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CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

*~ayoo comin thru~*


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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

duckin 4 cover lol. u don't get to see the good fight b*tch



i cannot stop laughing at everything about sage northcutt. if sage and mike perry were any good at all the ufc would be saved

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again



Sage should drop mma and do bodybuilding and or me

Scapegoat
Sep 18, 2004


I really hope Khabib wins so we don't have Conor holding up the belt for two years while he overestimates his value during contract negotiations.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Rap terrorist, terrorise, tear it up
Brought gas and the matches to flare it up
Militant Michael might go psycho
On any ally or rival
Born Black, that's dead on arrival
My job is to fight for survival
In spite of these #AllLivesMatter-ass white folk


Don't think Conor can overestimate his value. If UFC won't pay it Viacom will.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011



Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005



lol

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
ASK ME ABOUT MY SELF-PUBLISHED WARHAMMER FANFICTION AND MY KNIFE COLLECTION


Gay Horney posted:

God that was so funny. Talking about his three hundred thousand dollar fight camp to Beat go 5 rounds and get gifted a decision against Nathan Q Diaz

300k to do what Ben Henderson did, less convincingly than he did it.

Marching Powder posted:

i cannot stop laughing at everything about sage northcutt. if sage and mike perry were any good at all the ufc would be saved

*Sage Northcutt's character lands, scrunched up, in the bin marked 'too silly, try harder'*

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him


I'm the single still sponge-shaped soap print.

Untrustable
Mar 16, 2009

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


Am I the only person excited about Blackheart Rum, the official rum of the UFC? It's like they read my lovely mind. PPV cards I drink Irish car bombs, and Fox cards are always PBR and a plastic pint of Blackheart. That poo poo is cheap as hell.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again


Cheap alcohol is the best alcohol.

Maybe that’s what I need to do to get re excited for the ufc. I’ll get nice and drunk for the next card.

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


Brother it's a whole new world.

Untrustable
Mar 16, 2009

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


Get drunk every card. It makes even bad fights very good and makes good fights amazing. Just don't get blackout drunk. I did that during Dillashaw/Garbrandt 2 and didn't know what happened until the next day when I woke up to a text that just said "Thrillashaw".

STONE COLD 64
Oct 20, 2006

austin 3:16 says shut up. shut hte fuck up. where is my beer. i need hel

the water isnt even hitting him or the car its just going straight into the air and onto the pavement

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005




lol jfc

*I hope no one walks by and fucks me in my oiled up rear end if I accidentally bend over to get the sponge all soapy-oapey*

Dan Didio
Apr 6, 2009

OMG!! WeareSOawesome!!



hate it when that happens

Dan Didio
Apr 6, 2009

OMG!! WeareSOawesome!!



Here's my big gently caress off prediction for internet clout: Nicco Montana is going to win.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

duckin 4 cover lol. u don't get to see the good fight b*tch



gently caress yeah nicco montana vs. wet andy (RIP keven) is the lhw matchup of the year for me and yeah nicco probably takes it

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Is there remotely a reason to go back and watch any of Nicco’s TUF fights?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


jay z's sedan posted:

lol jfc

*I hope no one walks by and fucks me in my oiled up rear end if I accidentally bend over to get the sponge all soapy-oapey*

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016



Dan Didio posted:

Here's my big gently caress off prediction for internet clout: Nicco Montana is going to win.

This looks like one of those contrarian positions that looks compelling before the fight.

I believe that the world-class Muay Thai fighter will beat the 14th-seeded contestant of the ultimate fighter reality TV show who has a lifetime record of 4-2, and it won't even be very close.

Cart Mountain
Nov 1, 2004


CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014




Lloyd Boner posted:

Is there remotely a reason to go back and watch any of Nicco’s TUF fights?

Probably not, but one of the twitter gif guys a few days ago posted a bunch of higlights from her ammy and b-league fights where she was legitimately and terrifyingly loving girls up with slams and liver kicks. It got me like 3% hype.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


I don't think Nicco has a chance on paper but any champ going into a fight as such an underdog is probably worth a $5 bet. Wild poo poo happens all of the time.

Also, her constant fight with the UFC and Ariel makes me support her. gently caress them if they seriously asked her to wear a costume.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Much like her people she’s gonna get lit up on a Saturday night

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013

No need to apologise when I am right, like usual.





Untrustable posted:

Am I the only person excited about Blackheart Rum, the official rum of the UFC? It's like they read my lovely mind. PPV cards I drink Irish car bombs, and Fox cards are always PBR and a plastic pint of Blackheart. That poo poo is cheap as hell.

Irish car bomb is Conor's next scheme to make Ray Borg increasingly irrelevant

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



New promo package for UFC 229 is out and looks great. Focus is entirely on Conor but he is a natural showman and they sparred no expense.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjoBjBculec

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

plz control u toxic hatsculinity



Bluedeanie posted:

New promo package for UFC 229 is out and looks great. Focus is entirely on Conor but he is a natural showman and they sparred no expense.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjoBjBculec

Interesting editing choices. Conor looks jacked

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage



Skip My Posts posted:

Much like her people she’s gonna get lit up on a Saturday night

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzfSFN08VM0#t=18s

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


ironic that shes gonna get scalped by an aryan superwoman, but best of luck to nick montana on her career after fighting

red19fire
May 26, 2010


CommonShore posted:

This post makes me think that the Chad Mendes fight might be the best comparison on Conor's resume, and it's not one that makes me think it's winnable for him. Khabib is bigger, tougher, and better than Chad in every way except boxing techinque.

An exhausted Mendes was still able to take down Conor at will. As long as Khabib doesn't eat an Aldo-style knockout punch on the way in, it'll be a wrestling clinic.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


lmfao she actually said, nobody is gonna be able to cyber bully me in that cage

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

If you're gonna do it, do it with ~*~Axefaire~*~


Hahahahaha how the gently caress is cyber bullying real hahhahah nico just walk away from the screen like nico just get submitted in the first round

GTO
Sep 16, 2003



Soothing Vapors posted:

Interesting editing choices. Conor looks jacked

I get an Iron Man 3 video at that link?

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

plz control u toxic hatsculinity



GTO posted:

I get an Iron Man 3 video at that link?

oh word?

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
https://i.imgur.com/xhkDqVS.jpg

Goons are trash and a putrid forum culture is the reason why nobody new registers. At best you're 30+ year old failed twitter "comedians" and tolerate this pig because he has the same normie sports hobby as you do.


Skip My Posts posted:

Much like her people she’s gonna get lit up on a Saturday night

Like the Pueblo Revolt?

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


bet the reservation on shevchenko

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


historians say it was superior firepower, overwhelming numbers, and hosed up cyber bullying that allowed the foreign marauders to overrun these proud indigenous peoples

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

plz control u toxic hatsculinity




nicco now says she was misquoted and that it was Gaethje who wanted her to wear the headdress on TUF, not Dana or UFC management

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNFBLfPTFOU#t=181s

startin 2 think mma journalism bad

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