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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > Increase developer velocity?
 
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Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
don't listen to so-called 'agile' consultants, do scrum the traditional rugby way

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Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
protip, you can improve your velocity by lighting your Jira server on fire

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Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
also increase your story points so one day = 10 points

10x velocity increase overnight

you're welcome

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Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
my velocity is so high that they call me....


the scrumguzzler



ladies :smuggo:

Poopernickel fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Sep 7, 2018

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > Increase developer velocity?