film hilarious:

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007



I'd like to play. Will this be the 4th scum game in a row for me? Only time will tell.

GenericGirlName
Apr 10, 2012

Why did you post that?


Oh god this sounds so loving rad. I'm scared to be in three concurrent games of mafia, but I'm going to watch the hell out of this.

Slamburger
Jun 27, 2008



Hal Incandenza posted:

I kind of like Can't Hardly Wait!

Hal are you signing up?

soscannonballs
Dec 6, 2007



I'll play

soscannonballs
Dec 6, 2007



If I get another vig im gonna kill Hal if he plays

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!


lets get space-weird

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Sign me up!

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.


Ready to role!

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.


Make me Zorg I donít even care if Iím scum

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



Asphyxious posted:

Ready to role!


I'm IN


*cracks shitposting knuckles*

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.


hambeet posted:

I'm IN


*cracks shitposting knuckles*

*fires gun away from Beet, bullets hit him anyway*

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



is it because you've only got eyes for me?

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.


hambeet posted:

is it because you've only got eyes for me?

Eye*

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



gunners eye

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination


I don't know anything about the fifth element but I'm young dumb and full of mafia enthusiasm if there's space.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number

Pillbug

Put me in coach

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



Tasty

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

imgay posted:

Sign me up!

Hell yeah. Hell hell hell yeah.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



can i be the blue chick with rocks in her gut? ta

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005


I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!




Fallen Rib

Toalpaz posted:

I don't know anything about the fifth element but I'm young dumb and full of mafia enthusiasm if there's space.

You should watch one of the best sci fi movies ever.

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007



SalTheBard posted:

You should watch one of the best sci fi movies ever.

Battlefield Earth???

yuming
Feb 26, 2008

dance dance dance


I have to play!

The Ninth Layer
Jun 19, 2007



Sign me up! As a warning I will be mia for the majority of labor day weekend.

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hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



Mr. Humalong posted:

Battlefield Earth???

I'm voting you day one for this

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