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shahadien

Chain Whip wielding rogue....got eaten by zombies because I thought it'd be cool to buzz-saw through the roof of a zombie infested church with a chain whip.

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Twenty Four posted:

Early morning door to door recruitment cleric.

A used spellbook salesperson

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ChubbyChecker

micromancer

he's a bard who's good with firearms









ChubbyChecker

Dungeon Ecology posted:

recently divorced cleric. makes passive aggressive comments about Deborah whenever possible

Manifisto posted:

elgar the taintmancer

comprehensive mastery of spells and wizardry that pertain to the taint, such as:

* cure light taint wounds
* detect taint
* speak with taints
* burning taint
* invisibility (of taint)









Twenty Four


ChubbyChecker posted:

micromancer

he's a bard who's good with firearms

nice

Dungeon Ecology

guy who's pretty sure that free will is an illusion and that everyone is being puppeted by invisible teenagers with power fantasies and the world is governed by a secret master set of rules guarded by a vindictive and selfish god.

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Dungeon Ecology posted:

guy who's pretty sure that free will is an illusion and that everyone is being puppeted by invisible teenagers with power fantasies and the world is governed by a secret master set of rules guarded by a vindictive and selfish god.

NICE USERNAME/POST COMBO!

I tried to cast a spell on you. Did it work?

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Macnult

Source of power isn’t clearly described? Their last name is literally Hammerdick

Manifisto


Dungeon Ecology posted:

guy who's pretty sure that free will is an illusion and that everyone is being puppeted by invisible teenagers with power fantasies and the world is governed by a secret master set of rules guarded by a vindictive and selfish god.

"look man when I say our fates are decided by a roll of the dice I am not being metaphorical. wake up sheeple!!!!"

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
delusionist - Capable of casting a wide range of powerful illusion spells, but the caster is the only one affected.

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Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Barking Gecko posted:

delusionist - Capable of casting a wide range of powerful illusion spells, but the caster is the only one affected.

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Barking Gecko posted:

delusionist - Capable of casting a wide range of powerful illusion spells, but the caster is the only one affected.

Macnult

Barking Gecko posted:

delusionist - Capable of casting a wide range of powerful illusion spells, but the caster is the only one affected.

Bluedeanie

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Dragula
Undead human warlock

was a ditch digger and street racer in life, Casts Move Earth at will

deals +10 fire damage to favored enemy (witches)

his main attack is he Slams you with the back of his racing cart for bludgeoning damage

Dungeon Ecology

Sir Repticious, the full-plate mail thief.

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:

Barking Gecko posted:

delusionist - Capable of casting a wide range of powerful illusion spells, but the caster is the only one affected.

lol

BoldFrankensteinMir


Napoleonic Complex- Can only be applied to Small races. No BA or AC bonus, no weapon proficiencies, only class skills are bluff and ride but you get free Leadership and Mounted Combat at level 1. Synergizes well with Delusionist and Mythic Baron.

HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill
Necrocleric: raises dead to tell them about the afterlife, only to be ripped apart and have his brains consumed as the afterlife he is espousing is mostly based on eating brains and shambling grotesquely

ChubbyChecker

Brad









BoldFrankensteinMir



It's the modified stat block for Brass Golem only tiny...

Nosfereefer

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anything other than a pure wizard

excuse me while i literally travel to other dimensions to smoke space weed w/ planars :smug:

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Nosfereefer

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*gets bit by a rat for 2 hp, dies*

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ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
A wizard but he can only cast real versions of sidewalk magic tricks.

BoldFrankensteinMir


Maze-master: Only class skill is knowledge: dungeoneering and you get a +25 on all checks against minotaurs.

Not very useful in 99.999999% of adventures but if the DM happens to pull out the July 1978 Cosmic Campaigns Monthly's "The Legacy of Perseus' Tomb", watch out!

Manifisto


dungeon master snarksmith

knows exactly what to say in any given situation to get under the dm's skin, including ability to make veiled references to the dm's past fuckups and embarrassments, +2 on pedantic rules-lawyering, +5 on passive-aggressiveness, can burp or fart at will while anyone else is speaking


ty nesamdoom!

Twenty Four


Turtle Wrangler. He's got a big old pile of dumb slow turtles. They don't fight or anything.

He can't really do anything with them other then manage to get them all moving in somewhat the same direction with marginally better results then you might have expected.

He's got a really good staff, but no weapons proficiency for it, he just uses it to help herd the turtles.

ChubbyChecker

Lover not a fighter









BoldFrankensteinMir


This thread is begging for a campaign. A couple of these ladies deserve a shot at some real rats-in-a-bar lvl 1 action.

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle

Twenty Four posted:

Turtle Wrangler. He's got a big old pile of dumb slow turtles. They don't fight or anything.

He can't really do anything with them other then manage to get them all moving in somewhat the same direction with marginally better results then you might have expected.

He's got a really good staff, but no weapons proficiency for it, he just uses it to help herd the turtles.

Now there's a character I can appreciate.

BoldFrankensteinMir


I want to multiclass Turtle Wrangler / Necrocleric, turtle zombies are too slow to rebel awwww yeah min-maxin' the joke-thread!

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
druid / necromancer - Good at raising plants, animals, and the dead.

BoldFrankensteinMir


Brownguard: A conquistador flavored fighter class with a long list of weapon proficiencies and free feats, but no matter the context of the roll critical failure always additionally means you crap your armor. Charts for time to clean armor (based on last rations ingested) can be found on pg. 345 of the Offal Kingdoms expansion module.

Bluedeanie

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Brownguard: A conquistador flavored fighter class with a long list of weapon proficiencies and free feats, but no matter the context of the roll critical failure always additionally means you crap your armor. Charts for time to clean armor (based on last rations ingested) can be found on pg. 345 of the Offal Kingdoms expansion module.

pretty good but playing as a lightfoot halfling and additionally taking the standalone lucky feat would make it easy to cheese this class

BoldFrankensteinMir


Bluedeanie posted:

pretty good but playing as a lightfoot halfling and additionally taking the standalone lucky feat would make it easy to cheese this class

Good point.

Okay, so we have a necro-turtle and a halfling brownguard, now who wants to be the inept healer...

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
Barber-Doctor, a cleric class with all the powers of a medieval physician. Dire Leech familiar at level 3 though.

BoldFrankensteinMir


We have officially put more thought into this party than the entire crew of Disenchanted put into theirs...

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Dungeon Ecology

big titty goth gf:
hot single goth girl, wears studded leather, can summon demons, profiency in sarcasm.

lives in a world where every man is a shredded beefcake who fights dragons but shes really just looking for a pasty quiet nerd thats good a programming. alas, such a being does not exist in faerun

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