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koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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That is from the First Season of Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, the BBC America version with Elijah Wood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d94YQMEMD8I

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koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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FactsAreUseless posted:

Fantastic show, by the way. The second season is even better.

Shame there's not going to be another season.

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koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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bike tory posted:

Anyone got the one like this but it's the rolling stones and all you can hear is Mick Jagger's shoes squeaking around and poo poo? It loving kills me

Dancing in the Street

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_li_d_YviZ4

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Lincoln posted:

Wasn’t there something like this, but it was one of the lightsaber fights from the prequels? Been trying to find that for a while.

I found a clip where all the lightsaber noises were replaced with squeaks (like dog toys, not shoes on the floor) but it was bad. But I definitely remember the video you're talking about.

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koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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haveblue posted:

                                                                                                                   


:perfect:

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Megillah Gorilla posted:

Top Secret gif fight!



koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Kinda looks like those women are doing QA and he's pulling them off the line.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Mauser posted:

Good visual representation of how a rectum works i don't know anything about muscles

Even better, you've got a sphincter muscle in your eye too.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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LifeSunDeath posted:

holy poo poo Beat Takeshi was in a movie with her....how the mighty have fallen.

Good news, that's Joe Nakashima not Takeshi, especially since that's a Sandler film.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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I’m fairly certain I’ve seen a video or gif in the OSHA thread of someone using the system and it’s definitely a line they quickly but safely descend on. It may even be a continuation of that gif.

Edit: here’s the video

https://youtu.be/mhtHTb1diwI

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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I was confused for a second because I just assumed they had filled in the upper row of boxes as well.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Elfface posted:

It's Noel Fielding and Richard Ayoade, so I assume it's for a show of some sort. Or is it gonna turn out it's from their secret sex tape few people have seen?

I believe it's from Gadget Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfysKLnvr_s

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Esran posted:

In the same vein https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbmP2c6TGKc

Given the comment he posted on it, I'm pretty sure he's not trying to be lovely about mental health.

He's just trying to learn what it means to be human

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTl8ZYImjBQ

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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This is the coolest thing I've seen all week! :perfect:

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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MrYenko posted:

That is the first one of those I’ve seen that didn’t go horribly wrong.

I think the only thing stopping it from going wrong is that those electric one wheels don't have the RPMs of a scooter or motorbike.

Their efforts to stop it almost went wrong though.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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I want to believe that's just Griffin McElroy doing a bit.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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organburner posted:

wait, are there people who like mouse acceleration?

There was probably a point in time when it was actually needed, not quite sure why it's still included as an option and normally enabled by default. I seem to recall there was a rash of games where it was enabled by default and it had to be disabled in the .ini because there was no toggle for it in the options.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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freeedr posted:



Didn’t optimize very well

I can't look for it right now but this exact clip was posted in the Schadenfreude thread within the past week.

edit: I lied I did have time to look for it.

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koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Megillah Gorilla posted:

Spend $2 on ebay, never carry change again.



But you do have to carry the weird Robot Dong around all the time.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Unperson_47 posted:

What is this?

This is reminding me of those metal hooks people were carrying around everywhere in their pockets and I had no idea what they were for because I didn't know the keywords to search until someone on this forum happened to link to a store page that sold them online.

You can use it instead of a coin to unlock a shopping cart which is common in Europe and also a staple at Aldi's here in the US. It's so they don't have to pay people to return carts to the corral and normally you'd get your quarter or whatever back when you do.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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zoux posted:

I've never had to pay a "cart deposit" in my life wtf kind of grocery stores are yall frequenting

As someone who returns his cart to the corral thus not a monster, grocery stores where the parking lots aren't littered with unreturned shopping carts.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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LifeSunDeath posted:

good job putting someone out of work for the pleasure of feeling superior to them.

I feel superior to the selfish beasts who don't return the carts, the teenagers who push them back to the store are just collateral damage.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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https://s.mltshp.com/r/1J52S.webm

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BitesizedLikableErne.mp4

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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VROOM VROOM posted:

I didn't hear it the first time either, but it goes Pornhub sound, kid notices, dad switches tabs and plays Redbone.

He's filming and he looks disappointed, seems to me he played it on purpose to see if his son recognized it. It also switched to Redbone pretty quick, quicker than you'd think he could switch to something else.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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That is a good boy!

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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mysterious frankie posted:

I now involuntarily make the same corny joke about there being one heckuva skunk out and about whenever I smell weed in the wild. I'm slowly turning into a dadlike being and it's... acceptable.

I'm in the same place even without children... I've begun to embrace the transformation rather than fight it.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Judging by the assortment of plastic bottles behind him he had a busy day planned.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Part 2 in my series of Absolute Ocean Units.

https://i.imgur.com/YqSXbiz.mp4

I can understand that they're massive but I keep parsing it as a normal sized fish really close to the camera.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Why do they both touch the table after the point?

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Cru Jones posted:

I can 100% hear Justin Flom's voice in the background of that video. He used to be a magician but is super cringe and no one liked him so he started making those super dumb clickbait videos on facebook where it's mostly just showing his wife's cleavage or rear end in tight pants under the guise of a "prank" or "one weird trick".

It's super dumb and last I heard him and his wife we're cheating on each other, so maybe move this to the schad thread.

It was brought up in the Cursed thread, I believe you're correct.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Darth TNT posted:

But...why?

For the exact reason it’s been posted multiple times in multiple threads, they get views, clicks, and engagement. It’s the same people that were making horrible cooking videos.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Zil posted:

I like how even with the impressiveness of those shocks, the driver is still getting bounced around a little.

I'm also impressed by whoever filmed that.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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null_pointer posted:

Can someone find me the asian dudes doing the "door as an anus", "fart", "poop" gag? Apparently it's a take on a popular meme by some other content creator and I cant find it.

It was posted a few pages ago

https://i.imgur.com/5EMZ8AR.mp4

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Kheldarn posted:

Jeffery should replace the stupid video on the REGISTER AN ACCOUNT page with this. :colbert:

It's even better if you start three with a pause between each

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/309581028601626624/1003614704511500369/2quack.webm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/309581028601626624/1003614704511500369/2quack.webm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/309581028601626624/1003614704511500369/2quack.webm

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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https://i.imgur.com/fQivxTm.mp4

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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https://twitter.com/Makesmysoulhapy/status/1574028985272795136?s=20&t=ztmQIAyC4h5IdV0_cbDDnA

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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credburn posted:

I don't get it. Isn't that its tail?

I either saw something similar in another thread or on twitter yesterday that said Pallas cats sit on their tail to protect their feet from the cold ground/snow.

koshmar has a new favorite as of 13:29 on Oct 20, 2022

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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Maldraedior posted:

It's not a hack if it says right on the box that's what it's for!

I think you may be missing the forest for the bathtub suction cup dildo

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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https://twitter.com/naruruchan/status/1600305908307079168?s=20&t=iGruylOttcC8aEYVbGB0Hw

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koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

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bike tory posted:

Yeah that's what I thought

So:
Nihon = Japan
-jin = suffix to mean "person"
Nihon-jin = Japanese

Japanese is confusing in that it modifies its counting words based on the properties of what is being counted. So:
ni = 2
-hon = specific suffix for counting things that are long and thing, e.g. legs (or bottles and other things like that)
Nihon = 2 long skinny things

The joke is that Nihonjin means Japanese but, implying legs are being counted, nihonjin could also mean two legged person.

Yeah there's no way anyone would fully get this without knowing some Japanese.

I don't know a lick of Japanese but I did learn some Chinese so maybe that helped but I did understand it.

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