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Jossar
Apr 2, 2018

Current status: Angry about subs :argh:


A design for Samarak.

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oscarthewilde
May 16, 2012


I would often go there
To the tiny church there

Davin Valkri posted:

I also made this cruddy prototype for the Republic of Sarent, should it be included on the map.



Is it just me or does this kind of look like a big blue boob leaking slightly darker blue milk? Maybe my mind's just in the gutter.

Also:

1 - C
2 - A
3 - A
4 - A
5 - C
6 - A
7 - C

oscarthewilde fucked around with this message at 14:19 on Sep 6, 2018

sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

Loyal to the hEnd


Coat of Arms still a work in progress, but a proper Imperial nation needs a proper Imperial eagle.

Quinntan
Sep 11, 2013
How's this for a UPRA flag?



Top blue stripe represents blue skies, the green represents fertile soil and the bottom blue stripe represents the sea. The Starry Plough is a socialist symbol in Ireland and I figured that it was the most suitable symbol for agrarian socialists.

And for the Wiabu Shogunate



And the Holy Empire of Teutonia

Quinntan fucked around with this message at 14:43 on Sep 6, 2018

Tevery Best
Oct 11, 2013

Hewlo Furriend


The votes have gone as follows:

1. Our country has grown from the ruins of the old order. What events from that glorious past of oppression do we still celebrate?

A. The Baptism of the Chieftains, which marked the start of our recorded history. - 4 votes
B. The Battle of Schwarzaughen of 1242, when our burghers and peasants defeated the brutal invasion of our eternal enemy, Vakan, and threw them out of the country they bled white for so long. - 18 votes
C. The Expeditions of Radetzky, who discovered much of the Great Southern Continent. - 8 votes
D. We are a society, not a people. We do not concern ourselves with the triumphs of self-made tyrants. - 5 votes
E. Something else... - no votes

Not a very close vote, although Expeditions of Radetzky had a strong early lead. I did not anticipate A to do well, but I thought D would do much better. In any case, we have established a number of things: we are proud of our past victories in the field, we preserve our past and through it our national identity, so we are not strong internationalists, and there is widespread animosity towards Vakan.

2. What is the most symbolic moment of our glorious Revolution?

A. The Storming of the Imperial Prison. - 11 votes
B. The Rebellion of Battlecruiser Simonides (frequently called a battleship by clueless morons whom we need to pedantically correct). - 11 votes
C. The Return of Ramesha Chaudhri from exile in Sarent. - 8 votes
D. We celebrate the present. We believe the formation of a new Farmer's Commune a greater event than any day when exploiters made us shed our blood. - 5 votes
E. Something else... - no votes

An extremely close race. The two frontrunners were only three votes ahead of the third place winner. Curiously, the same number of people voted to break with recent past as did to break with the distant past. Nevertheless, The Rebellion of Battlecruiser Simonides wins, because it got to 11 votes first. This means we will begin the game with the UPRAS Simonides available to us. A vessel treasured much more as a symbol of the past than a modern weapon of war, it is nevertheless one of the largest units of our navy, otherwise ruined by counter-revolutionaries.

3. Which is the dominant faction in the Congress?

A. The Syndicates. - 14 votes
B. The Bureaucrats. - 15 votes
C. The Delegates of Soldiers' Councils. - 6 votes

4. Which faction is the weakest?

A. The Farmer's Communes. - 16 votes
B. The Central Planning Committee. - 10 votes
C. The Specialist Workers' Unions. - 9 votes

These two votes determine the political layout of the Congress at the start of the campaign. This will not have any immediate impact, but will inform events and plot lines. With the Bureaucrats ascendant, the administration flourishes, but more and more rules and regulations are introduced, and strict adherence to those is the name of the game. The Bureaucrat faction is quickly going to butt heads with the First Consul, whom they view as an example of executive overreach and a breach in the order things ought to be resolved in the Republic. Meanwhile, the weakness of the Farmer's Communes likely stems from a lack of care and understanding of the problems of agriculture - and with the faction appointed as the Congress's whipping boy, this is unlikely to change. The effects this may have on the food supply in Almain or the process of farm collectivisation may be very far-reaching indeed.

5. Choose the form of the destructor.

A. - 5 votes
B. - 12 votes
C.
- 15 votes
D. - 3 votes

Remember this face. It will show up again.

6. During and after the war and revolution, many people left the country. This was especially true for skilled specialists, as many of them were well-off and feared revolutionary retribution, and besides, whatever their reason, they had the means to leave. But a group amongst them stayed in larger numbers than others. Who?

A. The academics. - 9 votes
B. The army officers. - 4 votes
C. The navy officers. - 3 votes
D. Expert engineers and technicians. - 19 votes
E. Something else... - no votes

This was the most lopsided vote of them all. Our universities and learning institutions have been gutted by the flight of skilled and talented professors, while the officer corps in the People's Army and People's Navy are filled with people field promoted beyond their skill, lacking necessary education and having only rudimentary training. We have lost a lot of institutional knowledge, and there is widespread mistrust of those who used to serve the old regime. On the plus side, we do have engineers and technicians to steer our industry - but with much of it in ruins, we won't have much use for them for a while...

7. A group of counterrevolutionaries have formed a phony "government in exile." Who are they - and who harboured them?

A. The Emperor and his court, residing in Teutonia. - 7 votes
B. A group of defeated counterrevolutionary generals, led by Heli Rosaire Averesch, who took her band of miscreants to Trantor. - 3 votes
C. Admiral Fabianus Romano, now a warlord trying to carve bits of Awfulia into a sovereign country from which he could pester us. - 14 votes
D. Auxentios Egon, "Duke" Čermák, the Butcher of Annekampten, who, ah, has not really been defeated yet and occupies parts of the country. - 10 votes
E. Something else... - 1 vote

Duke Čermák was the frontrunner for quite a while, but eventually lost to Admiral Romano in a very close race. This establishes a threat to us existing in the midst of Aw-Fulia. We shall see if and how the situation develops.

What happens now?

For now, I continue preparing the maps. But do not worry, the world map has been coming around nicely. We have a list of countries, and it is final:



The actual looks of the map are prone to change, but the list of countries is not, as is their general location. The final map, and the first actual story update, should appear in 48 hours.

For now, I ask you to be patient and keep making amazing flags.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer
:allears:

I love this.

Also, I think I should make some flags for Viri and Trantor.

sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

Loyal to the hEnd
Those Teutons across the way look to be friendly sorts, helping us out with our pesky Enemies in Exile problem and all. Perhaps they'd be willing to help us rebuild, even!

Hipster Rooster
Feb 7, 2012

I only eat organic grain

Let's become friends with all our neighbours (especially Aw-Fulia) and not make any wars.

sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

Loyal to the hEnd

Hipster Rooster posted:

Let's become friends with all our neighbours (especially Aw-Fulia) and not make any wars.

Other than the fact that they're harboring our enemies, which we'll have to deal with if the Teuton Coalition doesn't first, not a bad idea - plenty of rebuilding to be done.

Ice Fist
Jun 20, 2012

^^ Please send feedback to beefstache911@hotmail.com, this is not a joke that 'stache is the real deal. Serious assessments only. ^^

Oh my God, you included my terribly named country. Give me a bit of time and I'll come up with an even worse flag. I look forward to them doing literally nothing and maybe getting absorbed by a neighbor.

Lichtenstein
May 31, 2012

It'll make sense, eventually.

Hipster Rooster posted:

Let's become friends with all our neighbours (especially Aw-Fulia) and not make any wars.

We should do exactly opposite. Get this country conquered and turn into the glorious caliphate that was taken from us with but a few votes.

Boksi
Jan 11, 2016
While of course our immediate neighbors are a cause for concern, we must remember that our true enemy is not a state but a class: The bourgeoise of all nations would see us and our revolution undone! But we cannot afford to take on the entire world at once; we must strike them at the heart of their decadence and power! We must build up the People's Navy and invade the spineless Lowtaxians!

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



This looks fun.

Tevery Best
Oct 11, 2013

Hewlo Furriend
I figured I'd pull out the flags people made in the Discord, so that everyone can talk about them. We are going to need plenty of flags, so it's never too early to look into it.

I skipped the attributions to avoid putting the authors on the spot. If they want to, they can claim their designs.

UPRA






Wiabu

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.




Chicken grind [character I don't know and neither does my dictionary]?

The gently caress?

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


It's intentionally lovely and bad because they're weeaboos :ssh:

Serpentis
May 31, 2011

Well, if I really HAVE to shoot you in the bollocks to shut you up, then I guess I'll need to, post-haste, for everyone else's sake.
*flag changed, see next post.*

Serpentis fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Sep 8, 2018

scavy131
Dec 21, 2017






A couple of different prospective options for the Kingdom of Belnuxia

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
With thanks to sniper4625, I have a newer and better Sarent flag!

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls
After loving around for waaay too long, I made a flag for Solaris I'm happy with.

rudecyrus fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Sep 8, 2018

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









If someone gives me some lyrics i'll do an anthem

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

sebmojo posted:

If someone gives me some lyrics i'll do an anthem

those fuckers, our poo poo

Serpentis
May 31, 2011

Well, if I really HAVE to shoot you in the bollocks to shut you up, then I guess I'll need to, post-haste, for everyone else's sake.


OK, final flag for Kingdom of Perezvin.

Tevery Best
Oct 11, 2013

Hewlo Furriend
Good evening, comrades. The maps are here.



Geographic features - this is the sparsest map. I've decided not to force myself to come up with names for every patch of grass on the map - at least until it becomes relevant for play.


Countries


Cities


Plain terrain


_____________________________



First graduating "general's class" of Michael Frahnze Staff Academy to enter service

10 November 1928

Yesterday in Besar, First Consul Schlierenmayer personally addressed the first graduates of the General Staff Officer's Course, a four-year military course instituted in the Michael Frahnze Staff Academy in order to solve the problem of chronic shortage of high-ranking officers in the People's Army and Navy.

Schlierenmayer said that the alumni represent "the finest our armed forces can produce" and congratulated them on having received "the most forward-thinking, progressive military education in the world, unencumbered by old, pre-Materialist thinking."

Tilda Van, chairman of the Congressional Armed Forces Committee, has said that "these courageous officers are now more than prepared to be breveted as Brigkoms, Divkoms, Korkoms, and even Arkoms, if need be." She also commented that this represents a major turning point: for the first time, the forces of progress have general officers that have received world-class education, but not served in the Imperial Army.

The Editorial Board wishes to congratulate the First Consul, who spearheaded the campaign to create the GSOC, for helping reduce Army dependence on officers who served the old order and proving once more that there is no challenge too great for the proletariat to overcome.

_____________________________

Flagchat remains open.

Further announcements to come within the next 24 hours.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Hell yeah, time to draw up some multi-turret tanks that are crewed by 20 men each.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Time to fantasize about duck boats

Affi
Dec 18, 2005

Break bread wit the enemy

X GON GIVE IT TO YA
Time to fantasize about large anounts of infantry backed up by artillery.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Human waaaaaaAAAAAAVE

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

JcDent posted:

Hell yeah, time to draw up some multi-turret tanks that are crewed by 20 men each.

The tanks or the turrets?:v:

Serpentis
May 31, 2011

Well, if I really HAVE to shoot you in the bollocks to shut you up, then I guess I'll need to, post-haste, for everyone else's sake.
Nah, we need to think weird. Armoured cars with no turret but artillery cannons physically roped to them; baby nation's first SPG!

ManifunkDestiny
Aug 2, 2005
THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN THE SEAHAWKS IS RUSSELL WILSON'S TAINT SWEAT

Seahawks #1 fan since 2014.
Now to internally debate whether to pursue long range strategic bombers or tactical support bombers

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

Serpentis posted:

Nah, we need to think weird. Armoured cars with no turret but artillery cannons physically roped to them; baby nation's first SPG!

Congratulations, you've just remade the towed artillery with prime mover paradigm! :downs:

Grizzwold
Jan 27, 2012

Posters off the pork bow!
Map question: is this planet a plane, a sphere, or a donut? i.e. does the map wrap not at all, just east-west, or in all directions?

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Grizzwold posted:

Map question: is this planet a plane, a sphere, or a donut? i.e. does the map wrap not at all, just east-west, or in all directions?

I am extremely eager to fight a war for Toroidia the donut planet.

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls

Grizzwold posted:

Map question: is this planet a plane, a sphere, or a donut? i.e. does the map wrap not at all, just east-west, or in all directions?

It's a dodecahedron.

Jossar
Apr 2, 2018

Current status: Angry about subs :argh:

Grizzwold posted:

Map question: is this planet a plane, a sphere, or a donut? i.e. does the map wrap not at all, just east-west, or in all directions?

I believe the "actual" answer or close to it is that we're only fighting on 2-3 continents and the world is too big to have the map extend beyond the visible territory where we'll be fighting, so no wrap. No comments received on planet shape though.

Boksi
Jan 11, 2016
Never mind all those fancy tanks and other contraptions, what we really need to focus on is horses. For the transport of men and equipment, they are clearly superior simply because they do not require oil-based fuel or spare parts! All they need is the grass growing on the roadside.

What is the world's oil situation anyway? The oucome of WW2 was heavily influenced by the availability of oil, after all.

wedgekree
Feb 20, 2013

Boksi posted:


What is the world's oil situation anyway? The oucome of WW2 was heavily influenced by the availability of oil, after all.

Taken by some woman named Olive and her accomplice, whom was heard saying 'he yam what he yam' and leaving destruction in his wake.

Serpentis
May 31, 2011

Well, if I really HAVE to shoot you in the bollocks to shut you up, then I guess I'll need to, post-haste, for everyone else's sake.

Davin Valkri posted:

Congratulations, you've just remade the towed artillery with prime mover paradigm! :downs:

Well, if we wanted good new ideas, we'd have kept the army officers!

wedgekree posted:

Taken by some woman named Olive and her accomplice, whom was heard saying 'he yam what he yam' and leaving destruction in his wake.

Breaking news from the Tribune; they formally announced the accomplice's cover identity was "Laurence". Foreign actor, apparently.

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JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Ikasuhito posted:

The tanks or the turrets?:v:

Both :black101:

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