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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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I hope that robot is named G.U.M.P. or something along those lines. The Gen 3 Unaided Mechanical Ping-pong machine.

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Nah, you're not missing them. That's the ratio of joke to shitpost around here.

Elfface
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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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What sort of cat is the hairy one? It also looks kind of weird in a way I can't explain. Something about the face?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Ehh, cats being cats there's decent odds it's reacting because the vinyl sticker is shiny and yet isn't a liquid.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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A society

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Spaceballs 2 lookin' good.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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That requires several stars to align, not just the nearest one to do a glowy fart.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Wow, everyone has a dashcam these days...

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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muscles like this! posted:

Reminder that according to the FAA (the government organization that regulates flying stuff, which includes drones) you cannot put a flamethrower on a drone.

No, watch the video again. Clearly you can.

If it was a wasp nest, good for them. If it was a bee hive, turn the drone on it's pilot.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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I am an Apex Predator
If you see me running
Try to keep up

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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How appropriate, they make the first toy the Lego company made.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Ugh, an infinite scroller would probably be the thing that gets me to quit the forums.

But other than that fringe benefit, it's terrible.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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The real cony island.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Where the hell is this?

The Borrowers undeterred by caltrops.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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I too fap with a carefully levelled surface and turning a crank.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Kheldarn posted:

How different food places serve you
https://i.imgur.com/qd35DFN.mp4

Shouldn't there be a separate 'Chikfila if you're gay' where he pisses in it?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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I pronounce SQL 'squirrel'

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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They're just whale freckles.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Cartoon Man posted:

So this happened today in Spain:

https://i.imgur.com/IL5GzNV.mp4

They're just social distancing sticks. If you're in range, you're too close.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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While this takes place while Shaggy is under hypnosis, I prefer the alternative explanation: He's scared of ghosts. Vampires. The supernatural. Not humans.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Does that sword have a train track on it?

Is it so you stab them, then drive a small but powerful train into them?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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It's entirely possible that the trader who sold the Emperor those new clothes was entirely legit. Only smart people could see the clothes, but neither the emperor nor his court were smart enough to ask "So dumb peasants will be able to see the Emperor's dick?"

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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'Killer Whale' is actually a case of poor translation of old-fashioned names. The more accurate would be 'Whale killer'.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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It's Noel Fielding and Richard Ayoade, so I assume it's for a show of some sort. Or is it gonna turn out it's from their secret sex tape few people have seen?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Half expecting Star Platinum to start punching stuff during that.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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LifeSunDeath posted:

it just keeps loving going on and on, gently caress.

Down from the road where it began?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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The Bloop posted:

A bong is basically a type of vase



Oh poo poo this isn't the hot takes tokes thread

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Chris Pratt training for his latest role.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Junkie Disease posted:

They should shake it even more, more shakes mean more real.

I like that the bird apparently explodes into sand or something, given how cleanly it all pours off the car before it explodes.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Finally, I can beat Canary Mary

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Only the best get to join the Men in Black.

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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How are, of all things, DVDs not something a distributor can just make on demand? There's printers that can print right onto a blank DVD, combined with commercial image burner and packaging printer... seems less complicated than print-on-demand books.

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