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glasnost toyboy
May 29, 2009

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

My point still stands, they blew it up without any explanation. There was plenty of people that would want to do it of course, but they just left it hanging.

Classic TVIV right here.

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Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Wow. He pissed off the KC mob in his office, his office blows up, then they show the KC mob boss in a car outside the office. Who could have done this?

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

Escobarbarian posted:

Mild image spoilers in this article but it’s worth it:

https://www.vox.com/culture/2018/8/31/17800832/ozark-season-2-review-netflix-jason-bateman

Holy poo poo those stills are atrocious

I've only watched the first three episodes so far, but I'm liking this season and the author of that article needs to calm the gently caress down.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

The show gets better when you start skipping Charlotte scenes.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

nooneofconsequence posted:

The show gets better when you start skipping Charlotte scenes.

Why? Just wait 30 seconds and they are over.

keppke
Mar 3, 2013
Finished season 2 about a week ago. I remember when watching first season this *dangerous* feeling it gave off, it was awesome to get anxious wondering if the characters would still be alive or not.

Season 2 was pretty good as well but the fear factor was just weaker, and even the characters/writing were getting sarcastic about it. Pretty solid 8/10.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

nooneofconsequence posted:

The show gets better when you start skipping Charlotte scenes.

she coulda been okay if she shot her daddy (at any point)

jet sanchEz
Oct 24, 2001

Lousy Manipulative Dog
I found Darlene's need to adopt a child a dumb plot point, what is she, 65?

Other than that, I enjoyed it but nowhere near as mucl as the first season.

dirksteadfast
Oct 10, 2010
I can’t quite decide whether or not I like the fact that they neuter all the villains on the show so quickly. Ruth is the best part of the show but I can’t help but think of how she would have been as a full on adversary to Marty. The Snells went from cold-blooded murderers to annoyingly stubborn business partners. It’s not that I’m not enjoying these turns, but it takes a lot of tension out of the show IMO.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

jet sanchEz posted:

I found Darlene's need to adopt a child a dumb plot point, what is she, 65?

Other than that, I enjoyed it but nowhere near as mucl as the first season.

I think the baby is supposed to be a replacement...

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

jet sanchEz posted:

I found Darlene's need to adopt a child a dumb plot point, what is she, 65?

Other than that, I enjoyed it but nowhere near as mucl as the first season.

She's old and regrets never having a child so now she wants one so she can her husband can mold it into something that represents them.

dirksteadfast posted:

I can’t quite decide whether or not I like the fact that they neuter all the villains on the show so quickly. Ruth is the best part of the show but I can’t help but think of how she would have been as a full on adversary to Marty. The Snells went from cold-blooded murderers to annoyingly stubborn business partners. It’s not that I’m not enjoying these turns, but it takes a lot of tension out of the show IMO.

I think Ruth is going to end up being somewhat of an adversary next season. She was supposed to take everything over but now Marty isn't actually leaving. She may have hated her dad, but she will still be upset to find out that he's been murdered. And now she knows where the money is.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Cojawfee posted:

She's old and regrets never having a child so now she wants one so she can her husband can mold it into something that represents them.




Errrr... didn’t her husband straight up kill their son which kicked off her have a baby/adopt one thing?

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Errrr... didn’t her husband straight up kill their son which kicked off her have a baby/adopt one thing?

He was just a dimwitted surrogate-type son. No relation.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Yeah, he was just an employee that she was really attached to.

Cojawfee posted:


I think Ruth is going to end up being somewhat of an adversary next season. She was supposed to take everything over but now Marty isn't actually leaving. She may have hated her dad, but she will still be upset to find out that he's been murdered. And now she knows where the money is.

I don't know about that. Since she previously tried to kill Marty, and did kill Wyatt's dad, I can see her accepting that this is all complicated.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Things like that change when it's a direct family member. Look at when Wyatt's dad appears as a vision. He tells Wyatt that he wasn't really going to kill Marty even though he was, because Wyatt doesn't think his dad could actually do something like that. Ruth might casually plan to kill Marty or kill Wyatt's dad to save her source of money, but she'll still be close enough to her dad to be upset that the cartel killed him. She wasn't able to shoot him before even though she maybe needed to. Now that he's dead, he's no longer able to be more of a shithead to make it seem worth it. So he's unexpectedly murdered and she has any good memories she ever had come flooding back as she mourns him.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
I think we also have to remember to filter all of this through several layers of "bat-poo poo crazy" to get a full understanding of Darlene's through processes.

Doronin
Nov 22, 2002

Don't be scared
Finally finished S2. Predicting this show and assuming it gets at least 2 more seasons, I think the Cartel vs. KC Mob will be the central conflict of S3, while Wendy develops into a kingpin or mastermind type of figure within the entire operation. Then in S4, we full on get Marty vs. Wendy in a game of cat and mouse the mirrors what we saw with Jacob and Darlene in S2.

That said, I thought S2 was a slight improvement, even though there were a lot of plot threads that hemmed up a little too predictably, cleanly and easily. Speaking of which, what happened to what's-her-name that owns the Blue Cat? I completely forgot.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
She left town.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Marty told her to go to Florida to check into a paid for rehab clinic.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Did anyone else think they ended that scene awkwardly? Usually I'd expect them to either end it with Marty walking out the door, or end it abruptly like they did, and have Marty waking up in her bed. But they did neither (if I'm recalling all that right).

physeter
Jan 24, 2006

high five, more dead than alive
Good season but holy poo poo lay off the green filter on the camera. The whole season looked like Fallout 3.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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I'm actually kinda disappointed with this season. Nothing was solved and the last episode wasn't even a cliffhanger. Compared to shooting Del at the end of season 1 this season finale just fizzled.

Also the car shoot em up scene with the Snells really bothered me. They were surrounded on all sides by cartel members who unloaded hundreds and hundreds of rounds. Next episode they casually drive off and it turns out only Jacob Snell was hit once in the shoulder while Darlene Snell was completely untouched. Same with the driver. I thought it was gonna turn out that Darlene ordered the hit and that's why they didn't die, but nope, apparently 400 rounds cutting through a sedan like butter only leads to one shot shoulder.

Something Offal
Jan 12, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Doltos posted:

Also the car shoot em up scene with the Snells really bothered me. They were surrounded on all sides by cartel members who unloaded hundreds and hundreds of rounds. Next episode they casually drive off and it turns out only Jacob Snell was hit once in the shoulder while Darlene Snell was completely untouched. Same with the driver. I thought it was gonna turn out that Darlene ordered the hit and that's why they didn't die, but nope, apparently 400 rounds cutting through a sedan like butter only leads to one shot shoulder.

I also thought that specifically sucked. Between all of the people involved in running this show, nobody thought it was dumb as hell?

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

Doltos posted:

I'm actually kinda disappointed with this season. Nothing was solved and the last episode wasn't even a cliffhanger. Compared to shooting Del at the end of season 1 this season finale just fizzled.

Also the car shoot em up scene with the Snells really bothered me. They were surrounded on all sides by cartel members who unloaded hundreds and hundreds of rounds. Next episode they casually drive off and it turns out only Jacob Snell was hit once in the shoulder while Darlene Snell was completely untouched. Same with the driver. I thought it was gonna turn out that Darlene ordered the hit and that's why they didn't die, but nope, apparently 400 rounds cutting through a sedan like butter only leads to one shot shoulder.

My understanding was that the car was heavily bullet-proofed. If they had just driven off immediately, Jacob would've been fine. He got tagged in the shoulder when he opened the door to fire back at them.

Still unrealistic, but at least within the bounds of tv logic.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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PantsBandit posted:

My understanding was that the car was heavily bullet-proofed. If they had just driven off immediately, Jacob would've been fine. He got tagged in the shoulder when he opened the door to fire back at them.

Still unrealistic, but at least within the bounds of tv logic.

The windows were blown out and the driver returned fire several times before leaving while leaning his arm out the window.

It's a small detail that really sticks out because everything else in this show seems realistic. Maybe the boat dock wiring was a little off the wall since that woulda been spitting sparks the way Ruth set it up, but that scene was the biggest headscratcher of both seasons.

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Yeah that poo poo was dumb as hell. That scene should have been the end of them, would have been nice reminder of how loving brutal the cartel is. Or they should have filmed a different scene with a less lethal rear end professional hit squad with pincer attack. A bit more bumbling idiots botching a half assed hit would have achieved the same result with less dumbassery.

Edit: yeah the way he just sat there for what felt like eternity before he drove off all sudden while making eye contact with the shooters the whole time. Everything about it was incredibly stupid.

Harton fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Sep 19, 2018

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

Doltos posted:

The windows were blown out and the driver returned fire several times before leaving while leaning his arm out the window.

It's a small detail that really sticks out because everything else in this show seems realistic. Maybe the boat dock wiring was a little off the wall since that woulda been spitting sparks the way Ruth set it up, but that scene was the biggest headscratcher of both seasons.

Oh I didn't remember the windows getting blown out. I mean maybe if they had a ton of armor reinforcements built into the frame, the occupants could have been leaning down far enough to avoid getting hit?

I've seen videos of cartel armored cars and they reinforce the ever-loving poo poo out of those things.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
I do agree that it was a pretty dumb scene though and I also think that it would have been much more effective if Jacob and/or Darlene had bit it there.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Yeah or just make the ambush less intense. Maybe a drive by or something.

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

nooneofconsequence posted:

The show gets better when you start skipping Charlotte scenes.

Yep. Just finished s2 and she’s horrible.

I really liked this season too, though Darlene got old quick.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Flashback Darlene was like a manic pixie dream girl but evil.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Middle aged white women lawyer being the face of the cartel was something I wish they explored more.

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
Speaking of lawyer lady, between her and Darlene was anybody else sort of amused to see Jessica Jones' Mom in conflict with Killgrave's Mom?

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Flashback Darlene and Jacob didn't make a lot of sense either. They were getting played up as people who were part of the land for generations, local folk that were the Ozarks and nothing else. Then they show Jacob coming back from war and Darlene being a random aggressive teeny bopper and somehow that warps into the pure psychopath/sociopath Snells?

I don't think Jacob would ever go to war for a country that stole his land and I think Darlene would be well aware of who the Snells were if she grew up in the area.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Doltos posted:

Flashback Darlene and Jacob didn't make a lot of sense either. They were getting played up as people who were part of the land for generations, local folk that were the Ozarks and nothing else. Then they show Jacob coming back from war and Darlene being a random aggressive teeny bopper and somehow that warps into the pure psychopath/sociopath Snells?

I don't think Jacob would ever go to war for a country that stole his land and I think Darlene would be well aware of who the Snells were if she grew up in the area.

He was a kid. He probably got drafted and came back and his parents eventually taught him about the government taking their land. Then he grew to resent the government as he got older.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Doltos posted:



I don't think Jacob would ever go to war for a country that stole his land

You didn't have much of a choice back then.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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WW2 had about 70k draft dodgers that either went to jail, fled the country, or served in civilian corps. Seems small but Vietnam had about 300k.

Whether or not Jacob would dodge or not doesn't matter as much as the whole point that the flashback scene didn't make either one of them seem psychotic/sociopathic. The Snells were the big bad guys of the Ozarks that EVERYONE knew. Jacob's not going to get brainwashed into defending Snell land when he's 24 and returning from Normandy. That's starting from the get-go.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
jacob would have to be in his 90s if he was at normandy. i assume he was in vietnam and personally i really liked the flashback scene.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I don't know how you could look at that scene and get "world war II" from it.

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hatelull
Oct 29, 2004

Doltos posted:

Then they show Jacob coming back from war and Darlene being a random aggressive teeny bopper and somehow that warps into the pure psychopath/sociopath Snells?

I don't think Jacob would ever go to war for a country that stole his land and I think Darlene would be well aware of who the Snells were if she grew up in the area.

The whole "they stole our land" thing just seemed like hubris. It's established early on that Jacob is proud of his heritage and all that and has a distrust of the government that came in and grabbed land to provide power. It smacks of entitled elitism, which plays along with an old money southern family. I think the whole "sociopathic crime lord" turn was mostly due to Darlene's influence. The few times Jacob dropped his murdering hillbilly façade, he made reference to falling in love with his wife and constantly chasing after her. I could totally see her driving him into the seedier side of running poo poo in the Ozarks. It was her that declared they were going to cut the baby out of the preacher's wife and she was the one that put them on the wrong side of the cartel at the end of S1 right and continued with the "gently caress all of you" mentality when she spiked the heroin. Jacob was cold and calculating sure, and certainly didn't like Marty trying to infringe on his domain but he came off as the more reasonable one compared to her.

I'm somewhat confused about the land they lost to the government and what they flooded? I get that Marty finally trumped their attempts to block the casino progress by the legal loophole that because they flooded their land and it became part of the Mississippi, that land no longer belonged to them but I'm still unsure as why it got flooded in the first place?

hatelull fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Sep 25, 2018

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