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quote:This isn't a biscuit or even a biscotti, this is just a chocolate bar. And just "mixed fruit"? Really? The last game already showed that there are ingredients for fruits, so why did the recipe ingredients suddenlly become so lazy this time? My only opinion for the decor is that we have to have Wall option E as the wallpaper no matter what.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 23:43 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 19:31 |
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Enchanted Hat posted:YOU HAVE A COFFEE SHOP NOW. I forgot to ask but is this and the other SOMETHING HAPPENED. allcaps text boxes actually from the game or are you adding these in? They seem to be constructed with some actual humor despite being basically matter-of-fact statements.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 04:56 |
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Pharohman777 posted:Oh god, you are totally right! Maybe Delia has a better business acumen than Armand and is just using seawater or industrial runoff to cut costs? At least we're not paying a dollar a litre like Armand used to
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 07:13 |
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Enchanted Hat posted:So Armand, are you ready for this? Armand, you're not a bot, are you? As robotic as I'll ever be George.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 22:39 |
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luxury handset posted:
Three entire teaspoons of it too, wow! There's more tea leaf and zest in it than lemonade.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2018 02:25 |
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Hey, at least it has lettuce and tomato unlike our garden salad. A whole head of lettuce, apparently.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 22:49 |
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Psychotic Weasel posted:Is this universe like Demolition Man and the only god drat place you can eat is Taco Bell or something? This was basically the plot of the first game. Armand and co teamed up with the mob to get close to food critics, price independent restaurants out of the business and force a company selling good food cooked by passionate chefs at a low price to shut down. Also they were the protagonists of the game somehow.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 23:35 |
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What's that kitchen equipment thing that looks like a toilet that's required for the banana split? Is it an actual toilet? Is Armand using literal toilet water for his dishes?
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2018 04:24 |
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Psychotic Weasel posted:How about we look for pictures of Icarus instead? Maybe that will help give Armand some humility while he figures out what went wrong. Armand and Humility do not belong together in the same paragraph. DFC Are the dinner plates all one monolithic texture? I feel like we could put Omnifood guys on there with crosses on them as Armand's bloodthirst for revenge grows.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2018 01:16 |
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Enchanted Hat posted:The 9-picture collage is unfortunately not one texture, so it can't be turned into one big painting. How big are each of the textures then? I want to make it into a collage of the mugshots of everyone who has ever wronged Armand in any way.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2018 09:03 |
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Here you go: I couldn't find people to fill the last two on the bottom right with so I just put the lady from the boxart and Merkel since we're going for a Merkel themed restaurant anyway.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2018 23:38 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 19:31 |
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I'm pretty sure if that happened we'd just go bankrupt immediately, since IIRC you can't sell wine to counterbalance the awful awful stock selection goons woud pick.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2018 00:25 |