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The National Solar Observatory is mysteriously shut down and the FBI is somehow involved"Alamagordo Daily News posted:Otero County Sheriff Benny House said the Otero County Sheriff’s Office was asked to standby. I for one welcome our imminent fiery demise
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Finally, aliens!
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Sep 12, 2018 05:37
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praise b 2 satan
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Sep 12, 2018 05:38
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In Albuquerque atm on unrelated business. Happy to be hear for the end of the world tho
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I just bought a case of beer and have a well stocked liquor cabinet.. all I can say is thank god. Might need to take up smoking again though.
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Sep 12, 2018 05:39
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Anyone got a neutrino detector? Should show a massive spike.
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Sep 12, 2018 05:39
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Please stop listening to Alex Jones.
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Bogus Adventure posted:Please stop listening to Alex Jones. gently caress you Mom!!
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I am ready ... NO WAIT
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hard sun really tailed off at the end and suffered a moderate to severe case of the bbc dramas but there was some good stuff in there
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It's just a wormhole that will solely drain the sun of life over a million years. Nothing to worry about.
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if hes anything like me and my dad its going to involve a lot of screaming and threats until i get hit and then call the cops
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Sep 12, 2018 05:44
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It's about loving time Trump did something about Big Sun.
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GOOD CANT WAIT OP
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:The National Solar Observatory is mysteriously shut down and the FBI is somehow involved Arizona is the worst state
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That bites.
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Sep 12, 2018 05:45
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If theres a black hole i'm gonna gently caress it!
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Icochet posted:If theres a black hole i'm gonna gently caress it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
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The world is not allowed to end until after I pass this loving kidney stone. I am not going out while this bastard stays in.
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Jawdins posted:It's about loving time Trump did something about Big Sun. This seems more like the work of Mr Burns in his continuing crusade to destroy the sun. If Trump was behind it the helicopter would have crashed, there would be fifteen leakers, the Russians would be involved, and there would be multiple tweets blaming the whole thing on “Democrats” who are actually Republicans. They also would have accidentally broadcast the Russian piss tape into space and this would end up being our first contact with the larger interstellar community. Xenocides fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Sep 12, 2018 |
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Sep 12, 2018 05:48
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Oh yeah, lsd is the answer
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Listen. It is terrible, but every living thing does die. It's fine, though. Y'all will all come back now, ya hear?
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Jawdins posted:Oh yeah, lsd is the answer gently caress yeah!
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OP, you forgot the rest of the article where it says a security threat occurred, possibly meaning an intruder. Thanks for the wild spin on the story, though.
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Haha op I’m safe it’s night time nice try idiot
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Sep 12, 2018 05:51
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Fake News. 
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Sep 12, 2018 05:52
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Where is NORAD located?
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Vato posted:Where is NORAD located? no rad is anywhere you happen to be, loser
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so wait if the sun explodes how long until it kills me? like 7 minutes right??
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Blast of Confetti posted:no rad is anywhere you happen to be, loser You're right!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9EJ0qXNJGg
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before we're dead, quick let's set up an experiment to prove a scientific theory
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we have at least 9 minutes this is a very clever post
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Bajaj posted:OP, you forgot the rest of the article where it says a security threat occurred, possibly meaning an intruder. Thanks for the wild spin on the story, though. an intruder, requiring the entire facility to be shut down for several days along with the nearby post office, right how much are they paying you to spread disinfo
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i can't read but in my opinion if the sun explodes then global warming will probably stop so this sounds like good news imhombffglolwtf
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bbq
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Xenocides posted:This seems more like the work of Mr Burns in his continuing crusade to destroy the sun. If Trump was behind it the helicopter would have crashed, there would be fifteen leakers, the Russians would be involved, and there would be multiple tweets blaming the whole thing on “Democrats” who are actually Republicans. They also would have accidentally broadcast the Russian piss tape into space and this would end up being our first contact with the larger stellar interstellar community. So if I am right the first thing the aliens see on their scopes when they enter our universe is DJT getting pissed on? hosed up. We should get to see the piss tape first.
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And...now we are dead.
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Vato posted:And...now we are dead. Not again
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