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Apr 25, 2024 01:15
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- artoke
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Taking the back roads so I can drive past the Good Sheetz. Not that I will stop, I am but a mere peasant and the mighty Good Sheetz need not be sullied by my presence. I just want to know what I am missing when I shuffle into the Get-Go by work to get my morning energy drink(s). Dare I tempt fate by using the drive-thru? No, not today. One day, I hope, I will be worthy.
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Aug 28, 2018 16:16
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- artoke
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If my calculations are correct, this catapult should land me directly in the middle of the river closest to my job. From there it is only a short swim of a commute, not bad at all. Sure, sometimes the current pulls me a mile or so downriver from where I land, but that is nothing compared to traffic.
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Aug 28, 2018 16:57
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- vanisher
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Trying to buy lingerie for your car to spice things up is harder than you'd think
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Aug 28, 2018 18:26
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- alnilam
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If my calculations are correct, this catapult should land me directly in the middle of the river closest to my job. From there it is only a short swim of a commute, not bad at all. Sure, sometimes the current pulls me a mile or so downriver from where I land, but that is nothing compared to traffic.
launching off the top of phantom's revenge for an extra speed boost and riding the coaster car down the mon to work
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Aug 28, 2018 18:41
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- artoke
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launching off the top of phantom's revenge for an extra speed boost and riding the coaster car down the mon to work
Riding a stolen shopping cart down the hill directly in to the cart return to start my shift at the grocery store.
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Aug 28, 2018 18:54
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- vanisher
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Employee: okay, the lace table runners, set of doiley coasters, and the small white window curtains comes to $127.50
Me, desperately trying to rekindle things with my car, pulling out my high interest credit card to pay
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Aug 28, 2018 19:11
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- vanisher
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My car, after catching me checking out the hearse's cute black window curtains, turns on the check engine light to try to get my attention
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Aug 28, 2018 19:15
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- alnilam
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switching to clip-in pedals/shoes for that special intimate connection
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Aug 28, 2018 19:18
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- vanisher
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Me: I don't know, its just not the same experience as when it was new. What's wrong?
Auto Mechanic: When was the last time you just took a drive for fun?
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Aug 28, 2018 19:18
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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Wife caught me with a bag of rose petals this morning, gave me a bemused grin which faded as I began spreading them over the driveway
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Aug 28, 2018 20:06
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Doing a shot of Sriracha every time I have to stop at a traffic light
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Aug 28, 2018 20:11
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- alnilam
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instead of walking to work, choosing instead to travel at very high speeds through a sterile grey hellscape full of deadly high speed obstacles, just to put a little excitement back in my life
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Aug 28, 2018 20:17
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- artoke
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Going to try taking the bus. What could go wrong? I only have to get up 3 hours earlier so I can get one bus in to the city, then walk 4 blocks to get another bus back out of the city to get where I am going. Think of all the colorful characters I will meet!
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Aug 28, 2018 20:19
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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My car wants to try a group thing so I've posted a carpool sign up in the breakroom. Not sure I can bear to see anyone else inside her thougj
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Aug 28, 2018 20:44
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- Dungeon Ecology
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i just let loose a burlap sack of hungry weasels in the backseat and pick a 1 hour crinkly plastic ASMR video to put up on full blast. no talking during the commute please
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Aug 28, 2018 22:56
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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instead of driving the carpool straight to work, I take an unexpected left turn, go for a few miles, pull a u turn and come back the same way. my carpool mates ask why, laughing I tell them that from space our route now looks like a dick
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Aug 29, 2018 04:31
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Trying to buy lingerie for your car to spice things up is harder than you'd think
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Aug 29, 2018 18:27
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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Trying to buy lingerie for your car to spice things up is harder than you'd think
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Aug 29, 2018 18:37
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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i don't care that you see other people shaving while driving, none of them are using straight razors!
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Aug 30, 2018 06:27
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- Dungeon Ecology
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spice up your morning commute by hitting up the bazaar and trading silks or dyes for cinnamon, black pepper, or cardamom.
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Aug 30, 2018 09:43
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- alnilam
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[navigator from dune voice] way ahead of you
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Aug 30, 2018 11:52
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- alnilam
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Town sets a new rule to spice up the morning drive, every other Friday is "Drive Like We're in England Day"! Wooooohooo
everyone going around in old timey steam carts wearing aviator goggles and saying "hup hup cheerio mate tallyho! bully" ?
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Aug 30, 2018 20:46
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Apr 25, 2024 01:15
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- Karate Bastard
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I've tried different modes of transport, I've tried different routes, it all got boring. now I'm doing different destinations. each morning I commute to a different office building, randomly selected, find an empty desk and start working. I've generally found my co-workers to be extra nice to me because they feel bad about not remembering exactly who I am. except that one middle manager who gave me a lovely performance review and talked about how the quality of my work had been deteriorating, despite the fact that I'd never seen him or been in that office building before that day.
Yeah that was me lol I thought for sure you recognized me cause drat, nobody can sit straight through that bullshit for so long I thought, and you were stone facing it the entire time too you legend you yeah I don't work there either
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