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Nutsngum posted:Ah pretty sure "screwing people out of money" is like the first and also last lesson at law school which would make these people, in fact, fantastic lawyers. I think you forgot to say "I work in a big law firm cleaning toilets". poo poo lawyers scam rubes and grandmas out of their social security money good lawyers scam conglomerates and countries out of their people's social security money
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Sep 7, 2018 17:53
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Somebody please make a Something Lawful zinger. Also change the stupid newbie to that Hitler.
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Sep 7, 2018 17:55
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Verisimilidude posted:poo poo lawyers scam rubes and grandmas out of their social security money Are you saying that SomethingAwful is only worth grandma's retirement fund kind of money?
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Sep 7, 2018 17:56
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Nutsngum posted:Are you saying that SomethingAwful is only worth grandma's retirement fund kind of money? yes
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Sep 7, 2018 17:56
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If thats not a banme I dont know what is. Richard!???
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Sep 7, 2018 17:58
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Sep 7, 2018 17:59
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Sep 7, 2018 18:00
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My God it's uncanny!
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Sep 7, 2018 18:01
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lmao nice
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Sep 7, 2018 18:02
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I'm no lawman but even if you were hosting it wouldn't they have to send a cease and desist first?
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Verisimilidude posted:I work in a big law firm and deal with a lot of candidate lawyers and resumes. Checking the attorneys at higbees, they're all from bottom-rate law schools, and most are from the same school which just confirms to me that they're poo poo lawyers getting in on the scam together. They even have a Cooley grad lmao
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Sep 7, 2018 18:05
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Pay me if you wish to gaze again upon the face of Hitler.
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Sep 7, 2018 18:05
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lol
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Sep 7, 2018 18:06
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Can I hire them to sue anyone that jacks off to my dick pics?
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Sep 7, 2018 18:06
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Sep 7, 2018 18:08
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Nasty Old Randy posted:Can I hire them to sue anyone that jacks off to my dick pics? Sure, but cash up front. No checks, no cards.
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Sep 7, 2018 18:09
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Nasty Old Randy posted:Can I hire them to sue anyone that jacks off to my dick pics? You can always sue your dad directly in small claims court.
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Sep 7, 2018 18:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46bplVwXI5Y He expunges criminal records and gives employment advice.
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Sep 7, 2018 18:13
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I can't believe that long time friend of the forums, Adolf Hitler, would betray Something Awful in such a manner. Shocking.
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Sep 7, 2018 18:14
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I know this peice of poo poo haha he used to be a customer of mine. I did not know this was the bullshit he was up to. Tbh i might give him a call and tell him what a pathetic peice of ahit he is i did not know he was this much of a low class bitch hahahahaha. Lol you should hear this guy talk, im in the art industry hes always trying to wedge his needle dick in, haha this is surreal. Well i can tell you this a lot of people are going to chuckle over this who have an entierly different impression of him lol. What a bitch.
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Sep 7, 2018 18:16
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DoctorStrangelove posted:I can't believe that long time friend of the forums, Adolf Hitler, would betray Something Awful in such a manner. Shocking. Next thing you know goatman or the surviving member of lemon party are going to sue us.
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Sep 7, 2018 18:18
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DogonCrook posted:I know this peice of poo poo haha he used to be a customer of mine. I did not know this was the bullshit he was up to. Tbh i might give him a call and tell him what a pathetic peice of ahit he is i did not know he was this much of a low class bitch hahahahaha. Lol you should hear this guy talk, im in the art industry hes always trying to wedge his needle dick in, haha this is surreal. Well i can tell you this a lot of people are going to chuckle over this who have an entierly different impression of him lol. What a bitch. He fancies himself a photographer. That's probably why he takes stealing of hitler photos so seriously. 
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Sep 7, 2018 18:19
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Zil posted:the surviving member of lemon party There's only one left? 
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Sep 7, 2018 18:20
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Thanks to this thread I now know what a sybian is.
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Sep 7, 2018 18:20
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Lowtax posted:Leonard J. Crabs II: Revengeance yup, that's definitely a high quality picture from a great photographer thats worth 7,500 - 25,000 dollars a year to license u dun fuckked up ASSociates
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Sep 7, 2018 18:21
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alnilam posted:There's only one left? I must confess I don't know, just an assumption on my part.
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Sep 7, 2018 18:22
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It's hard out there, for a photographer of hitlers
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Sep 7, 2018 18:23
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alnilam posted:It's hard out there, for a photographer of hitlers Gotta threaten legal action if you wanna pay the rent
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Sep 7, 2018 18:27
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Sep 7, 2018 18:29
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holy gently caress 
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Sep 7, 2018 18:32
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FrankeeFrankFrank posted:
 A second email has struck Lowtax's inbox.
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Sep 7, 2018 18:32
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4350544/Nazi-dad-changes-Hitler.html So, need some fact checking here. Is our Hitler dude for real? quote:Campbell named his son Adolf Hitler and daughter Eva Braun before they were taken away by social services. He says he is sick of people treating him like garbage
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Sep 7, 2018 18:34
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The hell, it's not even the REAL Hitler. What a scam.
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Sep 7, 2018 18:36
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Near-literal garbage person complains that people, in fact, do not like the smell of hot sticky garbage. News at 11:00.
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Sep 7, 2018 18:36
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So these guys knowingly work for a real deal Nazi? I know it's been said before but lawyers are scum of the earth. E: No wait. They don't work for a Nazi. They work for a guy that takes glamour shots of Nazis. Still scum of the earth, tho.
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Sep 7, 2018 18:38
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I googled "christopher sadowski" and clicked on the link. It sent me to a website with pictures showing some dude LARPing Hitler. I have suffered serious emotional trauma as a result and can't get erect anymore. I feel like vomiting constantly and am beginning to feel chronic depression. Does anyone want to join me in a class action lawsuit?
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Sep 7, 2018 18:39
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Hell Stink posted:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4350544/Nazi-dad-changes-Hitler.html That quote reminds me of the people in TV shows who are like prime suspects for a murder who are like "you want me to say I killed her? FINE I KILLED HER AND I LOVED IT" but they have evidence that exonerates them that they never showed anyone because "they all think I did it anyway!" or something.
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Neutrino posted:I googled "christopher sadowski" and clicked on the link. It sent me to a website with pictures showing some dude LARPing Hitler. I have suffered serious emotional trauma as a result and can't get erect anymore. I feel like vomiting constantly and am beginning to feel chronic depression. Does anyone want to join me in a class action lawsuit? Those are the intended effects of the photographs and are considered benefits. As you have viewed them without permission, you actually owe Christopher Sadowski $6,900. Please remit this amount payable to alnilam trust LLC
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