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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Well, even though Erik Karlsson hasn't yet been traded, it's about that time - NHL pre-season begins in a couple of weeks and it's time to see how wrong we all are about next year! Prediction city coming at you all. It is encouraged to post small blurbs about teams and to actually make this a thread for discussion about the chances of teams. Anyway, here is the template (playoff style):

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Metropolitan
1. Detroit Red Wings
2. The Detroit Red Wings
3. Red Wings of Detroit

Atlantic
1. The Wings who are red playing in Detroit
2. Detroit's Crimson Sky Flappers
3. Bloody Bird Arms of Michigan's Motor City

Wild Card
1. Multiple Wings from Detroit who play Hockey
2. Detroit Olympics

Out
9. The Detroit Red Wings, but only the wingers
10. Motor City's Wings. Who are Red.
11. Spicy Chicken WIngs to go with Detroit's Pizza
12. Buffalo Sabres
13. Wings! RED! Detroit!
14. Mike "Red" Ilich's Reddened Wings.
15. A bird who's arm is embarassed, blushing across the state of Michigan
16. Ottawa Senators

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central
1. The Detroit Red Wings, but from the timeline where they stayed in the central
2. Pizza Wings Combo Special. In Detroit
3. Le aile rouge de le strait du Lac Erie

Pacific
1. VGK
2. La Kings
3. Edmonton Oilers

Wild Card
1. An Alumni Team made of Former Red Wings
2. WINGS! RED! DETROIT!

Out
9. A pair of Wings affixed to some wheel thing in Detroit
10. Red Wing in Big D
11. The Current Inhabitants of Little Ceasar's PalaceArena
12. Victoria Cougars
13. The Ghosts of Red Wings Past
14. The Ghosts of Red Wings Present
15. A Tom Clancy Novel where a terror plot is foiled by Pavel Datsuyk and Dylan Larkin ghost written by and actual ghost.
16. Motor City's Legally Required Mispelling Because There is Insufficient Amounts of Chicken Meat to Call them "Wyngz". With Red Dye 40.

Hart: man
Pearson: ???
Richard: The Third
Calder: Cup
Norris: NFC North
Adams: Apple
Byng: Crosby
Vezina: Corey Crawford

Team With Biggest Jump in Standings, East Detroit Red Wings
Team With Biggest Jump in Standings, West Detroit Red Wings
Team With Biggest Drop in Standings, East Detroit Red Wings
Team With Biggest Drop in Standings, West Detroit Red Wings

Other poo poo (Feel Free to Add)
Wins for Vegas: 2 Against the Detroit Redwings
First Coach Fired: Jeff Blashill
Worst Record in NHL: Ottawa Senators
President's Trophy: Detroit Red Wings

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

CBJSprague24 posted:

I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out what team I'd forgotten. :argh:

The Detroit Red Wings?

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