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drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

I've done it a lot, it being sex.

# ? Sep 2, 2018 10:53

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Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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3:30.... 7 o'clock... there was that nooner... so many times

# ? Sep 2, 2018 11:01

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

I've had sex so many times, and with tones of different women whom enjoyed it immensely.

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# ? Sep 2, 2018 11:03

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Hugh Malone posted:

3:30.... 7 o'clock... there was that nooner... so many times

Wow, just like us sex havers.

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# ? Sep 2, 2018 11:03

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

she lives in canada, you've never met her, we did it like 30 times a day and she said i was better than fabio but i didn't have the heart to tell her she wasn't my first, there were thousands before her

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:38

take the moon: by sebmojo

thinks about all the times i puked

its a lot, op

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# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:46

Stooge

how do you do the gently caress on

# ? Sep 2, 2018 18:33

Stooge

If you don't utter the phrase "good work, slugger" afterwards, does it even count as sex?

# ? Sep 2, 2018 18:40

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

doing it with sex, on the loving

# ? Sep 2, 2018 20:21

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

me and a pretty girl you will never meet, giving each other hand jobs in the pool and doing 69s to each other

# ? Sep 2, 2018 20:24

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Luvcow posted:

me and a pretty girl you will never meet, giving each other hand jobs in the pool and doing 69s to each other

Sounds like all my sex having events.

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# ? Sep 2, 2018 20:51

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3d sex is gross and bad

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# ? Sep 3, 2018 14:20

Peanut Butter: Wee mannie

love to have a good gently caress

# ? Sep 3, 2018 17:03

take the moon: by sebmojo

gently caress to have a good love

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# ? Sep 3, 2018 17:20

Scaly Haylie

have to gently caress love good

# ? Sep 4, 2018 03:08

Twenty Four

*Thinking about all the fucks I've timed* I keep the gently caress stopwatch on the nightstand. Got some real doozies on record.

# ? Sep 4, 2018 10:11

Android Blues

*raies a glass* cheers. to all the time's I've fuked

# ? Sep 4, 2018 12:16

Android Blues

*raies a glass* cheers. to all the time's I've fuked

# ? Sep 4, 2018 12:16

Android Blues

i don't know why that posted twice, but consider it a function of my enthusiasm for thinking about the aforesaid time's

# ? Sep 4, 2018 12:16

krampster2

what the gently caress? because i certainly have that's for sure

# ? Sep 4, 2018 16:58

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

krampster2 posted:

what the gently caress? because i certainly have that's for sure

You and me both, I've hosed so many hot females that found me very attractive and a good sex maker.

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# ? Sep 4, 2018 18:47

Scaly Haylie

congrats on attaining mu, op

# ? Sep 4, 2018 22:30

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

While I know what mu, means, due to all the sex I've had. I think it would be cool if you let all the lurkers know.

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# ? Sep 4, 2018 23:11

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I have never done that. I have never done the fuke. It seems like a very rude thing to do.

# ? Sep 5, 2018 01:18

Piso Mojado

Android Blues posted:

*raies a glass* cheers. to all the time's I've fuked

# ? Sep 15, 2018 01:39

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

ive never done,a gently caress and frankly in ever will

doin a sex.....is bad, imo

# ? Sep 15, 2018 02:31

keppke

Android Blues posted:

*raies a glass* cheers. to all the time's I've fuked

cheers. to all the orgasms

# ? Sep 15, 2018 03:02

alnilam

hamjobs posted:

ive never done,a gently caress and frankly in ever will

doin a sex.....is bad, imo

sex???? we're talking about fuked

# ? Sep 15, 2018 08:05

alnilam

drilldo squirt posted:

I've done it a lot, it being sex.

oh nm

# ? Sep 15, 2018 08:06

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

alnilam posted:

sex???? we're talking about fuked

buddy,,doin a sex is like a fuk..........but way more advance

# ? Sep 15, 2018 08:19

Senior Management

I am the best that has ever been. People even take interest in the horse that I rode in on.

:jerry:

# ? Sep 16, 2018 14:51

Moon Atari

Haunted by memories of the gently caress. Late at night I roam the streets to clear my head but wherever I go I am followed by the ghosts of fucks long passed. I look behind me and see only the empty, lonely street. Moans emanate from abandoned buildings and wet squelching sounds echo from every dark alley. I zip my jacket up a little tighter and quicken my pace. Not far from home. Is that a shimmer of motion in my peripheral vision, or maybe just my imagination? Running now. In every suburban window I see not my own panicked reflection but instead an endless pornographic stream of sweaty bouncing breasts and heaving backsides. Breath ragged, sweat freezing against the cold night air. My usually clean street is littered with used condoms and discarded panties. I dare not look behind me. Warm moist air is hitting the back of my neck in rhythmic gasps. My perception now is limited to quick cuts of awareness. Shakey hands fumbling with keys, bursting through a door, sprinting to a bedroom, hiking covers up and over.

Calm now. Safe and warm. I dry jerk my dick, hard and fast. With ejaculation comes exorcism. I am free of the ghosts and demons of my past. For now.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 15:26

alnilam

Moon Atari posted:

Haunted by memories of the gently caress. Late at night I roam the streets to clear my head but wherever I go I am followed by the ghosts of fucks long passed. I look behind me and see only the empty, lonely street. Moans emanate from abandoned buildings and wet squelching sounds echo from every dark alley. I zip my jacket up a little tighter and quicken my pace. Not far from home. Is that a shimmer of motion in my peripheral vision, or maybe just my imagination? Running now. In every suburban window I see not my own panicked reflection but instead an endless pornographic stream of sweaty bouncing breasts and heaving backsides. Breath ragged, sweat freezing against the cold night air. My usually clean street is littered with used condoms and discarded panties. I dare not look behind me. Warm moist air is hitting the back of my neck in rhythmic gasps. My perception now is limited to quick cuts of awareness. Shakey hands fumbling with keys, bursting through a door, sprinting to a bedroom, hiking covers up and over.

Calm now. Safe and warm. I dry jerk my dick, hard and fast. With ejaculation comes exorcism. I am free of the ghosts and demons of my past. For now.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 16:37

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

thinking about all the fuks ive given

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# ? Sep 16, 2018 18:51

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

the number may surprise you

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# ? Sep 16, 2018 18:51

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Moon Atari posted:

Haunted by memories of the gently caress. Late at night I roam the streets to clear my head but wherever I go I am followed by the ghosts of fucks long passed. I look behind me and see only the empty, lonely street. Moans emanate from abandoned buildings and wet squelching sounds echo from every dark alley. I zip my jacket up a little tighter and quicken my pace. Not far from home. Is that a shimmer of motion in my peripheral vision, or maybe just my imagination? Running now. In every suburban window I see not my own panicked reflection but instead an endless pornographic stream of sweaty bouncing breasts and heaving backsides. Breath ragged, sweat freezing against the cold night air. My usually clean street is littered with used condoms and discarded panties. I dare not look behind me. Warm moist air is hitting the back of my neck in rhythmic gasps. My perception now is limited to quick cuts of awareness. Shakey hands fumbling with keys, bursting through a door, sprinting to a bedroom, hiking covers up and over.

Calm now. Safe and warm. I dry jerk my dick, hard and fast. With ejaculation comes exorcism. I am free of the ghosts and demons of my past. For now.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 08:06

Senior Management

I put up an ornate marble slab and etch in the names and places so that I never forget any of the sex fuks.

:jerry:

# ? Sep 17, 2018 13:55

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

thinking about those hard working porn stars, wondering if the guy remains in character as the pizza guy or the plumber or whatever while they're making all that sex on the screen or if he drops the act doesn't think about his role as the pizza guy once the sex starts. I like to think that the actor playing the pizza guy is in character the whole time, wondering if he'll regret not making the pretty lady pay for the pizza when he ends his shift and it cuts $14 or so into his tips for the day, thinking about how he needs to hurry up and finish the sex because he has another pizza in his car to deliver and he doesn't want the next customer to be annoyed, and thinking about how his dick is hard but also the job is hard on his car with all of the starting and stopping.

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# ? Sep 17, 2018 14:53

Android Blues

Jolo posted:

thinking about those hard working porn stars, wondering if the guy remains in character as the pizza guy or the plumber or whatever while they're making all that sex on the screen or if he drops the act doesn't think about his role as the pizza guy once the sex starts. I like to think that the actor playing the pizza guy is in character the whole time, wondering if he'll regret not making the pretty lady pay for the pizza when he ends his shift and it cuts $14 or so into his tips for the day, thinking about how he needs to hurry up and finish the sex because he has another pizza in his car to deliver and he doesn't want the next customer to be annoyed, and thinking about how his dick is hard but also the job is hard on his car with all of the starting and stopping.

# ? Sep 17, 2018 15:56

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Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 17:03

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