the sun is about to explode or something

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > the sun is about to explode or something

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Good I can't wait. Cleanse this pathetic orb, universe.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 06:42

# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 09:11

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

How on earth are they saying sunburns are a government lie I can prove they're real in less than a day doing nothing

Oh you get burnt all right. Just not by the sun.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 18:38

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

The sun has declared war on us so we must nuke it. Or barring that, install large beach umbrellas -everywhere-

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 20:30

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

What the gently caress janitor has a pc they use at work for work? Remote piloting the mopbots? Don't add up.

Maybe he was, heh, some sort of a computer janitor :smug:

Explains everything else to a tee.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2018 13:47

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > the sun is about to explode or something