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Colonel Cancer posted:A grill might have worked if it wasn't inaccessible by design. You can't waffle stomp what you can't reach. Maybe some kind of an external lever? A small high speed revolving door.
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MOOBS! posted:also very sensitive nips im not sure anyone could truly cage me nice post name and avatar combo
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Sep 12, 2018 13:12
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Also how come OP hasn't posted which cock prison he purchased yet
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Sep 12, 2018 13:16
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He only ever posted using his dick to type. He is lost to us now. Edit- he doesn't need the forums anymore now he found an even more effective solution.
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WatermelonGun posted:I’m asking this in all honesty: do you have a learning disability why don't you crawl up my rear end and find out
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:why don't you crawl up my rear end and find out He can’t. It is encased in metal.
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Sep 12, 2018 15:59
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Colonel Cancer posted:A grill might have worked if it wasn't inaccessible by design. You can't waffle stomp what you can't reach. Maybe some kind of an external lever? Some constantly chattering fake teeth. It's fine that it chews up the outgoing turds but it would be very unpleasant on an incoming finger/fist/dick.
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The Kingfish posted:congrats on purchasing your new Nintendo Switch videogame console What if you own both?
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Sep 12, 2018 19:05
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learn to share with your dad man, no household should have two switches
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Sep 12, 2018 19:13
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LethalGeek posted:What if you own both? It's like a double negative. Your cock will know only unbound freedom! Go freedom wang! Go!
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Literally A Person posted:It's like a double negative. Your cock will know only unbound freedom! True freedom is found in the mind... Right until the lock comes off 
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Sep 13, 2018 00:22
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the truest orgasm is one that happens in the mind. read a book on meditation and embrace the ball-cage lifestyle.
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Sep 13, 2018 01:24
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:the truest orgasm is one that happens in the mind. Yeah, but no. Best orgasm I ever had? Wingus. All wingus.
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Hey op I'm sure you have already done your research but the first time you and your partner begin using it you are gonna want to take a week of work in order to enjoy full effects.
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Sep 13, 2018 02:06
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*meditates naked on a mountain peak for 10 years* *on the tenth year, tenth day, tenth hour opens eyes* "finally I have achieved true ultimate power" *looks across the endless vistas & galaxy brain nuts off the edge of the mountain*
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Literally A Person posted:I feel like I'm coming around on this topic. At first I was all like "woah there fella, you say some people like to have their bits locked up for prolonged periods of time for sexual gratification? I don't know." Now I'm all like, "hell if ol' lock-on-his-cock is cute enough I'd hit it." Have you ever came from doing the dishes? If not I'm afraid we will never really understand each other.
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Sep 13, 2018 02:50
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hip check please posted:Have you ever came from doing the dishes? If not I'm afraid we will never really understand each other. Can't say that I have. Well, shucks. One fetish I'm simply not cut out for. Shame, really.
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Sep 13, 2018 03:38
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Ha, "doing" the dishes. Like when you do someone sex wise.
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Moon Atari posted:Ha, "doing" the dishes. Like when you do someone sex wise. lmdbo
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I want one of those cages with the pee plug, but the plug has to be really long. I need it to go up through my stomach and out my mouth so that I can funnel fluids into it and cut out the middle man. Big Kidney needs to be taken down a couple a notches.
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I prefer the scandinavian model penis prison. Comfortable living space, vacations outside etc. You might argue that they lack the punitive element but it's shown that they have lower rates of recidivism. And isn't that what we all want: rehabilitated dongs?
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Sep 13, 2018 04:25
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Icochet posted:I prefer the scandinavian model penis prison. Comfortable living space, vacations outside etc. You might argue that they lack the punitive element but it's shown that they have lower rates of recidivism. And isn't that what we all want: rehabilitated dongs? Frankly, if the Scandinavian version came with their healthcare plan, I'd use it even if it was just a bamboo spike soaked in habanero sauce.
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My brother is a urologist and I'm a locksmith. We went into business together and we make bank!
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