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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Intruder posted:

Imagine this inning is Piscotty hadn't made a great play

Biscuits is all that is pure and good in this world. :colbert:

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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:lol: Yankees

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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I will repeat that.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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I remember a game against the Mets where a similar hit didn't count and we got "no-hit". :argh:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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:lol: Yankees, yet again.

Seriously, what the hell, Bird?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Why do the Yankees' gloves hate Lance Lynn?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Pancakes posted:

Why do the Yankees' gloves hate Lance Lynn?

Seriously, what in the everloving gently caress? Are the Yankees always this bad at defense?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Dutchy posted:

Love 2 be glued to my phone in social situations bc I'd rather be watching baseball

Just don't make social commitments between April and early November. Problem solved.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Carp bein' Carp

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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GalacticAcid posted:

also why on earth does carpenter lead off

he never grounds into double plays and he hits for power

His career OPS in any other spot is something like 200 points lower. They've tried numerous times to slot him behind more prototypical leadoff hitters and he immediately gets worse. At this point they don't question it, they just accept it and are happy with his production.

Also, CAFECITO

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Bader with the angry hair flip going back to the dugout.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Jack Flaherty good.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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gently caress the DH

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Yolmer!

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Jack Flaherty's kind of good, everyone. Maybe check him out.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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My Canadian Muscle Man :love:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Alternate post: Oh, Canada. :allears:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Bader fast.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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This would be a pretty good time for Carp to be Carp...

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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RIP Flaherty's no-no. Still faced the minimum so far, though.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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I had to say it.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Mike_V posted:

When do the Cubs next play a real team? It seems like they've been playing a bunch of bottom feeders for the past 2 weeks

Atlanta makeup on Thursday, then Philly this weekend.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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The goddamn Yankees

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Stop cheering for pieces of poo poo, Cubs fans, tia

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Dutchy posted:

Piscotty!!!

BISCUITS

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Rooting for a Biscuits go-ahead dinger off of Osuna

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Booooooo

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Sydin posted:

Cubs Win! :toot:

They manage to hold off the slowly encroaching horror movie monster that is the St. Louis Cardinals for one more night.

I feel like I should start PMing you movie monsters any day that we actually make up ground on the Bad Person-Fueled Cubs streak, powered by Daniel Murphy's terrible non-apology.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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The Pussy Boss posted:

Kopech drills Mookie with 95 mph on the first pitch, followed by a 4 pitch walk. Shaky start.

I just watched Moncada get a dinger against the Red Sox in a game where Kopech lowered his ERA below 1 (for the moment). I’m enjoying this.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Petition to designate Kopech as the next Bringer of Rain

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Bored in a rain delay against the Red Sox with hours more of a delay expected. What am I bid to start an argument with a Boston fan that Ortiz doesn’t belong in the Hall?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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gently caress Patrick Wisdom

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Pauly D!

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Offense!

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Hail Satan!

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