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picks mom is basically the character i do when i'm drinking highballs alone
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2018 20:17 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 16:10 |
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Runaktla posted:- Dad convinced new wife to do hardcore gangbang gilf porn... of course. They have a website. social anxiety issues so bad you get triggered by group sex scenarios even one step removed
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 08:49 |
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SleepySonata posted:All our animals stress eat and it sucks. i implore you mittens put down the kibble somehow i am powerless to stop you
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2018 08:52 |
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SleepySonata posted:I laughed I did but just in case you are an actual retard always a fair assumption wrt my personal self
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2018 12:35 |
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Antivehicular posted:This post got slept on, but the image of a mom angrily yelling "POOP BALLS" is cracking me up and needs to be appreciated. should be bam margera's mom for maximum efficacy
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2018 20:09 |
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Yeah well I'm 45, spend 40 hours a week at a computer and the cloud is a complete loving mystery to me as well. Check mate my friend. ever yahoo e-mailed a .docx to yourself for later retrieval? bitch, you're in the cloud
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2018 23:03 |
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Barudak posted:I had to sign a contract in triplicate of things I would accomplish in highschool with me keeping one, my parents having one, and the third held in escrow in order to secure their help paying for college. did you conquer the labors set before you?
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2018 00:10 |
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Barudak posted:To answer your question: I powered through prom throwing up ever 15-30 minutes due to a fever with a person I point blank told on day one of school if they didnt go to prom with me I couldnt go to college. a messed up situation but that dude sounds solid as gently caress
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2018 00:19 |
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i had supportive to indifferent parents and am a massive failure so i think maybe those psycho's did you right? of course i know at least one of the two of you was born rich and i come from lumpenprole stock so that also must be considered
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2018 00:32 |
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Barudak posted:The first book my parents ever read to me was Das Kapital so I rebelled against them by becoming a petite bougeousie. the illicit thrill of a healthy 401k
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2018 00:48 |
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at the very least shoot men instead of rats pick we actually deserve it
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2018 01:07 |
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Saki posted:Main thing my parents do that make me sigh is get older and more frail. My mother has a big surgery soon and I'm extremely nervous she's never been quite right since the big C a year or so ago. I worry about them all the time. thankfully i'm a raging alcoholic and so with a little luck i will never have to bury my excellent mom
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2018 09:37 |
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Zane posted:my mom always asks me to give her "a bite from that icecream/hamburger/pizza" and then TAKES A HUGE CHOMP FROM IT. begrudging the woman who whelped you a burg bite, a shameful son
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2018 07:34 |
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FullLeatherJacket posted:my father is a profound idiot and possible autist You don't need your father's approval. Visit him from time to time and be polite as he clearly has brainworms, but his opinion of you is nothing in the large scheme of the poo poo hellworld we live in. You are valuable as a person and if he doesn't see it it is his loss.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 22:45 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 16:10 |
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my father recently told me nobody could possibly like me they're just pretending as some kind of funny joke, why do you ask?
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 22:49 |