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Pick posted:"i just wish you'd gotten married back when you were still pretty" ha ha thanks, that's going to be a killer line in my arrested development fanfic Lmao
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SleepySonata posted:Someone in NYC looking to rescue a high energy pitbull who's super people friendly? My family are loving ghouls when it comes to animal abuse, with my father's primary means of disciplining our cat being to grab her by the scruff and slap her face whenever she was on a table. All our animals stress eat and it sucks. hmm a pitbull with history of abuse. let just check if there's any toddlers in the neighbourhood that i need maimed and I'll get back to you.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:MOM: "Fleta, can you show me how to do an attachment again?" I found the guy who deleted the internet!!! Get him boys!!
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My Dad can never ask for something to be passed to him at dinner, he'll just start pointing. Of course it's a dinner table that has like, multiple things on it, so you'll pass him a napkin and he'll shake his head and start gesticulating wildly at something else on the table until you intuit that he wants the salt.
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plape tickler posted:I'm impressed with what people put up with itt. I would have to get that sorted out right away. why do you think i moved out
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Pick posted:she will be all "ohhh I really like it, I just WORRY about you, having spent all that money... your DAD and I can't afford such nice things, so I can't understand how YOU could THROW AWAY YOUR FUTURE on a RAPIDLY-DEPRECIATING ASSET" and ill be like, well you could also buy a bmw, with your money (the money u have) *mom gnawing a bmw* this thing is EMPTY!!
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this broken hill posted:i am going to have a baby and you can all help raise it remotely Let's Play Fatherhood! [CYOA]
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this broken hill posted:he keeps accusing me of wanting him to die because i say things like "i would rather be dead than eat that [vegan cheese made from marinated soy extract]" and he wildly misinterprets it Meanwhile, avshalom kvetches to her dad about how the internet nerds keep accusing her of wanting the president to die because she keeps saying things like "i would rather he was dead than eat that [vegan cheese made from marinated soy extract]" and we wildly misinterprets it
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Jesus just had an out of the blue memory of my dad asking me, upon learning I had my first girlfriend, "make sure you wear a cundrum." Lmao congrats on you prangrancy
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