Heres the league table, gently caress international breaks etc etc.
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# ? Sep 10, 2018 11:42 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 17:37 |
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That's a lovely table TBQH.
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# ? Sep 10, 2018 12:32 |
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end the season now etc etc gently caress international breaks
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# ? Sep 10, 2018 12:46 |
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Flip the table, end the season now.
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# ? Sep 10, 2018 13:43 |
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To continue the London Stadium chat from the August thread, I think the LLDC and West Ham are driving the losses to a point so unsustainable that they can justify selling the ground to West Ham at a knock-down price just to get it off the government's books. There's no other way out of the lease they signed with the club, it's clearly how the Dildo Brothers expect this to play out.
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# ? Sep 10, 2018 13:48 |
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quote:An opportunity has arisen for the appointment of a Recruitment Analyst within the scouting and recruitment department of Manchester United Football Club. Whilst contributing to an existing performance analysis service this position will specifically involve the acquisition, processing and feedback of relevant player performance data. ****polishes resume****
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# ? Sep 10, 2018 14:16 |
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peanut- posted:To continue the London Stadium chat from the August thread, I think the LLDC and West Ham are driving the losses to a point so unsustainable that they can justify selling the ground to West Ham at a knock-down price just to get it off the government's books. Working exactly as intended then
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# ? Sep 10, 2018 14:19 |
bewbies posted:****polishes resume**** Time to boot up Football Manager '05 and scout the up and comings list.
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# ? Sep 10, 2018 15:13 |
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Why would a Recruiting Analyst need to know Photoshop?
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# ? Sep 10, 2018 16:18 |
sticksy posted:Why would a Recruiting Analyst need to know Photoshop? Changing the age field.
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# ? Sep 10, 2018 16:24 |
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sticksy posted:Why would a Recruiting Analyst need to know Photoshop? well its maybe for kids based on this so something to do with that? quote:Due to this post being in regulated activity, the potential employee will be required to undertake a Disclosure and Barring Service check at the appropriate level. It is a criminal offence for a barred person to attempt to engage with vulnerable groups.
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# ? Sep 10, 2018 16:30 |
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Jose posted:well its maybe for kids based on this so something to do with that? They'll be working in the same location as under 18s so they must be DBS cleared, even if they do no work with them, same way a school janitor needs a DBS even if he's only going to murder and rape children. They ask for CC experience presumably because the job consists of pulling data from whoever supplies the tracking poo poo then turning that into pretty diagrams/videos for Jose Mourinho to do a poo poo on
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# ? Sep 10, 2018 17:13 |
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I cant wait to find out whether plucky Manchester United can snatch a point on Saturday at *checks notes* Vicarage Road.
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# ? Sep 11, 2018 06:58 |
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bewbies posted:****polishes resume**** A reminder that the guy who held this position is now the sporting director of Legia Warsaw. You might want to rethink this opportunity.
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# ? Sep 11, 2018 09:15 |
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mackintosh posted:A reminder that the guy who held this position is now the sporting director of Legia Warsaw. You might want to rethink this opportunity. ****Polishes resume****
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# ? Sep 11, 2018 09:31 |
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Bogan Krkic posted:****Polishes resume**** Heh
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# ? Sep 11, 2018 13:09 |
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Bogan Krkic posted:****Polishes resume**** Nice.
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# ? Sep 11, 2018 14:26 |
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Bogan Krkic posted:****Polishes resume**** haha
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# ? Sep 11, 2018 14:31 |
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Bogan Krkic posted:****Polishes resume****
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# ? Sep 11, 2018 17:26 |
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any cool injuries from the pointless friendlies?
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 18:00 |
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It’s a Knockout Cup anyone? How Uefa might sate its competition thirst https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2018/sep/12/uefa-competition-its-a-knockout-cup-marina-hyde guardian posted:It’s a Knockout Cup anyone? How Uefa might sate its competition thirst
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 18:29 |
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wrong thread
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 18:40 |
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mila kunis posted:any cool injuries from the pointless friendlies? Yeah Luke Shaw got concussed
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# ? Sep 12, 2018 18:42 |
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So Dele Alli and Lloris are out for Saturday, that's encouraging
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# ? Sep 14, 2018 15:34 |
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7:30 am game woo so excited
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# ? Sep 14, 2018 15:35 |
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I think no Dele might mean they can run out both Son and Lucas, which I think is kind of hard to do if Dele is in the 11.
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# ? Sep 14, 2018 15:38 |
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Mourinho spent his pre-match presser largely ranting about the press and giving advanced statistics which PROVE that Marcus Rashford is being treated fairly at Manchester United for some reason. Not content with merely this, United saw fit to send an email to their mailing list about "Jose Mourinho's epic message to fans". I guess I must have missed some big press manhunt this past week or something, because out of the blue this all just seems like Jose's cracking up big time. (Someone on another forum went through the trouble of transcribing it all: The fans should know the truth “For the Manchester United supporters, I think it's important that they have the right idea of how things are in reality. The most important thing of all is the kid [Marcus Rashford] is a good kid, the kid is a good player and knows what Manchester United did for him, starting in the Academy and then with Mr [Louis] Van Gaal's support and my support and the club's support and the new contract and the new [no.10] shirt and being selected for every single match. “Since I've been here, Marcus Rashford has been selected for every single match - he was never, not even for one day, out of selection because of my decision or because he was injured or, like in this case, because he is suspended. He was never, never out of selection, so he knows and that's the most important thing. But again, media is very important and I think it's important the Manchester United supporters know the truth. That's why I'm going so specific about these numbers." They wake up and think of Jose “Some of the people, everybody knows that they have double salaries, they also work for other clubs and when they also work for the clubs, of course they are not independent and of course they conduct things in the direction they want to conduct things. That's obvious and that's human, and that's natural. It's not tactical but I accept clearly. The ones that wake up in the morning and the first thing that comes into their minds is Jose Mourinho at Manchester United, I feel sorry for them because there are much more interesting things to wake up and be happy about in the morning than to speak immediately about us and about football." This is what we're doing with Marcus “In 2017/18, he played 35 matches in the Premier League, eight in the Champions League, five in the FA Cup including the final, three League Cup matches and the UEFA Super Cup. He played a total of 52 matches with 2,676 minutes. If you divide that into 90 minutes, it gives 29.7 matches. So, with me in two seasons, he had 105 appearances, 5,744 minutes, 63.7 matches of 90 minutes, including five finals. So, the people that are speaking and speaking about these minutes, I think they are a bit confused. Marcus Rashford is not Dominic Solanke, he's not Ruben Loftus-Cheek, he's not Dominic Calvert-Lewin - he is Marcus Rashford, a Manchester United player with an incredible number of appearances and an incredible number of minutes played at the highest level in the best possible competitions. So, Manchester United supporters, [it is] for you and just for you to know what we're doing with Marcus Rashford, with Luke Shaw, with Jesse Lingard, with Scott McTominay.” “If you don't mind to lose a couple of minutes with me, I'm going to do something, not for you but for the United fans, because I think I owe myself to the United fans to share two minutes with you. In the 2016/17 season, Marcus Rashford played 32 Premier League matches, 11 Europa League matches, including the final, three FA Cup matches, six League Cup matches including the final and the Community Shield. He had 53 appearances, but if you want to take minutes played, he played 3,068 minutes and, if you want to divide that into 90 minutes of matches, he played 34.2 matches of 90 minutes in 2016/17.” Remember, Rashford is banned “Speaking about Marcus, I think I can expect that on Sunday I'm going to be highly criticised for not playing him because some of the boys are really obsessed with me and, I think, have a problem with some compulsive lies. So I can expect on Sunday, some of them will wake up in the morning and always the first thing that comes to their mind is Jose Mourinho. “So I can imagine I'm going to be criticised for not playing Marcus, but it's not my fault. He is suspended, so probably we should remind them that he's suspended and cannot play. Performances with England, of course I am happy. He played well, he competed well, he scored and especially in a period where he comes with some sadness after his suspension. It was very good that he did that.”
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# ? Sep 14, 2018 18:04 |
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That is a primo meltdown.
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# ? Sep 14, 2018 18:35 |
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lol I gave him the #10 what more do you want?
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# ? Sep 14, 2018 18:43 |
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I wake up and think of Jose.
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# ? Sep 14, 2018 20:41 |
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Brony Car posted:I wake up and think of Jose. Thanks
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# ? Sep 14, 2018 20:48 |
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Jose posted:Thanks Have you flown to SC yet
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# ? Sep 14, 2018 20:49 |
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This is lovely stuff.
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# ? Sep 14, 2018 21:20 |
"Facts". It's Facts - The Reboot. He's done.
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# ? Sep 15, 2018 09:00 |
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Won't they keep him until CL qualification is impossible which makes it easier to fire him or something? Need him to stay there as long as possible and hopefully get some signings in in January.
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# ? Sep 15, 2018 10:32 |
Brendan Rodgers posted:Won't they keep him until CL qualification is impossible which makes it easier to fire him or something? If they crash out of both domestic cups and the CL, and is not top 2 by Xmas he's probably done I'd say.
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# ? Sep 15, 2018 10:34 |
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Bundy posted:"Facts". It's Facts - The Reboot. Rafa’s fact meltdown was great. Fact
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# ? Sep 15, 2018 12:16 |
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Rafa was right. It was all true.
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# ? Sep 15, 2018 13:16 |
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heh https://twitter.com/RobDawsonESPN/status/1041039927692148736
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# ? Sep 15, 2018 20:56 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 17:37 |
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Could be worse, could be Aubamayang prior to deciding he wanted to emulate a bearskin hat: https://imgur.com/gallery/Gpr0aIv wooger fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Sep 15, 2018 |
# ? Sep 15, 2018 21:04 |