MLB N/V Sept: half million dollar crotch grab

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BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

iospace posted:

Got some pics of some of my cards, sadly all but one are Yankees

He's cool though, also played for the Brewers.

Mattingly, as promised

Some shithead

Another shithead

Ew, Red Sox player

If we start a baseball card derail I may never stop please dont

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BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Would there be as long of a recovery time for his TJS if he just DH'ed?

# ¿ Sep 6, 2018 04:08

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

GPTribefan posted:

I wanted to argue this so badly, but I don�t know if I can...

1995 - lost WS in 6 to the Braves. First postseason in decades, lost to a superior pitching staff.

1996 - blew it big time against the Orioles in the division series. Came in as a heavy favorite and poo poo the bed.

1997 - I don�t want to talk about it

1998 - had a 2-1 lead in the ALCS against one of the best Yankees teams of all time. Blew it in 6 but at least made a series out of it.

1999 - embarrassing collapse against the Red Sox. The series was 2-0 and we were up by 3 runs in the 5th inning of game 3 when Dave Burns blew out his arm. Jaret Wright had to come in and we were outscored by over 20 runs in the next 2.3 games.

2000 - insane amounts of injuries and yet still had a chance on the last day of the season thanks to an amazing second half. If fully healthy, they rumble into the playoffs.

2001 - beaten in 5 in the ALDS by Seattle. Had it wrapped up but couldn�t close.

They had an amazing run for 7 years but couldn�t close the deal. I wouldn�t say it was a blown window because it revitalized the team for years to come and made Cleveland a legit baseball destination for almost a decade. But hard to argue when you had arguably 6 hall of famers in your core (Thome, Ramirez, Alomar, Vizquel, Belle, Murray) and 3 years of an all star at every position. If they pull off that Randy Johnson trade in 98 or the Pedro trade in the offseason after 97 they have at least one if not 2 rings.

2016-

# ¿ Sep 6, 2018 22:29

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Intruder posted:

Who's toxxing?

That person is literally worse than Hitler.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2018 19:05

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Accident Underwater posted:

I hope all the children's diseases going around are because some little poo poo sneezed in the mud they rub the baseballs with.

I had hand, foot, and mouth disease about 4 years ago. It suuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 02:42

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

IcePhoenix posted:

https://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2018/09/12/2482930883/1536718806865/asset_2500K.mp4

God drat. This guy was the #1 overall pick in the 2001 draft.

Mark Prior was #2.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 03:38

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

bewbies posted:

act like you been there before man, gently caress

I'm all for having fun and showing personality, but not rubbing the other teams face in it. The batflip was garbage and I'm surprised the catcher didn't punch him after that slow jog around the bases. gently caress that guy.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 00:13

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

DeepDickPizza posted:

I'm old as poo poo.

I could have gone to that game and didn't. I'm still mad about that

# ¿ Sep 15, 2018 18:25

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

There was a fire in the Wrigley Field press box today. Extent of the damage is unknown.

https://twitter.com/NBCSCubs/status/1042869012139597830

# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 21:26

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Which rare disease will befall a Met next? Gout? Rickets? Scurvy?

I'll go with leperocy.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 21:39

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

gently caress Addison Russell. I hope he never plays again. I'm not sure there would be a big line to pick him up, either, seeing as the only thing he can hit is his wife.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2018 12:57

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Rizz just say "no comment." It's not that hard.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2018 19:49

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

https://twitter.com/crawlyscubs/status/1043208798494699520

Yes, Joe. Yes you should. You should be locked in your office and not allowed to leave until you can answer specific questions about it.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2018 20:59

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

The Brewers can go away any time now. It would be appreciated.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 17:41

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 01:26

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

It would be super if Lester didn't throw a fuckton of pitches in the early innings and also give up any first inning runs.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2018 00:08

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