The BUDK Thread: Just two pieces of wet denim slapping together in the night.

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EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

The OP plays nothing but sword throw levels on Happy Wheels.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2018 22:46

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 16:25

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Man, the 12 year old me would have thought all those stupid loving knives were the best thing ever.

Now, all I can think is how they took one of the simplest things in the world, something pointy you sharpen until you can jab it at people, and cut bits out of it until it looks it would snap with the slightest lateral force and that, if you ever try actually poking something with one, your hand's probably going to slide forward and slice through the tendons in your fingers.

I mean look at this poo poo:

The spine is there for a reason but, hey, let's just remove all the metal keeping the knife from snapping like a twig because manchildren with tiny dicks get hard thinking about killing people with it.

Someone earlier asked about the CO2 knife, here it is:

Imagine trying to hit that button after stabbing a shark. It also illustrates perfectly what I mean about losing fingers if you ever try poking ~~someone~~ a shark with it.

Human nature never truly changes much.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2018 20:43

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Is this how that one TFR goon got started hunting hogs with a spear?

# ¿ Sep 5, 2018 02:19

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Big Beef City posted:

What up my man?

I originally got it because, like my post said my leatherman had a good knife in it, but when I got my house about 5 years ago, it had apple trees on the land, and it reminded me of my grandpa.
And, since we bordered a river, and he liked to fish and raise his apple trees and take walks with me and carve an apple and poo poo, I better be prepared for a few years. Never Know.

Clearly this is what you desire!

# ¿ Sep 6, 2018 05:28

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

OP, You mentioned there's a tactical shovel in this catalog somewhere. Can we have a picture of it?

# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 15:19

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Somehow it is even worse than what I imagined.

Granted it didn't take that much effort, but still.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 20:37

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

No holes and chainsaw-like serrations on the metal bit, 2/10

# ¿ Sep 8, 2018 15:59

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

I'm trying to think of a two hand joke but I got nothing.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2018 16:53

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

So which of these weapons is the best against deer?

# ¿ Sep 8, 2018 18:44

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

quote:

Steampunk Reviewed by George on Jan 09, 2015 3 out of 5

Sword is not sharp, You would have trouble cutting paper with it. Very Disappointed. Was going to get the Lunar Legacy, But not sure now. The Bolt cap's on the sword in the picture show it is silver in color, mine is copper in color does not match the blade at all. VERY DISAPPOINTED.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 01:41

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

So I'm poking around the official budk website because I remembered the tactical shovel existed:

super macho dude posted:

And I found this.

The reviews are of course what you would expect.

pleasently surprised 5 out of 5 posted:

I had bought this product for the axe survival aspect.I thogt it would be too large to carry!But was pleased to find it was not only foldably compact but had belt loops for easy carrying!Truth be told I have not tried it yet,but i have seen the axe & shovel very sturdy and strong.The axe is why I got it for surrvival purposes,the saw, shovel&knife are just icing on the cake!I paid about $15.00 for it and would reccomend it even at retail prices!!

# ¿ Sep 15, 2018 17:44

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

The staff of Gandalf the Grey is a symbol of his status as an 'Istari', or Wizard. It was once owned by Radagast the Brown, crafted from an upturned, twisted sapling once crowned with twig and root-like protrusions, but now all broken and worn down. As well as being Gandalf's trusted walking stick and a fighting weapon when in need, it holds a deep magical power. Radagast's rune mark is carved into the side and the crown features a grooved shape that once held Radagast's blue crystal, now serving as a place for Gandalf to store his pipe. Pushed into the side of the staff is a nail spike which Gandalf uses as a tobacco tamper, and once used to scratch a rune into the door of Bilbo Baggins home in Hobbiton.United Cutlery's Staff of Gandalf the Grey is an authentic replica of the movie prop cast in polyresin with authentic details and coloring. The attached polyresin pipe and spike replicas are removable, and the staff comes with a polystone wall display that matches the display design of United's other staff replicas from The Hobbit.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 02:30

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

I would like to see at least one set of three, the items shown to me depending on the order you have found them in the magazine following this request. They are as follows:

1. Any thing relating to axes, or a reasonable facsimile thereof. Any thing at all.

2. Any thing relating to shovels, or a reasonable facsimile thereof. Any thing at all.

3. Bladed items whose main theme is that they are mostly bright blue or bright green; preferably the sharp bits.

May BUDK bless us all.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 00:51

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

super macho dude posted:

drat, what Breath of the Wild DLC pack do I need to buy to have this?

Also that sort've answers one of the things I wanted to see :buddy:

# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 00:56

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

super macho dude posted:

I got you, my dude:

Wait how the gently caress does this work :confused:

# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 01:14

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

super macho dude posted:

I count SEVEN sharp points, not SIX, get your poo poo together BUDK.

That's a BUDK feature, not a BUDK bug.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 01:31

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

I still can't grasp the fact you have a humble non gimmicky wood and metal bladed axe coexisting along the ~~six~~ seven edged jet black ninja star axe, like what happened?

Also:

super macho dude posted:

Is the base of the metal handle just above the tip of the handle supposed to look like that with the white veins? Or the crowbar protrusion bit having a chipped-tooth style?

# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 01:45

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

I am glad my happy wheels post on page 1 turned out to be relevant

# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 02:12

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

I found some reviews for the ninja star axe

super macho dude posted:

I still don't get it.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 15:35

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

The Burgess was sold to the early FBI to literally hide them under their trenchcoats.

Plus the story goes that Burgess got a meeting with Hoover, managed to sneak one of his shotguns into the FBI building, pulled it out during the meeting and shot a hole in the ceiling. Hoover was so impressed by the guy's balls (and that he managed to sneak a loving shotgun into a face to face meeting with him at all) that he agreed to buy them.

Extremely pro-click video about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXvmGtLYwKA

# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 16:23

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Also:

# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 16:24

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Wait I think I found a better one

super macho dude please confirm if there are more tactical eating utensils in your catalog TIA

# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 16:27

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Have you considered simply cleaving the shark in half with your cold steel shovel?

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 15:10

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

We should get a BUDK gang tag going and use this for the icon

# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 16:17

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

I'm the oversize parcels add $3

# ¿ Sep 26, 2018 02:05

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Haverchuck posted:

I think it works better if theres only one budk item in the whole room. Like imagine a whole normal room with pier one or ikea poo poo or whatever, but with the biker tissue box on a side table

The tissue box sure, but what about the steampunk swords, black ronin fantasy axes, and tacticool 5 in 1 tools?

# ¿ Sep 28, 2018 01:05

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Homepage of chkadels:

Are we sure this isn't a PUBG knockoff you can download on your android phone?

E: Holy lol the first and third sites have the EXACT same layout.

The second site has the exact same layout as budk's.

This should not be as shattering of a surprise as it is but now I feel like the purity of BUDK is lost because I don't know if it is being imitated or if it is the imitator.

EorayMel fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Oct 7, 2018

# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 00:32

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Code Jockey posted:

I found a random budk catalog while I was cleaning, talk about good luck

Share with the thread, so what vintage knives they have.

I just wrote "vintage "in a budk thread, the hell is wrong with me :psyduck:

# ¿ Oct 10, 2018 14:45

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

poo poo like this might overtake the tactical shovel for budk hilarity for me.

That or more tactical eating utensils

# ¿ Oct 17, 2018 03:36

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

C.M. Kruger posted:

As I said in the PYF Tacticool Bullshit thread, I like to visit CountyComm's site every now and then because they've got more offbeat things that are limited production runs or overstock from government contracts. Like prybars off EOD robots and giant stainless steel skulls.
https://countycomm.com/

I checked and found this

I'm no expert in (tactical) flashlights but isn't 65 43 dollars pretty drat high for things like this? you could buy an entire page of BUDK merchandise from their catalogs for the same price.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 02:06

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

The Lone Badger posted:

The expensive part of a flashlight is the LED. If that's a proper Cree or something it's still going to cost, even if the battery compartment is small.

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

It's a proper Cree, plus it's a small production run of something made out copper.

I don't know who actually makes CountyComm's stuff, but I got a tiny wallet from them ages ago and it's the best wallet I've ever had. No signs of wear at all after carrying it for years.

I see.

Also I just found the mammoth skull

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 02:40

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

BUDK bump in the vain hope the OP or somebody else has acquired another one of their catalogs

# ¿ Oct 22, 2018 16:15

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Rad-daddio posted:

Will this BUDK product work against it?

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

https://www.budk.com/Blackthorn-Shillelagh-Fighting-Stick-27712

# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 16:34

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Where might this stem from?

# ¿ Oct 27, 2018 03:49

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Here is a BUD(k)DING bonus:

# ¿ Oct 27, 2018 03:55

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

That looks like an incredibly uncomfortable handle.

That's part of THE LURE you ungrateful gently caress.

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# ¿ Oct 27, 2018 04:25

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

I decided to search for "THE LURE" on budk's website and surprise surprise, the first result was the rambo knife I posted a page back.

But gently caress that. It's halloween! Remember to participate in trick or treating with may or may not be Something Awful indorsed CARB KILLA�

And don't forget your costume!

And the other part of your costume!

# ¿ Oct 31, 2018 20:21

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

super macho dude posted:

NEVER MIND THAT poo poo ITS BUDK TIME

But theres still a few new gems.

Please bless us with fresh budk merchandise.

And also maybe see if they have either A) new taser flashlights with optional skull ornamentations or B) ~~six~~ seven edged throwing axes, if you please.

Option C) Try to find the cheapest, most obviously POS knife present in the catalog.

EorayMel fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Nov 3, 2018

# ¿ Nov 3, 2018 00:15