super macho dude posted:

BUDK STYLE SECRETS

Wear an awesome tshirt that shows the rest of the world how edgy and martial you are:


Alternatively, wear a tshirt that shows your loving pride and maximum maneuverability, bitch:


The more rings the better, MORE RINGS=MORE FREEDOM


Awesome skullface backpack to hide your mystery grab bag of neon green cavalry swords, throwing knives, caltrops, and Bawls to the Madden tournament.


If you don't have an armor of God amulet on your person at all times, what the gently caress are you even doing!?

Proposition Castle posted:

Calling it now, Four Sword Mystery Set is the name of the next Wu Tang album.

Chinatown posted:

da motherfuckin' share z0ne

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

If I request a catalog, do they actually send just the catalog or will I be getting 50 pounds of other junk mail every day for the rest of my life?

super macho dude posted:

Phone posting at work right now but here's one from the website:



Folks really seem to love that you can kill things AND quickly dig a shallow grave with it.

numberoneposter posted:

*about to secure the big contract*

here, use my pen.

Pneub posted:

I got drunk and bought one of these "machetes" a few months ago:

https://www.jbtoolsales.com/cold-st...T0aAuH0EALw_wcB

super macho dude posted:

No.

but To make the jerky, one must first hunt, and to hunt one must first use proper blade. And TTHATS where BUDK comes into play.

hemale in pain posted:

LifeSunDeath posted:

Too high quality to actually be on BUDK but it belongs

TontoCorazon posted:

Maybe you really need a bong hit and to slit your throat at the same time.

Think of all the time you'll be saving

EorayMel posted:

LifeSunDeath posted:

It will be time to gently caress, soon.