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Halser
Aug 24, 2016
the sun dies every day you morons, it comes back in a few hours

actually sorry for being so rude, I'm afraid for my life

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Halser
Aug 24, 2016
I read that it's probably just some chinese spy probe thing trying to see how many liters of anal lube american consumers order from amazon every year or something and they're disabling it

It's so boring and stupid it's probably true and nobody is going to get scorched by the sun any time soon

Halser
Aug 24, 2016

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Halser
Aug 24, 2016

Kuato posted:

I don’t want to alarm you but the sun is slowly dying. So are you. :science:

gotta take the good with the bad I guess

Halser
Aug 24, 2016

Chomp8645 posted:

Hot theory: the FBI story and the alien conspiracy theories are both true. The janitor was beaming pedo porn to alien vessels as part of a cultural exchange program.

Petition to rename the facility to "Aatrek National Observatory".

And the aliens are so repulsed by earth porn that they'll nuke the sun to cleanse us

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