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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
thinking about how long Vick talked poo poo for and how insanely brutally and simply Gaethje knocked him out and smiling nonstop at work

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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Bluedeanie posted:

Woodley did better against Maia than Anderson Silva.

e: I stand corrected, two judges gave Maia a single round over Woodley whereas only one judge gave him one round over Silva, and MMADecisions does not have the per round card for said judge, Howard Hughes, presumably because he ate his scorecard in disgust. So Silvs did technically do better. but only by a point.

Lol

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Jesus Christ we’re actually going to watch Woodley Till.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Matt Hamill much, my good bitch.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
I favour Conor, but I don’t think Khabib gets hit as much as you guys think.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
I think the biggest question in this match up is whether or not Khabib gets stripped when he breaks his ankle doing leg-lifts with a medicine ball on some rope.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Skip My Posts posted:

yeah i wonder if johnson has the quickest hands at 155, his combos are lightning fast

Of all time it's probably like Pulver, Penn or Frankie, but I think Johnson's probably got the quickest hands of anyone from the recent roster.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
hate it when that happens

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Here's my big gently caress off prediction for internet clout: Nicco Montana is going to win.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
drat, looks like I was right again and The Bullet will not be winning a title tomorrow.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
It’s Roxy’s time to shine. Third time lucky, baby.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Skip My Posts posted:

till has been doin taht front leg side kick to the knee poo poo a lot tho and maybe that will help him

The keven post about Tyron doing stand-up.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

CarlCX posted:

I'm looking forward to watching everyone go "gently caress Tyron Woodley" when his next opponent looks like poo poo against him and it's somehow his fault all over again

His next opponent is Colby who Tyron might literally decapitate.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QPJoRWz8Sc

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
It would be cool if moving to Lightweight revitalizes Aldo.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Skip My Posts posted:

sounds like TJ wants the Cejudo fight

Easy money.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Conor would immediately lose his title to Nate 'Miesha Tate' Diaz.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

JaySB posted:

Can't tell if you're joking or dense.

When Khabib lands dat left hand shot, you'll know.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
One of the most credentialed grapplers in UFC Lightweight history, Nate Diaz, was swept by Conor McGregor and easily put on the bottom. Conor ended the round on top. Do the math.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Cage Warriors is fake.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
UFC Moscow starts at 2am here and CB DOlloway is somehow the most made up name on it.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Marching Powder posted:

i remember that entire event being insane but that image of him being stretchered out looking disorientated with 'CB DOLLOWAY - WINNER' plastered across the screen is etched into my memory

People on here used to say that the image of Machida and Shogun, standing across from each other; one in a traditional karate stance, the other in an exaggerated Muay Thai stance, about to lunge at each other summed up MMA for them, but for me it's definitely this:

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Foul Fowl posted:

i feel like edgar's about to get owned twice in a row but who knows with TKZ after all the injuries.

Edgar beat Cub again.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Completely true.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Charlie Ward getting sparked out by someone trying to queue jump with only one bottle.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
fuckin’ lol

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
The good news is Jon is absolutely going to pop again after beating up Gus in New York.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Bit sus someone can get a short sentence because they don't know how the steroids got in their system, but also get that sentence reduced by snitching on steroid dealers/users.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
lol, I like McGregor's new schtick as a sort of slimy Trump Whiskey guy.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
It's like when a sitcom with a laugh track suddenly goes without.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Famously reasonable figure Mike Tyson.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Conor T's 'The Story of Alidon'.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

david carmichael posted:

Didnt watch the presser, but a potential war criminal dagestani guy is way more likeable than an irish regular guy

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
I think it'll do about 205's numbers.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Make Nate and Dustin 5 rounds, you loving idiots.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
The coolest thing in history is that Georges was a weird little gay dude who broke down crying before every fight and got bullied his entire life and if you pushed him in front of him in line he wouldn't do poo poo, but he was also the greatest fighter of all time.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
GSP would kill pretty much every single fighter at 155 still. It's insane. He'd slaughter them.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
jaysus lol

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Dana has just denied it, so congratulations to Nate and Dustin on their new weight class.

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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
The UFC is both good and bad at marketing their fighters, I won't be taking any questions at this time.

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