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This thread will suck, but who cares. Here's why derails happen all the time. Most people may like to think they have a broad horizon, but it's very narrow on most normal things. Let's talk spaghetti. There's the elite that only uses a fork. I grew up in a family allowing a fork and a spoon. Fork-Only people looked down on me - smugly - with their "empty" plates where a whole bunch of sauce remained. ~16 I said gently caress it and started cutting up my spaghetti, mix it with the sauce and just use a spoon. I horrified a lot of people. That like, really took an interest in which utensils you use for loving pasta. I just don't care any more about all those small things. All that is poo poo. It's occupying your time that could be used for way better thoughts than thinking AND posting about how fuel pumps in your country work. And most of the time, the derails come from people who have the smallest horizon regarding that thing, I think.
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Spaghetti is a name for one of those girls that is straight until wet.
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i'm not actually high, but totally exhausted after a 13-hour workday so i guess that counts. holy christ are humans a retarded species. we literally inherited a paradise planet and turned it into a plastic-filled junkyard stuffed with dying animals and garbage. we probably deserve to go extinct which seems like it will happen pretty soon; hth
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I like to think about why Dr. Steve Brule calls his butt the "Spaghetti House". I think that because he is a peculiar, odd man his poo poo always comes out like spaghetti and that is all he knows.
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Aug 30, 2018 11:16
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is the old lady who gardens everyday growing nightshade because of the challenge or is she a witch? i bet she makes really good pot brownies
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Aug 30, 2018 11:35
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sandwiches_and_ham posted:
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I get high to stop the train of thought.
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A real life train thats good at thinking
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ice cream would be nice. i could put maple syrup on it. oh, i have more jalapeno cheese puffs too. this is good music. well, time to post post post!
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Did you ever think about how molecules are like... Tiny solar systems?
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A Real Hologram posted:Did you ever think about how molecules are No Electrons don't orbit the nucleus in a defined path, they exist around it in a probabilistic quantum cloud  Goddamn Black Sabbath rules
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* me envisioning inside of my brain as a 1800's galleon on a peaceful sea with fair winds * The stern captain shouts in his booming voice, "Steady as she goes, lads!"
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Aug 30, 2018 14:08
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Breathe in Breath out Breath in Breath out  you are now breathing manually gently caress!
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Hotels are expensive. Do I know anyone in NYC I can crash with when I go there for a wedding in a few months? How can I bring that up in conversation naturally without it seeming like that's the only reason I texted them...
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Aug 30, 2018 14:19
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why don't we engineer a disease that, you know, heals people
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bitmap posted:why don't we engineer a disease that, you know, heals people
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Once when I was high, I couldn't believe that 7th Heaven existed and ran for more than one season. I had to look at the wiki page and it still didn't make sense.
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I can’t currently  because I’m seeking employment (even with my medical card...you fuckers) but my train of thought is usually like:“Why is it that all the main ducks on the new DuckTales run around pantsless? Everybody else wears pants. Dogs wear pants. Chicken wears pants. Parrot wears pants. Those ducks in the background are wearing pants. Is this some kind of metaphor for class warfare? Man I miss the old DuckTales, there was a far more even ratio of pants to pantsless back then.”
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Aug 30, 2018 20:50
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I don't want to get ready for work ugh
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I just took some zopiclone and im waiting to sleep does that count?
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why don't people put those little marshmallows in coffee?
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Mukulu posted:I get high to stop the train of thought. ya same
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hell yeah, this song is tight hm, dip down two kay
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sandwiches_and_ham posted:holy christ are humans a retarded species. we literally inherited a paradise planet and turned it into a plastic-filled junkyard stuffed with dying animals and garbage. we probably deserve to go extinct which seems like it will happen pretty soon; hth I feel this way often.
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why did I decide to go into environmental science. humanity sucks. the best case long term scenario for any environmental preservation efforts at this point is just to prolong the existence of humanity. hoo boy. in terms of improving life on earth as a whole we're better off going extinct and letting nature recover without us in summary sandwiches_and_ham posted:holy christ are humans a retarded species. we literally inherited a paradise planet and turned it into a plastic-filled junkyard stuffed with dying animals and garbage. we probably deserve to go extinct which seems like it will happen pretty soon; hth 
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Luvcow posted:why don't people put those little marshmallows in coffee? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDol8NEFsjM&t=16s
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If a goat met a giraffe, it would look really funny if the goat tried to climb on the giraffe's back and hang out up there like they do with horses. Then I searched Youtube for "goat meets giraffe" to see if giraffes and goats get along: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcHDgyd8CX4&t=141s lol
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I haven’t been stoned in a really long time due to marriage and career and holy poo poo I miss getting blazed with the crew
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once you jo while stoned, jackin it sober is just never the same
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Jose posted:I just took some zopiclone and im waiting to sleep does that count? I had some of those once and drank a bunch of beer and things got weird
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Joe Mama Poonana posted:once you jo while stoned, jackin it sober is just never the same Gateway tug.
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Gaunab posted:Once when I was high, I couldn't believe that 7th Heaven existed and ran for more than one season. I had to look at the wiki page and it still didn't make sense. barry watson was hot also to this day seventh heaven is the only thing i've ever seen jessica biel in
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YeahTubaMike posted:barry watson was hot Ok...I just wanna say...Ruthie was mixed.
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I have the chorus to the song Stage Fright but The Band stuck in my head. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTbX_XYo6xI
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Luvcow posted:why don't people put those little marshmallows in coffee? Jesus, you’re right! Marijuana, you did it again!
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Hey now that pot is legal in most of the states is it still probateable to post under the influence? Im super baked right now and I really should get the answer before pressing post but you know what? gently caress you. p o s t n in th e9 0s
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i am vERY ATTRACTIVE
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