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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Do kids even know what static is nowadays?

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Didn't even inhale.

SMDH

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
How things work twitter:

https://twitter.com/ThingsWork/status/1038147641945800704

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar



Not gonna lie, I've done that to get my car clean in big storms during summer when it's still hot as balls.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Tickling the prostate.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I'm happy to leave spiders and poo poo alone. The trouble is with the aggressively territorial ones like the funnel web which will loving chase you.

Also, it can hold its breath forever and likes to fall into swimming pools and take out its frustrations by biting peoples' feet.




EDIT: Top of the page spider. gently caress all, y'all.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

This broke my brain when I first watched it.

I wasn't paying full attention and was sure it was CG or a camera trick, then he did it for real the second time.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Otteration posted:

Catos?

Cathos?

Chatos?

The lady laughing so hard she snorts multiple times really helps make it, too.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Kennel posted:

I trimmed it but still can't comprehend it.
https://i.imgur.com/27gGgN9.mp4

He's hanging onto the pants of the guy in front.

As he stands up, he lifts the guy behind him who stabilises himself by placing his foot on the side of the pole.

I had to watch it a LOT to work it out. Just incredibly smooth move.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

What about instead of a complex system of semi-autonomous robots that likely need service on a regular schedule, how about a long conveyor belt with metal arms that whip out and go FAPPO and smack the packages into shipping chutes and costs next to nothing and needs service once a year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AboxUKxRYJw

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Samuringa posted:

I feel like the main thing about these videos should be a way to make Autoplay = False so you can browse at leisure.

Then you go to a thread which has a mix of images and videos and you have no idea which is which and you gotta rub your cursor over everything like a goddamn caveman.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Why would a change in angle do away with the need for wipers?

Almost all boats have wipers, and many have Clear-View screens for an uninterrupted clean view.

Those are the windows which get rid of rain by just spinning in a circle really, really fast?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
What is that from?

I almost recognise it, but my brain isn't cooperating.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Leaf train pulling out of station, with sound

https://i.imgur.com/YWzT7Yc.mp4

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
A goon has that as his avatar and I have to watch it all the way through every drat time I see one of his posts.

Thankfully, his version doesn't take 5 and a half minutes.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Disabled the right click menu options on a lot of gifs. No more "copy video location".


Someone wrote a script which still lets you right click, but that's probably not all that helpful for someone using their phone.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
https://i.imgur.com/HtcSVhF.mp4

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Playing a mean pinball.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
https://i.imgur.com/asv05PA.mp4

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

https://i.imgur.com/y55GPOp.mp4

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
You can merge them with an electrical heater though.

There are some really cool examples out there.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVhixJkXExU

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Thankfully, everyone who isn't a beep boop goon can recognise that context is important and discern the difference between right wingers doing it at a rally* and someone just flashing a quick 'okay' at their friends when asked if they're ready, or what have you.





* or a congressional staffer in the background of a C-SPAN shot, or a line of cops.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Slippery posted:

I don't consider myself significantly beep boop about stuff but I found myself agreeing with whoever it was that pointed out the okay sign. I don't think it's innocent most times because it's not something you do on accident.

But whatever I'd love to be proven wrong and that one was just an innocent use of the sign.

Sorry, I wasn't actually aiming that at you.

I was trying to cut off the thousand posts by deliberately obtuse goons pretending that context doesn't exist.

(but sure enough, they still came)

Like with the racist kid who stared down a Native American veteran recently. Every "just asking questions" goon came scuttling out of the woodwork to point out that standing there with a grin on your face isn't listed in Merriam Webster as one of the definitions of racism, while totally ignoring the hundred or so other racists screaming insults and acting in a threatening manner.


But, this isn't a McDonalds drive-through.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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CloFan posted:

Holy gently caress, I want one so bad. Only $79,000...

$79k and how many times can you do the belly flop before all the seals break and you drown?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Aww, that's so cute. Let's go hunting tiny crabs in the sand

https://i.imgur.com/ipyMDI4.mp4

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Regy Rusty posted:

The tests in the gif are insufficiently rigorous so it's impossible to reach an accurate conclusion about that particular button's function.

I like this one, myself:

https://i.imgur.com/umoHRSY.mp4

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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Karate Bastard posted:

If I were better at phones, imgurs or instas I would have embedded these but well poo poo I ain't. Anyways I'm considering getting this girl to take all their drat head off

https://m.imgur.com/r/interestingy/FfvZjk0

https://www.instagram.com/p/BubQbSvHUvM/

https://www.instagram.com/thesamurider/

E: hey look at that! Ok girl insta can stay

Jesus loving Christ Instagram, ever hear of volume controls.



Post is good, Instagram sucks.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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ante posted:

Definitely botox. Weird how often you see it on young people once you're looking out for it

Rich and famous people get botox and look all hosed up and puffy.

Young people wish to look like famous people therefore want to look all hosed up and puffy.

Rich people look at young people, think, "Wow, my hosed up and puffy face looks young."

The circle of hosed up and puffy life continues.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
It looks worker ants made a bridge out of their bodies to the hive and now soldier ants are getting ready to gently caress up whatever's inside and steal their delicious babies.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Karate Bastard posted:

And if someone would care to unfuck this for me

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/dBnW9wz

(click for sound)

https://i.imgur.com/pbrfWsu.mp4

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Seppo balls.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Any real reason neckbeard grabs her rear end on the way down?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

DaveKap posted:

The fact it's a right hand controlling a left hand makes me think that's gotta be an utter mind-gently caress to use.

Not if you think of it like looking at your right hand in a mirror.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I'd say to tape two women together, but that sort of thing is generally frowned on these days.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Cartoon Man posted:

Commute today on the DC metro was interesting.

https://i.imgur.com/rUJ1aKX.gifv

So how much water is there on the rest of the roof of the tunnel?

Picturing a massive pool of water just overhead in the dead space above the tunnel façade.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I literally just went and did this with an extension cord and still don't understand what happened.

https://i.imgur.com/6i5MgwO.mp4

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NdQPpiFDlA&t=73s

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Is it the car driving on the wrong side of the street?

:confused:


\/\/\/ Okay, now I see it.

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 19:59 on Aug 7, 2019

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



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https://i.imgur.com/wo2eH14.mp4

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