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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Raptor1033 posted:

I don't know much about ocean life's biological structures and tissues but I would be 100% unsurprised to learn that squid et al have some physiological way of speeding up equilibration. Unlike us 1 atm surface dwellers "oh no my blood doesn't work cause I climbed a mountain and dropped half an atmosphere of pressure!"

Whales and other deep diving cetaceans just deal with it through a protective layer of blubber that slows the rate of dissipation to a manageable level. I think in most cases animals who aren't traversing the depths with any regularity aren't likely to have adaptive traits therein.

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Spotted a regular Gene Kelly in the wild.





I can't stop laughing at this.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Beachcomber posted:


https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbna22625989
"19 bald eagles gorge, sink, then die in Alaska"

If that's not an even more pure representation of America, I don't know what is :911:

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Flyinglemur posted:

That's why I never replace my skidmarked underwear

If my sphincter could etch a cool BMX tread into them I'd be right there with ya buddy.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Aramoro posted:

Very close, he got given a medal by the police.

made of lead no doubt

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Where we're going we don't need knees.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Born on a Mountain,
Raised in a Cave,



Just passing through.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Junkie Disease posted:

Watch my video then 99% sure it's gotta be him

We don't ALL look the same, sheesh!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Captain Hook: The Early Years

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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freeedr posted:

The thing where you pick up the watery sand and let it drip and the drops solidify into cool little towers instantly. You know what I mean.

No?


You know, you just drip the wet sand.


No, like you pull up sand from under the shallow water and let it—



You just—



Never mind

jesus is he having a stroke?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Ok calm down I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation for this...

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Megillah Gorilla posted:

Look how thick the chair is. She was definitely inside it.

Yeah you can see a slight bulge in the back of the chair before they put the cloth over it.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Kheldarn posted:

I had no idea blue cheese had mold in it.

That lady like the Cheese Police:

Thin Blue Rind

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Ya know I think I'm ok with all of these except WTF Nightmare Long Legged Spider-looking hellspawn.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Tenebrais posted:

Don't worry arachnophobes, that whip spider isn't actually a spider (it lacks spinnerets) or a scorpion (no tail). It's its own whole kind of arachnid!

To make up for its lack of spinnerets or wicked scorpion tail, the whip spider instead employ's the age old defense of just looking loving scary as all hell.

:69snypa:

DandyLion has a new favorite as of 19:46 on Nov 17, 2021

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Spiders and Vinegaroons all the way down!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc0w1LmWxrw

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Ragequit posted:

And you can't hear the attack coming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WigEGNnuTE

Owls are fuckin' rad

Owls are stupid quiet for sure

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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A One, A two, A Thrreeeee



Threee licks!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:

That strat has worked out for the last 245 million years, why change it?

You don't have to be extremely dangerous 100% of the time to be protected by an air of extreme danger 100% of the time. That's the simple beauty of it.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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bike tory posted:

how does the child know the pornhub jingle?

no its funny because the kid is wondering how his dad knows the pornhub jingle

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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OwlFancier posted:

That's why you should carry a lance with you if you're going to go horse riding.

Wouldn't trust a lance to do much other than anger a moose.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Tenebrais posted:

Water is also more dense than oil. Coke is basically water with sugar syrup in it.

No I think he's saying he's frightened of being trapped under the coke and oil

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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sirbeefalot posted:

why do they simply not turn it off?

that monitor hasn't been laid in years

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Cartoon Man posted:

competition skiing

Ah haven't heard my old nickname in a while

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Ok yeah that's impressive,... but turn camera stabilization off next time

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/rcUWeos.mp4

What is this and where do I sign up for it?

ha, I too learned the 'cross your legs' trick in middle school or thereabouts

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Kamrat posted:

It's crazy that this weapon is classified as a tool in most of the U.S. and is therefore not as restricted as normal firearms.

It's one of the most horrible handheld weapons if not the most.

Yeah but you never had so much fun weeding your yard before I promise you that

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Megillah Gorilla posted:

Works well if you live somewhere damp enough that you're not risking a bushfire every time you do it.


Also good for getting exercise out in the yard to help keep the diabetus under control.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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D34THROW posted:

Oh, man, I can't loving unsee...in the cross shot, his face is angled about 20°-30° more than in the long shot :go


EDIT: This is why my wife hates watching poo poo with me sometimes. I can't help but notice when guns have bottomless magazines and I catch dumb continuity errors all the loving time.

loving Nihilist

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Brawnfire posted:

Vet said "yep, this cat's got hot fart guts"

Lol no way literally just got this diagnosis about 30 min ago

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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LifeSunDeath posted:

cat fart jinn has been released. catnip will not work to trick him back into the cat.

If you thought getting the cat back into the bag was hard....

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Regarde Aduck posted:

i dunno because the video is gone but if it's the one i think it is (4 cats lying next to each other) then yeah its edited

ok maybe but cats with hot fart guts is a real condition

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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The out-of-bounds miss at the end is in fact the real edit.


There are some who say to this day that volley is still ongoing...

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Forgall posted:

Why do you think he's screaming.

Archival Audio; US Army Bootcamp - May 2022 (colorized)

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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credburn posted:

...now I'm wondering, at 38 loving years old, am I the only man who's never poo poo his loving pants? I distinctly remember the last time I did it: I was four, I was in the backyard and I slid down the slide weird and poo poo myself. That's the last time. Is it really so common that men poo poo themselves?!

Well friendo I think Occam's Razor suggest you're a pantcrapper-shitnesiac

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Inceltown posted:

This is what you get for being friends with people who wear pants. I haven't poo poo my pants once since I stopped wearing them. It's very liberating.

Yeah but now you poo poo other peoples pants (if they're standing too close), so I guess its a land of stark brown contrasts.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Inceltown posted:

They chose to wear pants. This is on them.

Literally.

I imagine this was one of the main reservations of pants when they were first introduced.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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hawowanlawow posted:

the last time I did it I was eating cut up hot dogs in my fisher price chair watching the flintstones

I think about it when I see the flintstones to this day

I didn't even like the fuckin flintstones, that's just what was on

Man so thats like the adult diaper wearing fetish right?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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SuddenCactus posted:

Could a small human ride a wolf as a steed?

A very tiny human could ride a wolf which in turn could be on the back of a very large bear

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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credburn posted:

What's the gimmick, though? That there are wormholes into Skyrim?

Pretty good thread-title

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