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3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Week 4 - Matt Bryant

# ? Sep 27, 2018 20:35

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 20:09

Major Ryan: May 11, 2008; Completely blank

Roulette: MIN - Dan Bailey - 38 yards

# ? Sep 27, 2018 20:41

Major Ryan: May 11, 2008; Completely blank

Dan Bailey's three FGs last night - 37 yards, 39 yards, 40 yards.

loving A.

# ? Sep 28, 2018 15:14

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Major Ryan posted:

Dan Bailey's three FGs last night - 37 yards, 39 yards, 40 yards.

loving A.

lol and I was mad about my miss

# ? Sep 28, 2018 15:16

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Major Ryan posted:

Dan Bailey's three FGs last night - 37 yards, 39 yards, 40 yards.

loving A.

drat lol

# ? Sep 28, 2018 17:25

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Roulette- NE- Steven Gostkowski- 42 Yards

# ? Sep 29, 2018 13:44

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
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Week 4: CHI - Cody Parkey

# ? Sep 29, 2018 23:13

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

SF - Robbie Gould

# ? Sep 30, 2018 00:32

Nystral: Feb 6, 2002; Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

BAL - Justin Tucker

# ? Sep 30, 2018 02:24

totally losing my mime: Aug 3, 2012; The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out; Fun Shoe

Roulette - ATL - Matt Bryant - 39 yards

# ? Sep 30, 2018 02:32

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Gimme Adam Vinatieri

# ? Sep 30, 2018 17:23

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Almost forgot to play roulette.

GB Mason Crosby - 47 yards.

# ? Sep 30, 2018 17:54

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

ROULETTE - Jake Elliot 41 yards

# ? Sep 30, 2018 17:57

latinotwink1997: Jan 2, 2008; Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!

Roulette: BAL - Tucker - 45 yards

# ? Sep 30, 2018 19:17

Finger Prince: Jan 5, 2007

Procrastination leaves me with
Roulette: Phil Dawson - ARI - 39 yards

# ? Sep 30, 2018 20:00

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Roulette: Chris Boswell, 38 yards

# ? Oct 1, 2018 00:17

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Week 4 and Out The Door
Metapod

A round of boos for this nincompoop who was eliminated because they were unable to submit a pick by kickoff of Monday Night Football. Shocking!

Kicker Jackpot Status
Nobody hit the kicker jackpot this week.

Results: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1lzCKfzxXwYyYp7Gm4cKhw1e2CEts6l16eywKcTul05w/edit?usp=sharing

barnold fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Oct 2, 2018

# ? Oct 2, 2018 04:37

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

ELO Musk posted:

Week 4: Adam Vinatieri

huh? I did though??

# ? Oct 2, 2018 04:40

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

ELO Musk posted:

huh? I did though??

oops, I think I missed it because of the name change! my bad

# ? Oct 2, 2018 04:44

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Week 5: Mason Crosby

# ? Oct 2, 2018 21:54

Scruffy the janitor: Dec 31, 2007; A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

Week 5: Harrison Butker

# ? Oct 3, 2018 02:58

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

let's throw some darts at the board and go with Aldrick Rosas

# ? Oct 3, 2018 04:50

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

I'm gonna take Mason Crosby, 36 yards for roulette

# ? Oct 3, 2018 15:54

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Week 5: BAL - Justin Tucker

# ? Oct 3, 2018 16:00

Nystral: Feb 6, 2002; Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Week 1: ATL - Matt Bryant
Week 2: ROULETTE - BUF - Steven Hauschka - 43 yards - MILLHOUSED!
Week 3: NE - Stephen Gostkowski
Week 4: BAL - Justin Tucker
Week 5: SEA - Sebastian Janikowski

# ? Oct 3, 2018 16:47

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Week 5: MIN - Dan Bailey

# ? Oct 3, 2018 16:51

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Roulette: SF - Robbie Gould - 33 yards

# ? Oct 3, 2018 18:27

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

I'm never going to get out of roulette hell

Week 5 ROULETTE Dan Bailey 32 yards

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:29

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Week 5 ROULETTE - Jake Elliot - 32 yards

# ? Oct 4, 2018 09:07

Coolwhoami: Sep 13, 2007

Week 5 roulette - Matt Bryant - 43 yards

# ? Oct 4, 2018 14:04

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

I don't think it'll happen again, but just in case: if you anticipate that your username is going to change while you are still playing Kicker Eliminator, please just toss that info into your pick for the week so I don't miss your entry or attribute it to the wrong person.

Here's some fun math for you: since Week 1, there have been 38 bets on kicker roulette, and so far only 2 have hit the jackpot. This comes out to an average success rate of 5.25%.....which is nearly double your odds to hit a single number on roulette in a real casino (2.63%). This info is totally useless, but will probably help decide on some rules for next year.

barnold fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Oct 4, 2018

# ? Oct 4, 2018 16:30

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

I think hitting the kick length itself is rare enough that a perfect day from that kicker shouldn't be required. Just my take

# ? Oct 4, 2018 17:33

Major Ryan: May 11, 2008; Completely blank

Week 5 Roulette - Stephen Gostkowski - 33 yards

# ? Oct 4, 2018 22:15

totally losing my mime: Aug 3, 2012; The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out; Fun Shoe

Roulette - MIN - Dan Bailey - 49 yards

# ? Oct 7, 2018 03:50

Finger Prince: Jan 5, 2007

Roulette: PIT - Chris Boswell - 47 yards

# ? Oct 7, 2018 03:58

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

ROUKETTE- HOU- KA'IMI FAIRBARN- 39 YARDS

# ? Oct 7, 2018 17:30

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Roulette: CAR - Graham Gano - 43 yards

# ? Oct 7, 2018 17:57

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
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Oops almost forgot.

Week 5: MIN - Dan Bailey

# ? Oct 7, 2018 18:18

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

NO - Will Lutz

# ? Oct 7, 2018 18:29

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 20:09

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

loving Mason Crosby

# ? Oct 7, 2018 19:21

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