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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

I hated your old avatar so much I paid for this one from a gay furry visual novel. gay rights and smoke weed every day

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SamsCola
Jun 5, 2009


Pillbug


https://imgur.com/a/54L6804

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.



Yes yes, but where can I get it??

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.




Slippery Tilde

Bad Munki posted:

Yes yes, but where can I get it??

Odditymall. It's right there on the gif.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


It would be great if cars did that IRL if you rear ended them.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





OwlFancier posted:

It would be great if cars did that IRL if you rear ended them.

Yeah I'm not so sure

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.



Beachcomber posted:

Odditymall. It's right there on the gif.

Oh, huh. My brain is absolutely trained not to notice that sort of stamp at this point. Might as well have been the tiktok logo.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Beachcomber posted:

Odditymall. It's right there on the gif.

$50

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


https://i.imgur.com/eOnwVCJ.mp4
Unfortunately we’re not in the schadenfreude or OSHA thread.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAaaAAAaaAAaAA
AAAAAAAaAAAAAaaAAA
AAAA
AaAAaaA
AAaaAAAAaaaAAAAAAA
AaaAaaAAAaaaaaAA



drat, 'cause there is no WAY that little hook is set to support a human weight JUMPING onto it.

Otteration
Jan 3, 2014




Grimey Drawer

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/eOnwVCJ.mp4
Unfortunately we’re not in the schadenfreude or OSHA thread.

When I was seven or eight I would spend hours roller skating back and forth across the basement on the bare concrete floor. Clamp-on skates. What a rush that was!

😳

Otteration
Jan 3, 2014




Grimey Drawer

Glagha posted:

drat, 'cause there is no WAY that little hook is set to support a human weight JUMPING onto it.

Looks like a .25 inch eye hook lag screw, maybe screwed into the bottom stair header, or at least a floor joist. Could work.

The hook does seem to be missing in later scenes though....

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/eOnwVCJ.mp4
Unfortunately we’re not in the schadenfreude or OSHA thread.

Quarantine is just what genius like this needed to blossom

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012




Cartoon Man posted:

Unfortunately we’re not in the schadenfreude or OSHA thread.

As soon as the gif started I double checked the tab to see what was supposed to happen.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


https://i.imgur.com/NFHHkSS.mp4

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001





https://i.imgur.com/jWxs7IF.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


https://i.imgur.com/77bFLza.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

I hated your old avatar so much I paid for this one from a gay furry visual novel. gay rights and smoke weed every day


Donald trying to see that cloaca gape gonzo poo poo.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007


Switchblade Switcharoo


I've got this on betamax

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


https://i.imgur.com/KDUKVdE.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/jc19HLU.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/1ZjJxkb.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/ZmNatLF.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/YuZhS3B.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/kWkm9nY.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/9TGXR8l.gifv

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like





You shitter I was sitting her hoo hoo hoooing waiting for something to spot up on the cards anod nothing did

you loving guy

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.




The most popular sport in the world... for some reason!
Edit: Actually I looked up the most popular sports in the world and I discovered the reason. British colonization!

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003





It's true, football fans love the diving and these gifs are all from this weekend's most popular match (because of the exquisite diving) and not some of the most widely mocked incidents of the last 15 or 20 years.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

I hated your old avatar so much I paid for this one from a gay furry visual novel. gay rights and smoke weed every day

DaveKap posted:

The most popular sport in the world... for some reason!
Edit: Actually I looked up the most popular sports in the world and I discovered the reason. British colonization!

Soccer is so corrupt it's more like a make believe game that kids play where the rules are very very loose, but this is done to ensure mafia gambling consortiums can hedge bets.

for example, the ball went in so hard to bounced around behind the line a few times, but the ref...well the ref got paid to call it different, even though it was VERY CLEARLY A GOAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5QlBHF6ib8

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


https://i.imgur.com/uUprC4e.gifv

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Why did the vending machine need to have powerful enough motors to destroy the cans?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

OwlFancier posted:

Why did the vending machine need to have powerful enough motors to destroy the cans?

Honestly it was about the novelty of that little elevator zipping around SUPER FAST in the window

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE






Illegal Hen

My theory is that "catches" the can and sets it down a lot more gently than letting it drop, which in turn increases the chance of a blow-up if it's a carbonated beverage.

Or it's just wacky & cool for you to gawk at it.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Android Apocalypse posted:

My theory is that "catches" the can and sets it down a lot more gently than letting it drop, which in turn increases the chance of a blow-up if it's a carbonated beverage.

Or it's just wacky & cool for you to gawk at it.

It actually moves it to a slot on the right side, so the one that fell is also a lost cause. I have one of these at work and they break down all the time.

toiletbrush
May 17, 2010


LifeSunDeath posted:

Soccer is so corrupt it's more like a make believe game that kids play where the rules are very very loose, but this is done to ensure mafia gambling consortiums can hedge bets.

for example, the ball went in so hard to bounced around behind the line a few times, but the ref...well the ref got paid to call it different, even though it was VERY CLEARLY A GOAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5QlBHF6ib8

lol wtf are you talking about

the goal was disallowed because the linesmen and ref didn't see the ball go over the line, and at the time they weren't allowed to use video replays to make sure their decisions were correct. Dumb, but not corruption.

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.


Yam Slacker

toiletbrush posted:

lol wtf are you talking about

the goal was disallowed because the linesmen and ref didn't see the ball go over the line, and at the time they weren't allowed to use video replays to make sure their decisions were correct. Dumb, but not corruption.

I think the idea is that someone who has the job of determining if things are goals or not shouldn't have mysteriously not seen it go in, and it always feel like they're intentionally skewing calls in one direction

black.lion
Apr 1, 2004




For if he like a madman lived,
At least he like a wise one died.



Glottis posted:

it always feel like they're intentionally skewing calls in one direction

OptaJoe posted:

Fewer than 100% of subjective calls by football officials are correct, which feels intentional to forums user Glottis. Empirical.

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bike tory
May 6, 2007



The only thing in England more popular than football is complaining about how England has been robbed of a win in the football.

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

Glottis posted:

and it always feel like they're intentionally skewing calls in one direction

Says every fan in every sport when refs make bad calls

Tricky Ed
Aug 18, 2010

It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.




Let's not pretend that FIFA isn't regularly competing with the IOC for "world's most corrupt organization." They are blindingly, shockingly corrupt.

That doesn't also mean that every call is suspect due to organizational interference. Referee calls are generally due to individual corruption, not organizational corruption!

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006




sports are dumb and stupdi

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


https://i.imgur.com/h6u8jTm.mp4

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007


Switchblade Switcharoo


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


https://i.imgur.com/MjMimrM.gifv

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


https://i.imgur.com/wg8PSMi.gifv

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