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If I'm gonna own a mace I'm makin that poo poo myself in the fires granted to us by mighty Prometheus.
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I have a mace but its the kind with the chain (flail). I got it at a weekend flea market in California when I was 10 or 11 and now its hanging on a peg in the garage next to some extension cords
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Haverchuck posted:I have a mace but its the kind with the chain (flail). I got it at a weekend flea market in California when I was 10 or 11 and now its hanging on a peg in the garage next to some extension cords I got a sweet katana set in San Francisco's Chinatown. It had an engraving near the cross guard that said, "idiot tourist" in Japanese. Fuckin tearing up RN because I no longer have them.
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Sep 2, 2018 03:02
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super macho dude posted:
"Cardinal Sin" drat it must be cool to be a swiss guard! I knew drat well the halberds are just for show.
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Sep 2, 2018 04:57
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i have a global im good thx
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Sep 2, 2018 06:16
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Fantasy blade collecting is one of the very few hobbies that are somehow worse than anime while being mostly legal. Just really straddling that hair thin line but still. Great sharez0ne merch tho.
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Sep 2, 2018 06:36
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super macho dude posted:
That's a morning star, BUDK. God dammit, get your poo poo together.
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Sep 2, 2018 06:43
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my cousin ordered tons of poo poo from catalogues like this. most of it was surprisingly sturdy/functional. the blow gun was lame tho
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super macho dude posted:My BUDK catalog arrived and now I am ready to face the liberal/immigrant/U.N. Forces Invasion/Reptilian/gay frog zombie horde apocalypse that is inevitable because the bible code says so. Yes, I will be fully prepared in a manner that is both bad-loving-rear end AND wholesale warehouse priced affordable. Don't believe me? Eat my MRE induced poo poo, loser... What's worse, that knife or this website?  Here's a video of a guy fighting a boat fender? and a coconut with it for some reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDljmn88wrA
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Sep 2, 2018 07:20
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I bought so many cheap knives from companies like this, I'm almost embarrassed. None of them lasted long, or they were so "cool looking" that they were completely impractical to use. I think I may still have a couple out in the garage in a box in the rafters.
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Sep 2, 2018 07:31
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any other posters with chintzy fantasy weapons in their garage care to speak up?
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genesplicer posted:I bought so many cheap knives from companies like this, I'm almost embarrassed. None of them lasted long, or they were so "cool looking" that they were completely impractical to use. I think I may still have a couple out in the garage in a box in the rafters.
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genesplicer posted:I bought so many cheap knives from companies like this, I'm almost embarrassed. None of them lasted long, or they were so "cool looking" that they were completely impractical to use. I think I may still have a couple out in the garage in a box in the rafters. 
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Sep 2, 2018 09:43
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$40 seems cheap for a mace
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Sep 2, 2018 09:55
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Why would a "knife addict" have any interest in such mass produced garbage? Actually that's a rhetorical question, I was a 14 year old once too.
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Sep 2, 2018 10:36
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Steak posted:$40 seems cheap for a mace
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Sep 2, 2018 10:38
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Steak posted:$40 seems cheap for a mace A bit to cheap. You wouldn't want to be stuck sieging Jerusalem when the Saracen relief army shows up and now your life is in the hands of a $40 pos. Your kinsmen will pay the price many times over for your ransom. Best invest in a quality mace.
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Jose Mengelez posted:@dasharez0ne's merch blitz getting out of hand imo
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Haverchuck posted:any other posters with chintzy fantasy weapons in their garage care to speak up? I have several butter knives, which I realize is silly because there's like zero chance I'll ever have to defend myself from butter.
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Haverchuck posted:any other posters with chintzy fantasy weapons in their garage care to speak up? I have the worlds shittiest cutlass in my garage. I got it at the Gettysburg gift shop
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Steak posted:$40 seems cheap for a mace It's a big metal stick. $40 is already asking quite a lot
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Sep 2, 2018 11:59
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I have a machete. I bought it from home depot
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Steak posted:$40 seems cheap for a mace Pretty simple machining from whatever grade stainless they have lying around. I doubt the head is solid so it's probably not that much metal.
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super macho dude posted:BUDK STYLE SECRETS Note that these t-shirts are only available in sizes Large, X-large, and 2X-large. I guess they know their audience, but I'd expect it to be available up to like 4X-large.
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Sep 2, 2018 12:12
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Is the Iron Rule Mace Barbarian Scepter different from the Gigantic Spiked Mace? I for one request a picture of the former, I need to know which mace to get
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I'd like a sacatripe.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Fantasy blade collecting is one of the very few hobbies that are somehow worse than anime while being mostly legal. Just really straddling that hair thin line but still. On the other hand law enforcement can just regularly email BudK and ask them who recently bought a 12" Killer Skull Stainless Steel Double Edge Dagger Bowie Knife With Serrated Edge if they think that's the weapon the Kansas City Poop Butcher has been using, but good luck tracking down pedophiles when there is so much anime websites and distributors to ask if someone was maybe a little too much into "Kirakira ! Pureti Teenager Vampire Idoru Yukiko-Chan (we swear she's a 1000 years old vampire) Season 5" lately edit : also has anyone posted the Surviving Edged Weapons video yet?
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Having any sort of novelty knife as an adult is a sign that you are either 1 - a virgin 2 - an ex-con 3 - a future serial killer and either way, socially retarded.
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Sep 2, 2018 12:42
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If the shirt with the skeleton holding the cards doesn't have "Johnny Five Aces" on the back in Black metal font like a jersey name, because you KNOW that's what the other card is, that should be a crime
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HJE-Cobra posted:Note that these t-shirts are only available in sizes Large, X-large, and 2X-large. I guess they know their audience, but I'd expect it to be available up to like 4X-large. You're in BUDK's house now, no small boys allowed only big guys and combat ready teir one beefy blademasterz 
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super macho dude posted:You're in BUDK's house now, no small boys allowed only big guys and combat ready teir one beefy blademasterz Guy looks like a kid on Christmas morning remembering Vietnam
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Wifi Toilet posted:What's worse, that knife or this website? The best thing about this knife is that it is only, explicitly for murdering human beings. A regular knife fits a survivalist fantasy where you use it as a tool and you skin deer or whatever in addition to killing minorities, but you can't do any of that with this thing. It's only good for making holes in people.
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:The best thing about this knife is that it is only, explicitly for murdering human beings. A regular knife fits a survivalist fantasy where you use it as a tool and you skin deer or whatever in addition to killing minorities, but you can't do any of that with this thing. It's only good for making holes in people. You could probably use it to open novelty XXL bottles of wine. Might be handy?
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goatface posted:Those are bad axes. The lockpick gun looks fun. You're in luck then:  
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if your apocalypse plan involves XXL bottles of wine, please lemme join your crew, I'm good at the following: - dressing in fetish leather gear less than 20 minutes after the bombs dropped - eating human flesh - giving people names like "motorface", "Khan of the wasteland" or "the torso ripper" to make our band of desert raiders more respectable
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That man is blatantly breaking into that storage shed (?). How dare such an upstanding catalogue promote such criminality.
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super macho dude posted:DECORATE YOUR FREEDOM HOLE! https://youtu.be/uTZ1sBKRzXw
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Well of course they have a steampunk one.
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EVERYTHING U NEED FOR THE APOCALYPSE Redneck stimpacks!  *disclaimer: wont cure anything other than viral infections. Will NOT cure your wife's hysteria or moon's blood temperament* Alternative energy sources!  Get drunk as gently caress or maybe learn how to make ethanol I dunno lol this is the most expensive thing in the catalog The Cold Stremph Of The_Donald!  If you combine this coin with the Armor Of God amulet, you can actually turn into the wolf that resides inside your heart. Its bacon. In a can.  Pairs nicely with moonshine.
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Please show us how to dress for the apocalypse.
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