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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

I fear I know the answer but...

...is this a fetish thing...?

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Chimp Magnet
Dec 10, 2004

Man with hat.

credburn posted:

I fear I know the answer but...

...is this a fetish thing...?

It is now...

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

No I think she's just capitalising on regular horniness.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Good lord amighty, is it possible to be a male lesbian? I feel like a male lesbian when I see her do that.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Just trying to ensure there's always plenty of wood

mystes
May 31, 2006

madmatt112 posted:

Good lord amighty, is it possible to be a male lesbian? I feel like a male lesbian when I see her do that.
fellas is it gay for a guy to be attracted to a woman chopping wood

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Damnit when you put it like that, I look like a putz!

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING
So what if she's a lumberjack. That's ok!

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


credburn posted:

I fear I know the answer but...

...is this a fetish thing...?

Nah, Nicole just likes splitting wood. Sometimes she does it with a big sword. She's awesome.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

mystes posted:

fellas is it gay for a guy to be attracted to a woman chopping wood

Unfortunately Elon made CIS is a slur so we're all gay now

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

Nah, Nicole just likes splitting wood. Sometimes she does it with a big sword. She's awesome.

That second video made me think of Adora from the Netflix She-Ra, so I suppose that tracks.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

She has a youtube channel if you want.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Every now and then she does some extra neat stuff like restoring an old axe.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

credburn posted:

I fear I know the answer but...

...is this a fetish thing...?

you tell us

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



credburn posted:

I fear I know the answer but...

...is this a fetish thing...?

It's good clean fun
for boys and girls

OwlFancier posted:

She has a youtube channel if you want.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Quoting yourself is lame, but I feel it's warranted for the lumberjane.

mcbexx posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2b00TKD.mp4

ii) Sound on: Song is "Little Girl Gone" from Chinchilla

iii) https://www.instagram.com/nicole_coenen/ - wholesome & badass

mcbexx has a new favorite as of 02:10 on Mar 27, 2024

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Why does she need so much wood?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Annoying elves

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


I've been wondering what she does with all of it.

She posted a clip of a wood fired hot tub a while back.

If she was willing to deal with the type of customers she'd get, I bet she could sell the poo poo out of it to locals who have wood furnaces, stoves, or fireplaces.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

I've been wondering what she does with all of it.

She posted a clip of a wood fired hot tub a while back.

If she was willing to deal with the type of customers she'd get, I bet she could sell the poo poo out of it to locals who have wood furnaces, stoves, or fireplaces.

Lumber girl bath water

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Non Compos Mentis posted:

Why does she need so much wood?

She's Canadian. I think this is just what they do to pass the time up there. Like shooting guns or watching TV is in the USA.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I never shoot tvs

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

She’s Canadian too?? :canada:
Lord have mercy

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Inceltown posted:

She's Canadian. I think this is just what they do to pass the time up there. Like shooting guns or watching TV is in the USA.

Oh, shes using all of the tree after she gets the maple syrup out of it then

badjohny
Oct 6, 2005



HenryJLittlefinger posted:

I've been wondering what she does with all of it.

She posted a clip of a wood fired hot tub a while back.

If she was willing to deal with the type of customers she'd get, I bet she could sell the poo poo out of it to locals who have wood furnaces, stoves, or fireplaces.


She posted in one of her videos that she chops wood for some charity, they sell the wood.

https://www.outsideonline.com/culture/love-humor/daily-rally-podcast-nicole-coenen/

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/niwjaw5.mp4

badjohny posted:

She posted in one of her videos that she chops wood for some charity, they sell the wood.

https://www.outsideonline.com/culture/love-humor/daily-rally-podcast-nicole-coenen/
That's really cool, I had no idea what the background there was.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


badjohny posted:

She posted in one of her videos that she chops wood for some charity, they sell the wood.

https://www.outsideonline.com/culture/love-humor/daily-rally-podcast-nicole-coenen/

:blessed:

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

credburn posted:

I fear I know the answer but...

...is this a fetish thing...?

Ellipses are my fetish

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

https://i.imgur.com/9fHru1E.mp4

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

caspergers posted:

Ellipses are my fetish

mmmm.....yeah....

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


Kevin's awesome

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Velocity Raptor posted:

So what if she's a lumberjack. That's ok!

Most droll.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

SocksAndSandals
Jun 6, 2011


That might be the best gif I've ever seen

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/Nh8ar84.mp4

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


It's the northern boys!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zljDDcTnTG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLLQFLXz6VE

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/xkHfO2s.mp4



And then it goes off in the middle of a show, and you accidentally *BRRRRRT* the drummer

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/A5CYJh1.gifv

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





:capitalism:

e; but the train should be a bunch of cars with single occupants

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Man, Baltimore's infrastructure just can't catch a break.

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