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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
It’s funny to hear all the idiots saying poo poo about how craft beer is good and gently caress coors but


craft beer is mostly poo poo.

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cardiacarrest123
Apr 10, 2016
I just sucked down a cold one

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
wrong, bitch

Alizee
Mar 2, 2006

"Heaven"
How is having interesting tastes and various strengths of alcoholic beverages a bad thing? Maybe it's just lovely american craft beer or something.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Julius CSAR posted:

wrong, bitch

yuengling bitch

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Alizee posted:

How is having interesting tastes and various strengths of alcoholic beverages a bad thing? Maybe it's just lovely american craft beer or something.

op just hates going to a bar and seeing cool people drinking cool beer laughing at the most decidedly uncool op

let it mellow posted:

yuengling bitch

Yuengling is fantastic but they don't have it here.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i disliked craft beer before that was even a thing to dislike it

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I went to an Indian restaurant a couple weeks ago and found out they no longer carry King Fisher because the brewery has gone out of business. They haven't just stopped importing it, it's gone. I blame this on IPAs, the success of which I blame on idiots who pretend to like that hoppy bitter bullshit. I long for the day when the fad dies and lagers can actually get some shelf space again.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I went to an Indian restaurant a couple weeks ago and found out they no longer carry King Fisher because the brewery has gone out of business. They haven't just stopped importing it, it's gone. I blame this on IPAs, the success of which I blame on idiots who pretend to like that hoppy bitter bullshit. I long for the day when the fad dies and lagers can actually get some shelf space again.

IPAs are fine but goddamn every single loving new craft beer is IPA.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I went to an Indian restaurant a couple weeks ago and found out they no longer carry King Fisher because the brewery has gone out of business. They haven't just stopped importing it, it's gone. I blame this on IPAs, the success of which I blame on idiots who pretend to like that hoppy bitter bullshit. I long for the day when the fad dies and lagers can actually get some shelf space again.

yes, idiot morons just make they beer hoppy as gently caress to hide the fact that they make poo poo beer

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
well, this beer tastes like poo poo!!!! What do I do? I add a million hops and call it hop ownage beer. Because I am a loving moron

naem
May 29, 2011

Jose Oquendo posted:

IPAs are fine but goddamn every single loving new craft beer is IPA.

This is both weird and true

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Less IPAs, more stouts

TIA

say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree

Jose Oquendo posted:

IPAs are fine but goddamn every single loving new craft beer is IPA.

Nah, the new hotness is Gose.

IPA is still huge but Gose has blown the gently caress up in the past ~12 months and its only gaining traction.

Pththya-lyi posted:

Less IPAs, more stouts

TIA

Stout season is about to be upon us friend.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I went to an Indian restaurant a couple weeks ago and found out they no longer carry King Fisher because the brewery has gone out of business. They haven't just stopped importing it, it's gone. I blame this on IPAs, the success of which I blame on idiots who pretend to like that hoppy bitter bullshit. I long for the day when the fad dies and lagers can actually get some shelf space again.
I googled this and it appears that it only closed in the USA. Also, sales are down in India because Indians want imported stuff because of status. lol

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

this is legit

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
craft beer is like finding a bottle of month old moldy orange juice in the back of the fridge saying 'ah what the hell' to yourself and chugging it.

retarded

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician

Pththya-lyi posted:

Less IPAs, more stouts
IPAs can suck my butthole

Woden
May 6, 2006

Jose Oquendo posted:

IPAs are fine but goddamn every single loving new craft beer is IPA.

XPAs haven't taken over where you live?

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

say no to bats posted:

Stout season is about to be upon us friend.

Delightful if true

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

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Nap Ghost

cardiacarrest123 posted:

I just sucked down a cold one

Where did you dig the carcass up?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Wife had a pretty nasty yeast infection recently and I finally got the hang of the whole IPA thing.

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Pththya-lyi posted:

Less IPAs, more stouts

TIA

Stouts or porters.

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


there are like millions of craft beers to choose from, of all varieties (assuming you live on a cool state). so saying craft beer sucks is like saying "food sucks. it tastes bad "

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!
Craft beer is fine but yuengling sucks poo poo and it's about time everybody got together and admitted it

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



All beer is nasty poo poo OP

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
all beer sucks, I only drink Diet Coke

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
IPAs give me a migraine for whatever reason and yeah it's like 16-18 out of 20 on the board are IPAs

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007

say no to bats posted:

Nah, the new hotness is Gose.

IPA is still huge but Gose has blown the gently caress up in the past ~12 months and its only gaining traction.
This is bullshit. I hear the same exact thing every year with some different type every time.

Still lovely IPA’s all the way down year after year.

But, it’s märzen season, so gently caress em.

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.

fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

all beer sucks, I only drink Diet Coke

Go home fatal oopsie-daisy, you're sober.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

cardiacarrest123 posted:

I just sucked down a cold one

I think discussing necrophilia is a bannable offense, fyi.


Also, sorry about your lovely palate, OP

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

In Canada they call it craft breakfast

GigaPeon
Apr 29, 2003

Go, man, go!

Stalizard posted:

Craft beer is fine but yuengling sucks poo poo and it's about time everybody got together and admitted it

It's not great, but I'm in Illinois where they don't sell it, so if I see it, I"m gonna get it.

Do you guys remember Smokey and the Bandit? The whole plot of that movie was smuggling Coors! What beer do you think it would be today?

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!
To me the funniest part of this is the expectation that these tiny craft brands would have sponsors. Most of the ones I see exist for about 4 months before changing names.

Woden
May 6, 2006
IPA's stamped out the wheat beer menace, so they'll always be good in my mind.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i know i said i hate craft beer earlier and also someone mentioned how gose is becoming the cliche craft beer style. but for real gose is some good poo poo

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Yea gose is pretty cool but have u had Berliner weisse? Fun fact: it's pronounced different than you might think!

E. I guess that applies to both gose and bw's

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

GigaPeon posted:

Do you guys remember Smokey and the Bandit? The whole plot of that movie was smuggling Coors! What beer do you think it would be today?

Probably Spotted Cow or some other beer from New Glarus given that it's highly respected amongst beer drinkers and it's only available for purchase in Wisconsin.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

1redflag posted:

Yea gose is pretty cool but have u had Berliner weisse? Fun fact: it's pronounced different than you might think!

E. I guess that applies to both gose and bw's

i've tried a bunch of different sour styles i just like gose the most because of the salt.

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