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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


EorayMel posted:

Why not both?




I'm glad they specified that it's a walking axe, wouldn't want to mix it up with an actual chopping axe.

Also 30% fiberglass? What's the rest of the handle composition, silly string?

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Nylon, probably. PA-66 GF-30 isn't unusual in a lot of tool things.

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019


Comrade Koba posted:

the stupid "EDC" crowd is way worse

I hate that "EDC" has turned into a marketing term and "culture" unto itself because 15 years ago it was a good way to search for interesting blog posts about weird old pens and ancient barlow knives.

He Who Smelt It
Jun 14, 2012
Tactical Cock cage

AveMachina
Aug 30, 2008

God knows what COVIDs you people have



He Who Smelt It posted:

Tactical Cock cage

tactical covert secret agent minimalist nipple clamps (for man woman home office edc gift)

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Comrade Koba posted:

the stupid "EDC" crowd is way worse

machine a random piece of metal into a vaguely geometric shape, spraypaint it black and market it as ~Stealth Tactical Operator's Universal Tool~ and some dweeb will absolutely buy it for $149.99

You've hit a snag there, the trick is you have a factory in China make it instead to up your margins, or just buy cool looking stuff from a Chinese factory on Aliexpress and then sell it.



the little folding sewing scissors from your mom's sewing kit but TACTICAL and FOR MEN.

And a properly BudK themed WOMEN'S ANTI-WOLF ARTIFACT.

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007


mods, please change my username to “tactical skull defense” tia

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Why do these all look like 90s GI Joe accessories?




e: think the question itself answers that, actually

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

C.M. Kruger posted:

And a properly BudK themed WOMEN'S ANTI-WOLF ARTIFACT.


These are absolutley like, killer hairpins used in one of the lesser Sister Street Fighter sequels

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019


T-shirt that says "I'm being asked a lot of questions about being a 90s GI Joe that are already answered by being a 90s GI Joe".

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
This thing blows.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

EorayMel posted:

This thing blows.



Drink the fire, Young One.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



EorayMel posted:

This thing blows.



Reminds me of when I tried drinking hot coffee with a straw.

Never drink hot coffee with a straw

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

EorayMel posted:

This thing blows.



Tactical Feltching Toob - Collapsible

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

EorayMel posted:

This thing blows.



Exhaled air is like 16 percent oxygen compared to 21 percent atmospheric, and if you inhale on that thing and catch a bunch of superheated gasses you could easily be dead as poo poo real quick, especially since you’re probably in the middle of nowhere if you’re using something like that.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
10 bux for a cheap metal telescoping tube

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019


when i go camping and need a campfire i use a bic lighter

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You should be using a tactical jet lighter with built-in folding spork.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Does anybody remember permanent matches?

I'd probably use a telescoping bellows before one of those tbh.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

He wouldn’t need that dumb straw if he built a decent fire

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I’m still laughing at the gasoline-soaked wallet from a few pages back. Sure to get a reaction!

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i keep trying to get budk magazines sent to me for curated lols but they never arrive :(

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Frank Frank posted:

I’m still laughing at the gasoline-soaked wallet from a few pages back. Sure to get a reaction!

The Belle + Howell people who do commercials for their "Tac" line of products have a wallet that they imply is bulletproof. In their commercials they point a gun at their wallet but never actually fire but they do show a (blunt) arrow hitting it.

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Smoking pipe

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
For when you really need a rock but you've only got your keys.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

muscles like this! posted:

The Belle + Howell people who do commercials for their "Tac" line of products have a wallet that they imply is bulletproof. In their commercials they point a gun at their wallet but never actually fire but they do show a (blunt) arrow hitting it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImzmlxNi0Og

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Cop or QAnon-er?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Qop.

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
Q-Blade

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
HiQ SQeed LQw DQag

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://twitter.com/VoidBurger/status/1376249141471350788

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.


Yes, when I am scrubbing out my toilet the first thing I want to see is two grinning skulls judging me.

Does it come with free shipping?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

oh hell fuckin yeah

Da SHar3 Z0ne escaping internet containment

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Remind me when that thing is $15 or less

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
My friend who, as I do, decorates their bathroom in skulls.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Keeping your toilet brush in your skullptures is disrespectful.

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

That's the point you use your enemies skull to store the tool you use to clean your disgusting toilet the ultimate form of disrespect.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
you don't need a memento mori in the loo, but sometimes it's comforting.

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense





:rip:

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