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Every step you take it's like your foot is getting impaled by a spike, but do you stop take off your shoe and get rid of the rock, or do you suffer through the day. Or perhaps you wait until you get back to your office desk to remove your shoe and stink out the office because your feet stink.
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Sep 5, 2018 19:11
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I don't even HAVE feet, you idiot, you complete fool
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Sep 5, 2018 19:13
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hm. i guess i'll just shoot myself
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Sep 5, 2018 19:14
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I deftly stand on one foot while removing the shoe containing the offending rock, shake it out, and put the shoe back on. This takes no more than 7 seconds. I smile to myself and do a mental fistpump.
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Sep 5, 2018 19:18
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I soldier on until I come across a bench.
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Sep 5, 2018 19:36
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Just keep walking, it will get better.
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Sep 5, 2018 19:38
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Stop wearing my shoes, Dwayne.
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Sep 5, 2018 19:39
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I will be like flowing river, my foot shall go around the rock and soon a perfect balance will occur, a foot-rock equilibrium.
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Sep 5, 2018 19:40
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Of course it's there. I put it there to keep the inside dry. Now I am walking on it, also on purpose. Stop watching me limp.
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Sep 5, 2018 19:42
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*shoves stick in shoe, breaks stick*  guess I’ll just sit down here until this works itself out. 
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Sep 5, 2018 19:42
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The rock tore up my plantar fascia and I've never felt better
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Sep 5, 2018 19:43
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*shoves a wad of paper in the shoe, to mop up the blood from that scissor wound and best the dastardly rock*
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Sep 5, 2018 19:44
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Ordered some extra smooth pebbles from Spain. It wasn't cheap but goddamn the foot feel is amazing. Never going back to jagged domestic rocks, lemme tell you
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Sep 5, 2018 19:56
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There is actually a rock in your sock. Sandals will never be capable of carrying a rock on their own.
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Sep 5, 2018 19:58
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A pebble in your sock = its a wasp take it off ASAP to check This happened to me once in the middle of winter.
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Sep 5, 2018 20:02
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I always walk around barefoot so this doesn't happen #BarefootIsLegal
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Sep 5, 2018 20:08
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Turns out it was a lint / string ball inside the sock. The entire shoe removal process was for naught.
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Sep 5, 2018 20:11
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Having a rock in your car's tire treads is kind of like your car having a rock in its shoe.
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Sep 5, 2018 20:20
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Whatever you do, don’t listen to the fox when you tell him you have rocks in your socks. It’ll only go downhill from there.
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Sep 5, 2018 20:23
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i've heard of getting my rocks off, but this is.... much more mundane
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Sep 5, 2018 20:24
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I walk with a stiff gait and swear at the top of my lungs with every step of the afflicted foot. People avert their gaze. A mother with child in tow crosses to the other side of the street so as not to pass too close to me. Rain begins to fall. A deep melancholy settles o'er the town
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Sep 5, 2018 21:23
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I know I felt one in there, but no matter what I do I can't find it.
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Sep 5, 2018 21:53
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*eats the rock *amputate the foot then eats the foot *dies
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Sep 5, 2018 22:04
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I take the rock out of my shoe. Feel free to use this lifehack.
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Sep 5, 2018 23:49
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I keep walking and intentionally put rocks in my shoes for the next couple of days so that my feet can develop a resistance against rocks in shoes.
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Sep 6, 2018 00:20
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You are weak and you will die come winter.
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Sep 6, 2018 02:10
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I wrote a screenplay with this very concept. It's a kind of sci fi thriller in the vein of Pitch Black where a ship has crash landed on an abandoned colony with loose rocks everywhere that have a propensity of getting into space boots. The crew finds out to their horror that this abandoned colony was attacked by swarms of creatures that are attracted to bare feet and their only hope of hobbling off this planet rests in the hands of a diabetic double amputee badass criminal. It's probably the greatest screenplay I've ever read and I should know cause I wrote it.
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Sep 6, 2018 02:48
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No rock in my shoes because I dont wear shoes. Shoes are like, feet prisons man. Set your feet free. <--Has giant gross disgusting hobbit feet.
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Sep 6, 2018 03:09
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Hammerite posted:I walk with a stiff gait and swear at the top of my lungs with every step of the afflicted foot. People avert their gaze. A mother with child in tow crosses to the other side of the street so as not to pass too close to me. Rain begins to fall. A deep melancholy settles o'er the town James Gandolfini used to put a rock in his shoe to stay sufficiently pissed off when playing Tony Soprano
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Sep 6, 2018 04:29
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man my balls sure itch Hoooooooooo-E!
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Sep 6, 2018 04:58
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loving rock. loving die. Rocks suck poo poo. gently caress you, rock.
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Sep 6, 2018 10:55
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i immediately sit down somewhere and pull my shoe off to empty it then pull off my socks and start clipping my toenails to flick at passersby
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Sep 6, 2018 11:01
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I actually enjoy the rock, it's like a relaxing foot massage.
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Sep 6, 2018 11:05
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Good evening m'lady, is there a rock in your shoe or are you just agonized to see me?
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Sep 6, 2018 11:53
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*removes shoe and dumps rock out* Gee that sure was a minor inconvenience, I should post a thread about it in GBS!
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Sep 6, 2018 13:46
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woke up this morning felt around, felt around for my shoes woke up this morning felt around for my shoes i ain't going nowhere cause there's a rock in my shoe but it's alright it's alright it's alright it's alright it's alright it's alright it's alright it's alright it's alright it's alright cause i took the rock out of my shoe
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Sep 6, 2018 14:19
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But what about the dreaded sticker in your sock?
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Sep 6, 2018 14:27
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Eat the rock
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Sep 6, 2018 15:12
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I finished pushing it out one of the holes in my Crocs with my big toe. Thank the lord, God.
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Sep 6, 2018 17:39
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Silently cursing whatever city planner decided there would be no benches between where I am and where I'm going.
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