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Was it all a lie? Have I done this all, for nothing? Oh, my dear sun… What now, what should I do…? My sun, my dear, dear sun…
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Sep 12, 2018 13:36
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i'll take all you sonsa bitches when i go
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Sep 12, 2018 20:51
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Zzulu posted:If there's something we know for sure, its that the american government is hyper competent with Men In Black organizations and the illuminati tricking the poo poo out of us and not just a bunch of apes in suits playing games in a circus Mr. Burns: Smithers, have the Zzulu Stones killed. Edit: whoops I thought this was one of the Musk thread. lmbo. changed Mr. Musks. to Mr. Burns. im depressed lol fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Sep 13, 2018 |
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Sep 13, 2018 16:52
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To click, perchance to dream—ay, there's the rub, for in this clickbait death what dreams may come
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Sep 15, 2018 00:23
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lmbo if you dumbies are worried about this when we're valuable enough to the aliens they actively manipulate our infantile global communication networks. just lol 'oh it has to be a solar flare' 'oh we're gonna die'. who is going to keep mining the gold and lithium for the aliens if we're all dead stupid?
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Sep 15, 2018 06:20
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"im not owned! im not owned!" a hot gujju bhabhi screams as various government agents descend upon his person, confiscating his laptop full of child alien pornography to appease the poor victim in all of this, the sunworshipping greys
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Chomp8645 posted:Hot theory: the FBI story and the alien conspiracy theories are both true. The janitor was beaming pedo porn to alien vessels as part of a cultural exchange program. "yo aliens, check this out. if you put this on an earthlings pc you can have other earthlings lock them up in a cage for years and years. wait, well of course i won't tell anyone. hey what are you doing? jesus gently caress stop, i'm just the janitor man what the gently caress no one will believe me anyway!"
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