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PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George
The 14-15 Huntsville Havoc are the worst team in SPHL history, 29 points in 56 games. The Evansville Thunderbolts are sitting at 27 points through 50 games. Sadly 4 of their last 6 games are against the 1st & 2nd place teams in the league, against whom they have picked up 1 point in 14 total games against those two so far this season. They do finish with on the road for the last two games at the other team who will miss the playoffs this year so it will be close, but holy poo poo what an awful year.

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Tell me about Spencer Knight. I'm hoping Calgary drafts a goalie and either him or Mads Soogaard seem to be the top guys out of those ranked.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
Well the last game for the Ice in Kootenay was tonight and...


Amusingly to do this they actually added a Kootenay Ice Fans entry into their player database.

inferis
Dec 30, 2003

these whl player names have crossed a line

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Jagged Jim posted:

Well the last game for the Ice in Kootenay was tonight and...


Amusingly to do this they actually added a Kootenay Ice Fans entry into their player database.

I like how the picture appears to be a generic broken link image, like they couldn't have posted a picture of the arena with fans in it or something

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

https://twitter.com/RoadrunnersAHL/status/1107735926338273281?s=19

🔥

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


ECHL playoff scenarios that basically nobody but me cares about tonight.

Currently in: Cincinnati, Tulsa, Idaho, Florida

Newfoundland Growlers clinch tonight with any win, or an OT/SO loss, or if Worcester loses.

Toledo Walleye clinch with any win over Brampton AND an Indy Fuel loss.

Utah Grizzlies clinch tonight with any win over Allen.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

game 1 VS the storm tonight

go k-town bitch

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
Kingston finished last with a loving bullet. 144 goals for, 78 fewer than next-worst Flint. That’s over a goal per game worse.

Good luck to Shane Wright.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
People in Brandon are mad both that the Wheat Kings missed the playoffs and that the new Winnipeg WHL team got the number 1 pick in the draft

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The Rochester PBP guy sounds like he probably moonlights as a guy who does those EVERYTHING MUST GoOoOoOoOooOooooooooo commercials for liquidation sales.

Oh yeah, Alexandre Texier is playing for Cleveland. (:siren: ANNNNNNNNNND HEEEEEEEEE SCORRRRRRRRRRRES :siren:)

e- Oh poo poo, just came back from doing stuff to see Berube down and in big trouble. Big Game Brad has to come in for the save and I just realized his glove, blocker, and pads are yellow to go with the TMNT theme and it owns.

e2- :siren: TUUUUUUUUUUUBE :siren:

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Mar 23, 2019

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


CBJSprague24 posted:

The Rochester PBP guy sounds like he probably moonlights as a guy who does those EVERYTHING MUST GoOoOoOoOooOooooooooo commercials for liquidation sales.

frankly he might be. minor league broadcasts aren't gonna pay the bills by themselves

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




The WBS Penguins have poo poo the Checkers into clinching the division. Fire Donatelli.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


The WHL Saskatoon Blades have just won their first playoff game since *checks notes* April 3rd, 2011, and ended their streak of 3 consecutive series sweeps (wrong side).

2010-2011 (1st seed): Swept second round by PA
2011-2012 (2nd seed): Swept first round by Medicine Hat
2012-2013 (1st seed): Swept first round by Medicine Hat
2013-2018: *fart noises*

What a time to be alive.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Pleads posted:

The WHL Saskatoon Blades have just won their first playoff game since *checks notes* April 3rd, 2011, and ended their streak of 3 consecutive series sweeps (wrong side).

2010-2011 (1st seed): Swept second round by PA
2011-2012 (2nd seed): Swept first round by Medicine Hat
2012-2013 (1st seed): Swept first round by Medicine Hat
2013-2018: *fart noises*

What a time to be alive.

For some reason when I lived in Moose Jaw, we always struggled against Kamloops, Regina and Swift Current, but Saskatoon Tri-City, and Brandon were our bitches. Medicine Hat was firmly in the middle (they gave us trouble when the Niedermayers were there, not so much otherwise).

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

These Monsters NASA unis are the best drat thing.

:siren: One small goal for man...one...giant goal for mankind :siren:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Hi it's me, on TV tonight. Enjoy the back of my head!

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Brutal shift by Cross and then he doubled down with the own goal :siren: but then Texier makes up for it :siren:

E- STO is having an IRL astronaut join the broadcast with Tony and Jock, this is amazing. I love you minor league hockey.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Mar 24, 2019

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

This guy has quite the eclectic a collection of teams that he pulls for. The Islanders, both the Dallas and Texas Stars, and the Houston Aeros. I have some bad news for him about the last one, though.

Also, in checking to confirm my thought that the AHL Aeros didn't exist anymore, I found that the original WHA Aeros were originally intended to play in Dayton, but lack of local support plus an inadequate arena caused them to move Houston before play started.

E- Megna backed into him, that's not interference. :wtc:

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Mar 24, 2019

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

CBJSprague24 posted:

E- Megna backed into him, that's not interference. :wtc:

That happened about 5 feet in front of me. Bad call.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




I know we got some shared hockey/racing fans here, so you might like this
https://twitter.com/minotaurohockey/status/1111446126446542848?s=21

(They’re all wearing jerseys in the paint/sponsor scheme of local short-track drivers.)

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Aaaaaaa holy hell I love it

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Troy Queef posted:

I know we got some shared hockey/racing fans here, so you might like this
https://twitter.com/minotaurohockey/status/1111446126446542848?s=21

(They’re all wearing jerseys in the paint/sponsor scheme of local short-track drivers.)

Yes please

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
https://twitter.com/SyracuseCrunch/status/1112022848749617152

:allears:

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




https://twitter.com/WBSPenguins/status/1112045597744422912?s=19

Please stay WBS so we can get out of the prequels!

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



owns owns owns owns owns

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
Holy poo poo the Chiefs actually won a series! :toot: I don't care if we get swept next round we loving beat Portland for once!

inferis
Dec 30, 2003

Second year in a row that Portland has left Shane Farkas on the bench through an entire series elimination.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
https://twitter.com/EdmOilKings/status/1113282812088541184?s=19

at least one league is getting an edmonton-calgary series

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
[Runs into the thread at full speed]

There's a dude named Tbone Codd

https://twitter.com/SpiritHockey/status/1114570803373314050

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
He looks more like a Koko.

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~
I'm now a Tbone Codd fan

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Clark Donatelli scratches legitimate players to play career ECHL players while fighting for a playoff spot....then loses 10-6, basically sealing the teams fate. They better not keep him.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


ECHL playoffs! Some series do 2-2-1-1-1! Some do 2-3-2! poo poo's weird! Go a drat walleye!

North Division
#1 Newfound Growlers (43-21-8) vs. #4 Brampton Beast (36-29-7)
Game 1 – Friday, April 12 at 7 p.m. NT at Newfoundland
Game 2 – Saturday, April 13 at 7 p.m. NT at Newfoundland
Game 3 – Tuesday, April 16 at 7:15 p.m. ET at Brampton
Game 4 – Thursday, April 18 at 7:15 p.m. ET at Brampton
Game 5 – Saturday, April 20 at 4 p.m. ET at Brampton (If Necessary)
Game 6 – Tuesday, April 23 at 7 p.m. NT at Newfoundland (If Necessary)
Game 7 – Wednesday, April 24 at 7 p.m. NT at Newfoundland (If Necessary)

#2 Adirondack Thunder (37-26-9) vs. #3 Manchester Monarchs (39-29-4)
Game 1 – Friday, April 12 at 7 p.m. ET at Adirondack
Game 2 – Saturday, April 13 at 7 p.m. ET at Adirondack
Game 3 – Wednesday, April 17 at 7 p.m. ET at Manchester
Game 4 – Friday, April 19 at 7 p.m. ET at Manchester
Game 5 – Saturday, April 20 at 6 p.m. ET at Manchester (If Necessary)
Game 6 – Tuesday, April 23 at 7 p.m. ET at Adirondack (If Necessary)
Game 7 – Wednesday, April 24 at 7 p.m. ET at Adirondack (If Necessary)




South Division
#1 Florida Everblades (50-16-6) vs. #4 Jacksonville Icemen (36-32-4)
Game 1 – Thursday, April 11 at 7:30 p.m. ET at Florida
Game 2 – Saturday, April 13 at 7 p.m. ET at Florida
Game 3 – Thursday, April 18 at 7 p.m. ET at Jacksonville
Game 4 – Friday, April 19 at 7:30 p.m. ET at Jacksonville
Game 5 – Saturday, April 20 at 7 p.m. ET at Jacksonville (If Necessary)
Game 6 – Monday, April 22 at 7:30 p.m. ET at Florida (If Necessary)
Game 7 – Wednesday, April 24 at 7:30 p.m. ET at Florida (If Necessary)


#2 Orlando Solar Bears (41-25-6) vs. #3 South Carolina Stingrays (35-31-6)
Game 1 – Wednesday, April 10 at 7 p.m. ET at Orlando
Game 2 – Friday, April 12 at 7 p.m. ET at Orlando
Game 3 – Wednesday, April 17 at 7:05 p.m. ET at South Carolina
Game 4 – Friday, April 19 at 7:05 p.m. ET at South Carolina
Game 5 – Saturday, April 20 at 7:05 p.m. ET at South Carolina (If Necessary)
Game 6 – Monday, April 22 at 7 p.m. ET at Orlando (If Necessary)
Game 7 – Wednesday, April 24 at 7 p.m. ET at Orlando (If Necessary)


Central Division
#1 Cincinnati Cyclones (51-13-8) vs. #4 Kalamazoo Wings (36-31-5)
Game 1 – Friday, April 12 at 7:35 p.m. ET at Cincinnati
Game 2 – Saturday, April 13 at 7:35 p.m. ET at Cincinnati
Game 3 – Wednesday, April 17 at 7:30 p.m. ET at Kalamazoo
Game 4 – Friday, April 19 at 7:30 p.m. ET at Kalamazoo
Game 5 – Saturday, April 20 at 7 p.m. ET at Kalamazoo (If Necessary)
Game 6 – Tuesday, April 23 at 7:35 p.m. ET at Cincinnati (If Necessary)
Game 7 – Wednesday, April 24 at 7:35 p.m. ET at Cincinnati (If Necessary)

#2 Toledo Walleye (40-23-9) vs. #3 Fort Wayne Komets (36-26-10)
Game 1 – Friday, April 12 at 7:35 p.m. ET at Toledo
Game 2 – Saturday, April 13 at 7:35 p.m. ET at Toledo
Game 3 – Wednesday, April 17 at 7:35 p.m. ET at Fort Wayne
Game 4 – Friday, April 19 at 8:05 p.m. ET at Fort Wayne
Game 5 – Saturday, April 20 at 7:35 p.m. ET at Toledo (If Necessary)
Game 6 – Tuesday, April 23 at 7:35 p.m. ET at Fort Wayne (If Necessary)
Game 7 – Wednesday, April 24 at 7:35 p.m. ET at Toledo (If Necessary)


Mountain Division
#1 Tulsa Oilers (42-24-6) vs. #4 Kansas City Mavericks (36-30-6)
Game 1 – Thursday, April 11 at 7:05 p.m. CT at Tulsa
Game 2 – Sunday, April 14 at 4:05 p.m. CT at Tulsa
Game 3 – Wednesday, April 17 at 7:05 p.m. CT at Kansas City
Game 4 – Friday, April 19 at 7:05 p.m. CT at Kansas City
Game 5 – Saturday, April 20 at 7:05 p.m. CT at Kansas City (If Necessary)
Game 6 – Tuesday, April 23 at 7:05 p.m. CT at Tulsa (If Necessary)
Game 7 – Wednesday, April 24 at 7:05 p.m. CT at Tulsa (If Necessary)

#2 Idaho Steelheads (41-25-6) vs. #3 Utah Grizzlies (37-26-9)
Game 1 – Friday, April 12 at 7:10 p.m. MT at Idaho
Game 2 – Saturday, April 13 at 7:10 p.m. MT at Idaho
Game 3 – Wednesday, April 17 at 7 p.m. MT at Utah
Game 4 – Friday, April 19 at 7 p.m. MT at Utah
Game 5 – Saturday, April 20 at 7 p.m. MT at Utah (If Necessary)
Game 6 – Monday, April 22 at 7:10 p.m. MT at Idaho (If Necessary)
Game 7 – Tuesday, April 23 at 7:10 p.m. MT at Idaho (If Necessary)

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/EdmOilKings/status/1116178732861931520

Suck it Calgary

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
Go Monarchs.

I might see if I can get tickets to one of the playoff games.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


mentholmoose posted:

Go Monarchs.

I might see if I can get tickets to one of the playoff games.

Do it, playoff minor league games are a hoot.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




The WBS Penguins have been officially eliminated from the playoffs for the first time in 16 years. They did this by giving up 18 goals in the last two games. I was looking at stats and the coach insisted on playing Cam Brown over rookies. Cam Brown has 1 less assist and the same number of goals as Tristan Jarry. Jarry is a goalie. (Brown played 56 games.) Garret Wilson is still top 10 in goals on the team..he played 18 games before being called up. This coach was a total mess, and probably should have been fired last season.

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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Guelph could reverse sweep London on Tuesday

:getin:

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